The House

After visiting the Macombo Lounge earlier, I stopped by The House. Since it was early evening, probably around 6:30, there was no cover charge. I got a beer and found a…

Visited a few months back on a weeknight about 8:00 or so. Layout was nice: there are 3 stages. Two smaller ones near the front and back of the place and…

I came in here on a recent Sunday evening, after a several month absence. It was disappointing. Although there are still a few good-looking dancers left, most of the thick…

The Penthouse has fallen off big time. It is no longer a true strip club. It is more like a lounge that has strippers. Let me give you all the 4-1-1 on…

Earlier in the day I'd been on the Block in Baltimore with buddy. At night time, we headed to DC and the House. This is definitely my favorite spot in…

The bad news about The House: the prices have gone up. It's now $20 to go upstairs; dances start at $15. Last time I was there it was $10 for each.…

Wow, how I miss the old Penthouse, now called the "House". We were lucky to find parking out front considering how sketchy the area is, I would strongly suggest finding parking…

Went on a Friday evening, and as usual parking was a real pain to find. The area is a little shady to boot, so it always feels a bit dangerous walking to…

The dancer quality has gone down big time at this club. It’s not the same like it used to be six months ago. I used to frequent the Penthouse occasionally in the…

Came here on a recent Tuesday evening with a female friend. She had been here pre-renovations, and said the club had previously looked like a "basement." I hadn't seen it…

You know, this used to be one of my favorite lil spots to hang out at and just be one of the fellas at. But every since they did all their…

I stopped by after not coming here for over 3 years. A definite upgrade to the clubs physical appearance. About 6 dancers were there. Dont remember their names but almost all…

The Penthouse is still standing in Washington, DC after all this time. Even though it is no longer known as The Penthouse and known now simply as "The House", it is…

I probably won't go back to The House too much. Although they totally redesigned the club for the better, I was turned off by the amount of dancers constantly either…

Went to this club on a Friday evening. Parking was a pain and it took 15 minutes of driving around to find a parking spot on a side street a few blocks…

I made a return visit to The House on a Sunday evening. I didn't stay long--but that's because it only took two dancers in the upstairs area to send me out the…

I decided to visit the House around 5pm on Thursday to see what was going on. When I got inside, without paying any cover, there was almost nothing going on.…

The Penthouse is the best strip club in Washington DC. The renovations are great. The best looking strip club I have seen period. Also, the dancer quality is just as good. Music…

My last visit to The House was a Sunday evening around 5pm, an hour after it opened. Two dancers were on stage when I walked in, with five or so customers.…

Ok, the House is back! I'd been coming to this place for years, when it was named the Penthouse, the best booty shaking club in DC. It's been on the…

I have been a customer of The House since like 2005. It has going through its ups and downs, but it looks like since they have made the latest renovations that they…

This club was NICE!!! The dancers in there really know how to shake what they have! THey're sexy and volumptuous. If you're into skinny girls or white girls, don't…

Made a visit to the House today. As the previous reviewer said, they've finally finished the renovations ("just two more weeks," said a dance before Christmas), and the place looks great. The…

wow so it looks like the renovations are done and the places is fully operational now. i gotta say, the the new stages look pretty cool. there are at least…

I rolled into the House around 5pm on a recent weeknight, grabbed a beer, tipped the cute dancer on the stage, and headed up the stairs to a table. Soon the dancer…

Penthouse was pretty nice. I've been there three times starting back in October 2011 during homecoming. The first plus, is that they open at 4pm and have some very, very, very good…

If you want a lapdance within the city limits, I'm pretty sure this is the only place you can go. I might be wrong, Stadium might have them too. But…

I hadn't set foot in the House for 15-20 years, since back in the day when the Foxy Playground was operating a half mile north on Georgia Ave. The Playground -- now…

This is my home town club, although I do not live there anymore I was able to pop in solo before going out for the night. Renovations have been made and…

Went in on a Friday Night. They have a $10 Cover plus a one drink minimum. Figured that since 20 is spent on cover AND a drink, it is well…

I hadn't been here in months and I wanted to see if any improvements have been made. I was pleasantly surprised. This place is still undergoing "renovations" and they have…

Let me start by saying that my girl and I used to love this place a few years ago. We just got back and were very disappointed. The place was…

OK, as much as it pains me, I'm going to rate the new "House". I was considered a "regular" years back. When you went to the penthouse, you went to the best…

Happened to be running errands on that side of time and had time to kill so thought I'd check this place out. It's a hood club, if you're into that sort…

I hadn't visited this club since they changed from the Penthouse to the House. The club has changed and not for the better, despite "renovations." The only good part of…

Went to The House a couple weeks back with some friends. This club is a few stops from a metro station. All dancers were meaty in body size and all…

I went to "The House" a few weeks back and I agree with the dude below, the current setup makes the club have a PGrating. I know they are doing…

Visited the House on Friday, June 25th about 11:30pm. Cover charge of $10. The House has always been a good spot to see some good looking dancers; however, the current club setup…

I finally visited this place after driving by it for about 2 years. I know now why I waited so long. There are some hot girls here -- but not many, and…

This is now called "The House". I have been going to this club on and off for about 9 years now. The neighborhood is kind of seedy but don't be fooled…

lookin for black girls. this the spot. spot hasnt changed in 5 yrs. full pat down to get in. girls professional. three stages, DJ starts at 10pm, joint opens at 4pm.…

Visited on a Monday evening (a little after 9pm). There were approximately 15-20 guys in the club. Not much if anything has changed with the club's setup. You walk-in, get a full…

I last went to "the house" probably the second week of January and noticed that the place is slipping since "dynamite" isn't there. I hope she comes back, if not I…

Ok so I gave 5s because its been a while since I visited The House. I plan on going back soon so I will update my review then. I'm just wondering though…

Been going to The House since '91. Girls range from OK to amazing. Find one who likes you and you get extra service for your dollars. Place is a dive, but they've…

The House had been one of my fav spots in DC but the quality of the dancers would fluctuate. Had not been here in a few months and I heard it gone…

I went there looking for a new spot to dance at. I use to dance in West Virginia and these spots in dc dont even compare. The females looked old in the…

I went over to "House" since I have not been there in a while and was very pleased this time around. I am a very white somewhat pretty guys and have…

I think with the "House" it's a matter of taste. The dancers are mostly black, but you might find a couple latinas depending on when you go. I dropped in on a…

Not a bad trip to the "HOUSE". I am here often and the girls are nice looking for there type, lots of tatoos and all of them are black. Girls on each…

The location is a bit shady. The odds of getting a cab here are slim to none if you stay late. I went this last friday and all I can…

This club was ok I went with my friends just to have fun and be crazy all the dancers were mostly black and spanish but some white. It was an ok experiance…

This is an okay club, me and my girls went to this club a while back and i was a little disappointed because everyone i know made this out to be the…

It's a seedy location, but fine if you're a brother or uncaring. No cover, and there were about 8 girls there on Thursday afternoon, with 2 or 3 being latina. Girls ran…

Penthouse is very accessible by car, subway or bus. There is no cover to get in once you prove you are 21 years old. You must, because of that, buy a drink.…

I love this club. The girls are mostly black and latina, and they all dance like they're in a Ludacris video. It's the perfect place to go and be mezmerized…

Went to The House last night with my buddy to celebrate his recent promotion to associate at the firm where he works. By the way, The Penthouse is now called The…

I went last weekend with my buddies. I'm a 31 year old white guy, and lets just say that I have a pension for women of color. I have an ATF club,…

Stopped by during Happy Hour on Monday. There is one very large stage in the center of the club. Three or more dancers may dance on the center stage at any time.…

Hello Folks, It's been a while. Did not get around to reviewing this spot from when me and a buddy of mine hit it up. Almost did…

A buddy of mine and I went to The House this past Friday. If you prefer the fully nude flava (women of color) with the Badoonka Doonk, Hip-Hop and Go-Go, this…

Me and a couple of buddies visited on a Friday night. Most of the girls are regulars, but they are still the finest dancers in DC for my money. There…

Went to The House for Happy hour, 4-6pm, on Friday. You can't beat $3 for a "Heiny," or any other beer you want. The club wasn't that full, but that…