The House
3530 Georgia Ave NW Washington, DC 20010

Wow, how I miss the old...

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sexxxyseven
Nov 27, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Wow, how I miss the old Penthouse, now called the "House". We were lucky to find parking out front considering how sketchy the area is, I would strongly suggest finding parking on the main street. Upon entering, we had the customary pat down and told to pay a fee of 10. I was guided to the bar, the drinks are insane. I got a beer for 10 bucks and sat down. They totally renovated the club, it looks very nice. They even made some vip areas for extra privacy which is nice. The bathrooms were fairly clean. The waitresses are friendly and constantly check on you.

The dancers are average in looks, but very friendly and eager to shake that thang in your face. They look very young and all black women. They all had pretty good bodies, not the donkey booties, I was spolied with in past years...but nice. I noticed they shook hands and sped off not like old times when they would sit and talk alittle. The music is mostly Hip hop and very loud. The clientele is mostly hood...

I think they need to do more promotions, drink specials and add some more security. They really need a parking lot, it is abit too scary parking ang getting to you car afterwards. I think I will go and check it out one more time, with a group of people. But, I was overall underwhelmed.....they need some girls with alittle more energy to hold my attention.

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