The House

The House is not your normal DC club. More on that in a minute. I arrived on a Thursday around 9:30. The cover was $20, and after a casual pat down, the bartender…

Arrived at The House around 1130pm on Friday night, during the snow. I parked across the street, ...on a side street at a diagonal from the front of the club. I would…

I visited "The House" about two weeks ago, and it was about 7/10. Overall great talent and friendly girls, who will immediatley start trying to earn your business the moment you…

I went to The House on Friday, after midnight, around 130 am. It took about 15 minutes to find a parking spot on the street. I found a spot on a side…

Haven't been to The House on a weekday in a while, so I poked my head in on a Wednesday. Standard entrance procedure: Enter first set of doors, pay $20 cover with…

I arrived at the House on a Thursday evening around 9:30. It has no parking lot, but street parking is usually very easy to find. I entered and was greeted by a…

Wanted to blowoff some steam after dealing with stress from work. Went to a couple of different cocktail bars in the area; then finally ended up heading to The House right at…

We went on a Friday night late night. Had to be close to midnight but I believe just minutes before. Parking has to be done around the corner from the club;…

Stopped by the House on a recent Wednesday. $20 cover and supposed to be a two drink minimum but didn't seem strictly enforced. I did get a couple of $8 beers though…

Titled my review because Darrell, the owner of the spot, loves to call his establishment a 'Southstyle' stripclub. While not a gentleman's club with sitdown food, quiet place to talk/have meetings, etc,…

The house is my favorite place and let me tell you why. First the dancers are amazing and not afraid to take off their clothes to show their amazing bodies. You want…

Where to start? You get to the door and security guard dressed in all black looking like he means business. Said walk in and pay $20 to the glass hole to the…

I stopped by the House as I was passing through DC on my way to Atlanta. Street parking is easy to find and I arrived around 7:30 on a Tuesday evening. Paid the…

I visited the House for the first time. It was a Saturday, and after midnight. The cover was $40. When I walked in, I saw a lot of girls (at least compared…

I decided to visit the House nightclub under no provocation or recommendation dolo after a Friday night out traversing the infamous U street with a group of friends. This was my first…

This club was far from cheap. Good security beautiful dancers, but the cover charge was $40 you have to get singles via cash app from the bar they take 10% and the…

The House had been on my bucket list for quite a while and via their FB page I determined they were open. So off I went on Saturday March 6.…

I’ve been to the house previously (back in 2018) and it was pretty good. Decided to make my way back to DC because the clubs were closed (and still are) in NYC.…

I really don't know what the owner/manager is thinking. I followed the club on IG and noticed that he was talking alot about the club being open and the quality of the…

I was in DC for work and I saw that the house was open that Saturday for the first time since COVID. First change is the hours, as they close at 12pm…

I am the type that sits upfront on the stage and tips. This is a good club for that since there are three stages, and even though it was a Thursday…

There was action everywhere - on the side stages, on the main stage, in and around the seating area, although less in the private dance area. The place seemed to be filled…

I have written a number of times about the House. It is a unique DC club. It is also a unique club in general. I arrived on a Wednesday night around 7:30pm.The…

I arrived at the club Wednesday night between 10 and 11. At the door I was told that it was Ciroc Wednesday and I could either pay $25 cover that includes…

I made another visit to the House to see if I could break a few bad experiences I have had a 2 clubs recently. See my reviews of 4 Mile in Bluff…

Got to The House at 930p on a Tuesday in search of one of the rarest of all experiences — the DC lapdance with contact. My mission was successful but a letdown.…

Street parking is pretty tight and unrestricted on weekends and after 8:30 on weekdays. I managed to get a parking spot right next to the club though. As I entered…

I am not familiar with all the clubs in the DMV (DC Maryland Virginia), but AFAIK this is the only black in the city. I went to this club after a midnight visit…

------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is a pretty-long wordy review of a black club visit, thus skip it if short on time or patience or the subject-matter does not interest you + this review is part…

This was my third visit to the House. Please see my other reviews to get a feel for the place. I arrived around 9pm. Girls were dancing on each stage, but there…

My girl and I go to strip clubs all the time. This is our go to spot! Drinks and cover is what should be expected. $20 to get in. Think Henny and…

This was my second visit to The House. See my review from my visit in 2017 too. I arrived around 8. To my surprise, I was the only guy in the club!…

The House is a fun club in DC standards. There are no lap dances allowed in DC, but there is full nudity unlike Virginia. As soon as you enter, you pay $20…

I went to the House around 7 pm a couple of Fridays ago. It was early and the place was pretty quiet. There was a guy on one of the…

First learned about House from a buddy who lived in the city and took me by there. I have mixed feelings about the place because i like to go to SCs where…

One of my favorite places to go - The House. Haven’t been back in a while since I travel a bit and I ALWAYS spend more than I planned for, but this…

On my recent tour of D.C. clubs this one held the most promise. A bit farther out, in fact I took a $12 taxi ride to get here, but the promise…

I would recommend this place to anyone. the dancers are a mix, but a lot of them look pretty good, a few very attractive ladies. if you're an assman, this place is…

Went to the house on a Saturday with about 4 friends to celebrate Landing a new job. Did not expect much , knowing how dc clubs are.. i was pleasantly surprised.…

Went to the Club for the first time after reading the various reviews. For a DC club, this was a pleasant surprise. As others have stated, it is a very nice room.…

I arrived at The House at 6 pm on a Friday afternoon for "Happy Hour". The first issue is parking. I was LUCKY to find an open spot a block…

Nice club. Mostly black dancers, mostly curves to thick. Ass everywhere. I saw one white and one Latina dancer, both thick. This is a great place if you like tipping at the…

I came here on a Wednesday a few weeks ago. It was $10 to enter and the do a mandatory pat down. I grabbed a Heniken and had a seat. It was…

The place is up on Georgia Ave in a notoriously rougher part of DC. I came back to see that the neighborhood is actually a lot more well lit and seemingly safer…

I stopped last week in the evening. The cover was $25 but it was three dollar Thursday, which is a pretty good deal if you are there to drink liquor as all…

First time here in a year, see my August 2016 review. Not much has changed. $20 weekend night cover, $10 cover during the week. A beer costs about $7, a long island…

I was in town on business last week, and so decided to stop by the famous House (formerly the Penthouse, DC's only family-owned strip club) after being away for a number of…

I made a horrible mistake. Okay, so I was determined to check this place out on a Friday night. I had read prior reviews from other users on this site that peeked…

After checking out fuego(waste of time)decided to stop by the house and see what was going on. Against my better judgement I went in. Entry fee was 20.00 and as soon as…

In summary, The House is a fun nude D.C. strip club, featuring reasonable prices, an excellent club setup, a nice mix of dancers (most are AA) and a masterful DJ. Entry fee…

Well, The stars finally aligned for me to be able to hit up the "famous" or "infamous" House. I've heard about this club and have been trying for years to get out…

So with the shortage of good clubs in the area I decided to check this place out. The area wasn't bad in my opinion. There was on street parking in the area.…

Let me add on to my recent "props" comment about this club. This is probably the main ghetto black strip club with thick booty-shaking black girls in DC. The worst…

From the perspective of a dancer: the girls were all black, very slim/athletic (not thick/big booty girls), skilled pole dancers, and very pretty. The manager heavily insinuated I was fat (I'm a…

So I wanted to check this club out for a while now. Was looking for a cheaper alternative than the Stadium Club. If you're like me, then you prefer black strip clubs.…

I arrived at the House around 430-5pm on a Friday afternoon. I had stopped at Ebony Inn hoping to catch some early birds. Although the bar was open in EI, no girls…

Well my title says it all. This place wasn't the nicest place I've been to in my travels. This is a mediocre at best Strip Club and the ladies weren't…

After a Wizards game, two of my boys and I stopped in the House. We probably arrived around 11 pm, paid the $20 entrance fee and went in. The club…

The House is something special. I guess you could call me a regular, when I enter I'm always surprised that I'm greeted like a regular, cause in my mind I take long…

I made the horrible mistake of going to The House after a long while. See, I had heard about them hiring Jim Graham, former city councilman for Ward 1 and notorious…

So I've been to House a few times, and I thought I'd leave a review. This is a review from about a month ago on a Saturday night. So I get to…

Went in here on a Saturday and man, do they have some new Dancers. This is a bad or good thing depending on how you look at it. Gone are…

I haven't been in this club in at least almost 2 years if not more. The club has really changed and has outstanding interior. That being said,…

A buddy and I stopped in the club around 9 pm on Monday. The place was practically empty when we arrived and they didn't charge us any entrance fee. After…

This club sucks. It’s pretty simple. The club looks nice but the dancer quality is nonexistent. The cover is reasonable at $10 at the door plus a mandatory drink (I got a…

Use to be the goto spot for top quality sistas. Place now has sofas and the girls get a little more up close and personal than I remember. Girls of…

I went to this place after leaving another with a lot of friends. I had been here before so I already knew the place was remodeled and it had hot girls.…

This is the first time I have been here since the new renovations. The place actually looks really nice. It may be one of the best looking clubs I have seen. 3…

Not too bad. I have been here a few times over the years. I went in around 8pm on a Saturday night. There were about 6 girls, that I could see. They…

Went there around 8:30 on a Thursday. It was very slow with only two dancers on the floor at a time. Got a private dance from this girl named Treasure who was…

Went in at around 11:45pm on a wednesday for the first time. Was wanded and padded by the one security guard at the door. Bought the two drink minimum and walked around.…

The House is probably the best SC in DC. At least 4 girls in there every time. Bouncers are cool if you've been there a few times. Happy hour drinks…

Despite some less than positive reviews lately, I still think the House is a fine club to hang out in. I stopped in around 8 pm on Saturday, and the club…

Went to the house with a bunch of friends a week ago. Paid a cover of $10 and was moved to the bar for a drink. When we finally got the chance…

Hadn't gone out on the strip club scene for quite awhile but wanted to see what all the hype was with these new renovations to the House. anyway, i will say that…

This place used to be so great! I can't say to much aboutthis place before the renovations because I've only been there a couple times even thought I live relatively close by.…

Stopped by around 8pm last week (I think it was a Wednesday, might have been Tuesday) hoping to see Mocha - she is one of my all time favorites here. Unfortunately…

So this might be the wrong night to come to The House but I stopped in on a Thursday evening, right around midnight. Paid my "cover" by ordering an overpriced drink and…

My experience was not that good. I ended up spending 93$ and felt rather bad. Dancers were so eager to give them tips, and they were not good( I mean they were…

No matter how much things change, you can't help but respect the longevity of the House AKA The Penthouse. It is still standing. Recently went back on a Friday evening.…

Fuck the Penthouse. The dancers here are ultra thirsty and very pushy for tips. The story goes I got to the Penthouse Friday night around 11:20pm. The cover was $10 and there…

I stopped by the House on a Sunday evening around 6pm. 10 or so patrons -- including three women -- and a half dozen dancers were there. The dancers were…

Dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes… YIKES!!! I started patronizing strip clubs in October 2011 and the Penthouse was the first club I ever patronized. This was when the renovations were still in…

my 1st time ever at the house.. just not really into going to sc's in the city but i was in the area i figured id stop by and see whats up…