Front Room

toychaser and SCPandit were supposed to be working for me and have gone rouge. If anyone spots these snitches, report them to me at once so they can be silenced.

Bros, I was on my way to meet one of my OTC bitches when I got a call from SJG’s mom to see if I’d be available to babysit. I said yes, because these $100 babysitting jobs help fund my OTC…

How did this joke start? I'm confused And what's wrong with fruit cups?

In light of recent events in California... Have any of you ever considered If some PL was thinking of shooting up a night club because some girl didn’t offer him the services she tainted him With and being caught up in…

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Heading back there for a couple days. Have had some good times in past but as the scene has likely shifted around since last visit I was hoping any locals might be able to suggest their favorite short list.

So I found this guys watch recently, I do know the guy, but it’s not like I’m friends with him, so I’m struggling with the dilemma of returning it to him or keeping it. It belonged to my doctor and he…

A man runs into a church and hops into the confession booth. A priest sees this and joins him in the booth. “My son what is it you would like to confess?” “I had sex with my girlfriend this morning. Then a…

A priest is driving along and has a blow out. He calls for road side assistance and a bit later a tow truck pulls up. The priest reads the sign on the truck “Fastest tire change in the south” He asked…

2 priests are driving home from dinner one night when all of the sudden they are pulled over by a police car. The officer runs up to the drivers window and looks in “Sorry father, we are looking for a…

Does sexy, erotic music turn you on? Sex songs that are done in a particular way often times make me feel really horny. Like tell me these songs don't make you feel DTF as hell lol! Often times I put…

Just wanna say... Don't ever tell a girl she can put it in her mouth if you don't really mean it ;)

“@SJG So txtittyfag isn’t an alias of anybody then? ^^^^^^^^ DING DING DING! Looky here licepuss finally learnt sumthin it looks like she aint as smart as she thinks she is but we cant spect much frm a lyin thievin…

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/miami-strip-club-king-of-diamonds-evicted-10892749

Since we feel the need to post retarded shit today I felt like proclaiming my love for brisket. It's wonderful.

So I learned the definition of what a guru is and it seems like those of us that strip club a lot could probably consider ourselves gurus.

you folks ever get a virus on your computer from pornhub? strategies to avoid viruses?

I took the afternoon off and visited a club. The club was pretty empty, but there were two new girls with wristbands. I flagged one down for a dance. Her buddy went to a table about 20 feet away. My…

4 chicken tenders(cilantro lime chicken made by me) 1 avocado :(guac made by me) 1 Yoplait yogurt 1 sweet potato (seasoned made by me)

I was reading a blog where the topic of a post was Hooters restaurant chain where scantily clad pretty girls work as waitresses. One person commenting said he thought it was a good place to practice talking to girls. Another…

Sit around at pervert's row and not tip? Make it rain on a girl you know she hates? Give me some creative answers!

She: *Is a libertarian *Is a stripper *Has a really nice body & aesthetic that I personally like. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/740970/midterm-elections-democrat-pennsylvania-gun-libertarian-sex-worker?fbclid=IwAR24qdAvv77Ifo8z4xPNBFiivto4sJIcS9j5nr_19tiKe_xyCVr_ElqICo4

Or....do u guys think that Maybe I should expose myself to at least seeing one in real life first(instead of just on porn) ?lmao

Any of you who haven't been need to go. Your wife has never heard of the place. It's cheap, flights direct from Houston, and the girls are spectacular. I was a little weirded out by it at first, but…