Front Room

What about this place? Does it exist? I was there (near Hurricane Deck bridge L. of Ozarks) about 15 years ago. Street view in google maps shows a big sign:"Eclipse Gentlemen's Club" but nothing in tuscl. Sign on front of…

I bet it would contain hints like: The best way to turn a chick on is to get all high on blow, snorted directly out of a condom still lodged in the rectum of a mule. You can accomplish this by…

I wanted to post this yesterday but as I have been awake for 48 hours, I find myself forgetting things. Lets hear a brief recap of what you guys did over the weekend.. My weekend: - hit LIV on Friday night, had…

No, not for the intel on XXXtras clubs. The local cops can figure that shit out themselves. If they care. I'm thinking about some of our more psycho posters. Like the "I want me a quadruple amputee" dude, who is…

At least he didn't waste the money. http://www.pressherald.com/news/Ex-Maine_bank_executive_accused_of_using__220_000_in_bank_funds_at_strip_clubs_.html

A judge has ordered an investigation into the whereabouts of Casey Kasem, former radio host of American Top 40 and the voice of Shaggy (my avatar) of Scooby Doo. I hope they find him soon, as he has Parkinson's…

So I've been having some really good luck getting OTC lately both in quantity and, definitely, in quality. I'm starting to feel like an OTC Master (the trick I guess is to just ask). Anyway, I'm in the sc today…

To you people who do this: why do you take strippers out to dinner/dates? You are paying them for sex. They are with you for money. Is it really enjoyable, and sexy, for you to feed her or create the…

See what I did there? Yep, my "personality damage" at work again. In the past it usually takes me at last two sentences before I contradict myself, but this is a new record for me. Contradicting myself in a single…

I was 18 when all of this happened. I'm not a push over but i;m very soft spoken and dont like confrontation. I used to strip at a clean club, but i left in november because i was making more…

Are any of you still laughing over CrazyJoe's Sunday Funnies about a week ago? Still LMAO over a few of them. My favorite: The tater chip in church one. I told it to my S.O. who is an ex-dancer. She…

We all know that the club scene has not been the same for the most part since the recession – but my question in the title is w.r.t. the last few months or year. I drove by 4 different SCs on…

...But in a mere ten years I was able to figure out how to pay hookers for sex. (It's all about being the only one wearing a suit in a dive club). Pretty impressive, overall ain't it?

"Exotic Dance Patrons Dimensions of sexuality: psychology, culture, society, politics, and economics LONELY OR UNHAPPY MEN • Seek “understanding,” nonjudgmental and emotionally supportive listener • Seek attention from attractive woman desired as a spouse or lover or as spouse once was…

Why Is it that strippers have no concept of saving money? It really puzzles me because every stripper (that I've met) aspires to not work, yet they are incapable of saving any amount of money. I was seeing a girl…

So i was at the strip club the other day with my cousin and with his friend and this stripper was showing me love since i got to the bar so i said let me just get a lap dance…

I've known my ATF for over 3 years, it's been a great ride, but I think it's time to move on. It's nothing she did, I just need a fresh start (I'm trying to give up strip clubs altogether, but…

I was curious as too if anyone has received "extras" in this club and which type of girls are most likely to do it? How far do their lapdances go sometimes? Hands on hands off? Thanks.

What are your thoughts on this very important matter?

If you are ever in Albany NY a heads up about the clubs. If you go enjoy the view, give a tip to the girl on the stage. But going to the VIP for a private dance. SAVE YOUR MONEY!!!!…

I have a very hot favorite who already seems to be taking things for granted, even though it has only been a few months. First, she assumes that I will see her each week. Then, when I finally…

So in LMN/LNM's thread about asking for extras in the club, somebody mentioned that they should be "model or actress" quality for $900. Which got me thinking, if $900 gets you a model type girl, what do the dancers doing…

That had me fooled! Good alias it really worked!

THIS IS ALL FUCKING TRUE IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT YOU'RE JUST A JEALOUS HATER WHO DIDN'T HAVE SLAVEHOLDING ANCESTORS TO LEAVE YOU A FORTUNE YOU DON'T DESERVE! Knew today was a big day so I took it easy last night.…

Dear "alabegonz" I assume you are mentally ill based on the incoherence and jumbled thought patterns in your posts. Somehow, you have managed to obtain and use a computer or internet viable phone, so I assume you are not institutionalized (yet).…