Front Room

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/these-internet-bought-beauty-products-will-help-you-get-laid

Ok, so imagine this scene. All the get to know you chatter is complete, drinks and funny jokes included. You like her and she likes you['re promise to pay her]. You two crazy kids run along to…

Thank you, thank you very much I'll be here in the boom boom room all week folks Lol

I miss Juice. And LMN/LNM (or what the fuck ever) has been great entertainment. Well, not great entertainment like Shakespeare, but more like Renfest stuff. I mean, yea, on topic stuff is OK, but one can only take so…

what do you do with a drunk dancer in VIP? recent trip dancer was wasted and just laid across my lap the whole time. was tempted to "play" a little, but I'm not the kind to take advantage…

Given the title, I was prepared to dislike these videos by a former stripper. But I found her videos to be interesting and real. I can only hope that not all girls take her advice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9PIwrYLYf4&list=PL7tp_264zftjRtIt3UTad4oLzP9HeY-Mc&index=2

Are you so addicted to strip clubs and lap dances that you find yourself measuring the price of everything in terms of how many lap dances it would buy? For example" "Wow, it takes three lap dances to fill…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj1gUMS8fyY

I cannot take credit for this but thought I would pass it along. Sometimes you take a girl to the VIP room and you know what you're going to get, and sometimes you don't. Is she a good girl, is…

Now I know most of you are jealous losers with no money who just want to hate on me but I thought I would come here and discuss some deeply personal shit and then ask you all for some advice. Been…

I wore my new t-shirt to the club today. The one that says "Vagina Inspector". The girls loved the shirt and were more than happy to undergo the inspection. But then, WHAM, my finger found a tampon. I had a…

Going through some major life changes and as I have come to rely on this board as a bit of a sounding board (while often times many of the responses are more satirical than supportive), I figured I would share…

I noticed that Allure (Greater Toronto area) has displaced Hong Kong as the top rated strip club. I have been to Hong Kong and it is clearly a strip club/brothel combination (prostitution is legal in this part of Tijuana)…

Have any strippers ever sent you sexy cellphone pics of themselves? Have you ever recorded a stripper and you having sex with the stripper's consent? Did you get to keep the recording? With me I've had about four strippers send me pics…

A downside of the new "no pics" TUSCL is the inability to see more detail on avatars. For example, I'd dig seeing hotstuffbabi's new tits. I'm sure they are top notch and...well...I digs the tit-TAYZ! But Bullwinkle's new avatar...interesting choice Mr.…

Since LMN probably wasn't the Google exec that OD'ed ...cough...he's the dude that makes the curly fries at Arby's...cough... I wonder what hijinks he has planned for the weekend. Share my brother...cruising 'round on your Yamaha 5-million? Taking a short…

Has anyone been to the House Show Club in Las Vegas? Formerly Cover Girls.

Funny observation based on spending far too many afternoons in mid range to outright divey SC's. Dancer A: Twenty-something bordering on 8.5 looks. Great on on the pole. When dancing rarely has few, if any stage tips. Most…

Ok. I once did a mother – daughter combo at a club. I definitely preferred the mother. Thinking of celebrity moms vs daughters. Who is hotter? Robin Wright or Dylan Penn? Christy Brinkley or Sailor Brinkley? Janet Jones and Paulina Gretzky? Kim Basinger or Ireland…

http://my.chicagotribune.com/#section/545/article/p2p-80757373/

I was watching some porn and noticed that right after the guy busts his nut he gives out a little laugh or giggle. In thinking about it, I realized that I do that quite often too. Especially if it was…

I'm quire a fan of abstract expressionism -- Pollock produced works of unparalleled beauty during his drunk off his ass and crazy a a loon phase -- so I thought I share an interesting work with my pervo brothers. I'm…

Missouri man shot wife because he was ‘tired of her' THE ASSOCIATED PRESS 07/09/2014 1:56 PM Police in southeast Missouri say a man gave a blunt answer for shooting his wife: He was tired of her. The Poplar Bluff Daily American Republic reports that…

http://www.ohgizmo.com/2014/07/09/strip-club-cash-cannon-exactly-think/#!bbHtVZ

The last topic about age variation in sexual partner surprised me. No, not the difference in age but how many of u old geezers actually use computers! Haha good for u all not fighting change but embracing it #OldGeezersDoUseComputers