Q: Why is the cooling system of a Japanese nuclear power plant like a stripper's boyfriend? A: Neither of them work.

Monster Truck Kills Strip Club Worker in Spearmint Rhino Parking Lot Driver Arrested for DUI Updated: Thursday, 17 Mar 2011, 7:08 AM CDT Published : Thursday, 17 Mar 2011, 6:51 AM CDT By Alice Wolke | MYFOXDFW.COM DALLAS - A woman was struck and killed…

How many lap dances can $148,000 buy you? Only Orlando Flores knows If you stole $148,000, how much of it would you splurge on lap dances? A grand? 10 thousand? Does crime really pay? This time it did-or at least,…

"American Pie" star Jason Biggs' obsessive-compulsive disorder is ruining things at home - because he can't fully enjoy his wife's stripper pole antics. The actor's wife, Jenny Mollen, brought the pole home after signing up for stripper exercise classes - and…

Enthusiastic, if a bit mechanical, no rush, polite, willing to take direction, and doesn't count the money, at least where I can see. I think she got a repeat customer.

Strippers have recently been bemoaning their sex lives to me. One confided that she hadn't had sex in nearly a year, since her baby daddy walked out. Several were around the six-month mark. Not sure to believe them or…

Over the years I've had the cell numbers of several of my favorite dancers and have had some interesting text conversations (sexting, if you will). It was for the most part a two-way street where either she OR I…

Hello my lecherous friends, I was thinking about this earlier and you all would definitely be the people to ask. How stringent are your standards about who (stripper or otherwise) you will bang? About a week ago I went on a date…

Fishing, gardening, BBQs, base ball? Will your discretionary money be spent on other things, rather than strip clubs. Fuck that. It will be shorts time at the clubs.

I started out my second evening in Memphis on Beale Street. It was just as I remembered it. The only difference I noticed was that the Pat O'Brien's had closed down. With the street occupied with tourists, I figured getting…

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ABC NEWS Nightline looked at American preparedness last night, specifically California's predicament (atop the San Andreas fault line and a reactor on the coast at Sante Nofre.) http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/video/american-earthquake-13144919 Two things aroused my cynicism: Jan Tucker, Emergency Preparedness Officer with the city of San…

Medicare has offered taxpayers a bitter pill after spending $3.1 million in wrongful payments for Viagra and other sexual dysfunction drugs that are prohibited from coverage, the New York Post reported. A government report revealed that Medicare, which is supposed to…

NEWPORT NEWS Police in Newport News made 24 arrests over the weekend as part of an undercover operation targeting prostitution. Seventeen men were charged with soliciting prostitutes. Four women and a 17-year-old juvenile female were charged with prostitution, and two men…

Hamilton Nolan — Sheila Addison was a psychology professor at John F. Kennedy University in California. At the same time, she was performing in a San Francisco burlesque show, the Hubba Hubba Revue, under the name "Professor Shimmy" (sample…

This may be a little off topic so sorry if it isn't appropriate. I was in LA two weeks ago on Saturday with nothing to do so I thought I'd spend some time at the beach during the day. The…

I e-mailed this dude and told him to write a club review and get some TUSCL time so he could post his aversion to bolt-on's himself... http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/03/hugo_chavez_rallies_against_bo.php

Ohio's look-but-don't-touch strip club policy is a head-scratcher, especially with every Recession-soaked city trying to redefine itself as a convention destination (Someone needs to tell the Med Mart people that Dr. Everyman isn't going to come to Cleveland and test…

I returned to the Home of the Blues for the first time in a year for a short vacation and to see how recent legislation had impacted the local strip clubs. Apparently, Shelby County had barred the sale of hard…

Last Saturday my sister and I decided to try out AC Dolls. I cannot describe how disappointed I was by this club. Maybe I was extremely spoiled by Platinum Plus but the club itself was the size of my living…

Honey can you bail me out I robbed a bank, Honey can you bail me out I beat the crap out of some guy in a bar, Honey can you bail me out I stole a couple's used dildo's???? A Florida…

Several dancers even on the busy weekends do not bother to take off their tops while on stage. Does this bother anyone? One dancer claimed she does not bother because it is just not worth the $10-20 she makes…

Indianapolis A stripper smackdown over private dances ended with one woman facing charges and another with a broken arm. Police say Gwendola Barnett and Mika Smith got into an argument about the number of private dances Smith performed over the…

Poking around here I see that some of you have some GOOD fun and others have a dud neighborhood. Most of my experience is in Ohio. Ohio is supposed to be enforcing their new strip club laws that are ridiculous,…

Opinion on what SC to visit when visiting Western NY, specifically Rochester area?