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What's the best mileage you've ever gotten in a lapdance? I'm not talking about VIP, just a lapdance. Mine might be tame compared to some of you guys, but a couple of instances come to mind. One time at a club in…

It is labor day and the year will soon be over. Did you set any strip club goals this year you have yet to achieve? Write them down, review them, focus on them and achieve them. What you focus on expands. …

just made this a few days and ppl are calling me fake bc I wont post a photo...its called privacy & confidentiality... I don't have pics bc I don't want ppl to match my face to what I say...I really…

well, the season starts on thursday. dang, this always reminds me of alucard, he was a huge football fan. RIP. any thoughts? predictions? for once, i'm optimistic about the vikings. i like the direction our team is headed in. that said, we…

Late yesterday afternoon there was not a lot of dancer choices due to the Labor Day weekend. So I had to lower my standards a bit in order to get some good dances. An old favorite stopped by. She had…

Over half the population votes for people with no plan to set budgets, no sense of doing what is right, so really if people don't care if our future is screwed, maybe it doesn't matter to them. Actually they…

Thankfully, not at the Penthouse Club. http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/17114483-story

But in her case I think I'd make an exception. http://www.youporn.com/watch/9264612/homemade-stripper-gives-him-lap-dance-handjob-cumshot/?from=search_full&pos=2

Getti g caught masterbating is so funny. Here are the top 10 movie scenes of getting caught https://youtu.be/ns2ILhL9btY

if you are reading this i would like to apologize for san_jose_guy. specifically i apologize for: his incessant bed wetting his bizarre Freudian mommy issues his inability to achieve an erection and have sex with a grown woman his obsession with AMPs where…

....and Al Davis had owned the Patriots instead of the Raiders, his slogan would be "Just Cheat Baby"

If you don't stop trolling my friend rickdugan I am so going to go wildebeest on your ass. You say one more disrespectful thing about rickdugan or our ingenious system and you're marked for the rest of your short life.…

What kind of cat are you? You say you don't like condoms because your penile spines tear the up. No problem. I always go bareback. More accurately, bare spine. Remember that few STD's can be transmitted from hairless ape to…

There are 4 which really come to mind 1. Toronto. Escorting and spas at all inclusive at 100-160 per half hour and. The women are gorgeous. Bbbj at a strip club should run you $80 plus dance cost. $20…

What does the DS look like? I will never post a picture of her. But this'll give you an idea. In my not so humble opinion, the following young woman is incredibly hot and erotic looking. That's why she's…

I seriously want to be a stripper and my body is not the best out there but its not bad either. I'm a 34D , and my butt is average likes its not little but its not like huge its…

Patriots announce the hiring of IME and Rick Dugan as "ball" boys to ensure Tom Brady's "balls" are perfect before each game.

First time experience for me. A girl who just came back from vacation talked me into it. I asked what would I get out of that? She said "A lot of fun." So I said yes to that and we went…

www.youporn.com/watch/9864025/ultimate-cumshots-the-best-kind-of-reward/ In this video the focus is on sexy women, as it should be given that the majority of us are straight males! (and a brilliant lesbian and a few strippers, though I don't know if they'll like this!)

I hate condoms and I desperately want to fuck my strippers bareback. But I never have, except for the DS, cause I don't want to catch something that'll make my dick fall off. So for girls that I…

https://youtu.be/VveNHLZaECw

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1083039/pg1 apparently no gf either. I think if I didn't shower, my body oils would dissolve all kinds of things on contact. Already dissolving paints on phones and keypads

Don't worry crazy joe, I didn't tell them you were Martian http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1083082/pg1 Apparently we are in a stalemate. Well until they find out we have a secret massive psionic weapon called the Korbomite device.

lots of irregulars out. I kept getting other customers talking to me. Saw some dancers I hadn't seen before which I enjoyed. I'm not interested in talking to other strange guys in a club very much. most serious hobbiests don't say anything…