For the first time in eight years coming to Tijuana, I was finally required for the first time to donate to the bandits with badges. A pickup truck with four badges stopped me for walking while gringo. They peppered me with questions, and I forgot the golden rule of holding my money in my hand while they search me.
I had just turned the corner from the Alley to Niños Héroes toward BT when they told me to stop. No reason for pulling me over. Asked me if I had knives or drugs? Where I am from? Where am I staying? Why am I in Tijuana? They wanted to look in my mouth for gold teeth.
One of them went through my pockets. My wallet was buttoned in, so they just felt for it and otherwise ignored it. It is fake anyway and only has a few dollars in it. From my left front pocket they took about $240 and left the money clip. They took the pesos (about $50 worth) from my right front pocket and put it in my left front pocket. I guess that they were leaving me cab fare. The pesos were also in a money clip that they didn’t take.
They missed the $200 that I had in a secret pocket and didn’t take my cell phone. Nor did they get the majority of my bank, because I left it in the hotel safe. Could have been a big loss, but I followed MOST of the advice recommended on the forums about dealing with bandits. Carry just enough money for the day. An expensive reminder, but fortunately not the major loss it could have been.
Xmas came early for them.

