Hey all,
Terrible pathetic loser here who's been a gentleman for a while. I can't exactly put my finger on it but I feel like ever since the pandemic I haven't been able to find a reliable favorite. The girls I am meeting are attractive but there's no real sparks. Don't get me wrong, I am not trying fall in love or anything like that but that casual-fun-excitement vibe is just not there? In the Fall I hit the usual places around Fort Lauderdale meeting some hot latinas, had good dances and it kind of fizzled out. Went back home over the holidays to the Midwest and managed to spend a little time checking out smaller clubs but didn't hit it off with anyone.
I'm now in Vegas over the winter and the clubs here are okay but not what I expected or remember at all. They are just rough with too many drunk patrons, staff delivering poor service and the talent is still at least okay-ish but hustle factor here so high it ends up becoming a turn off and I'd rather just stay at home.
With all of this going on, I'm starting to wonder if I am just a little out of it. Maybe I'm just getting older and I should take this a sign I should finally grow up and just go back to dating. Am I the only one feeling this right now?


Lemme give you a little rickvice. What you need to do is get back into dating and find yourself a sexy female of whatever species you are. But here is the brilliant part. The part only a rick could think of: you still go to the strip club and enjoy as many sexy female hairless apes as you want.
Take your truly. I live with a delightful lioness that made me delicious Hatch green chili wildebeest burgers last night. This morning I’m in the road in my Tesla with a bottle of drivin’ whiskey by my side lookin’ for ways to get in trouble. So get yourself a stylin’ suit, find the sexiest female you can convince to live with you (she won’t be as sexy as a rick-lovin’ female because…well, isn’t it obvious), and continue rickin’. Or the best approximation of rickin’ that you can muster.
ROAR!!!