When Worlds Collide

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iknowbetter
Bitch, Don’t kill my vibe
I was at a corporate holiday party this past weekend. It’s always fun to see all the office girls and everyone’s significant other all decked out - especially here in Miami, where the girls are predominantly Latina, and always dress to impress.
There was one really attractive young woman in particular getting a lot of attention because of her very short, tight dress that left little to the imagination. I immediately recognized her as a dancer from Cheetah Hallandale Beach, with whom I have gotten dances from. I initially tried to avoid her, but at one point in the evening we were standing face to face making eye contact (although I was looking at her tits), so an introduction was inevitable. She was with one of the guys who works for the company who I don’t know very well. He introduced her to me and my wife as his girlfriend, but she might have been a rental. It was clear she recognized me as well, and it was one of those “I know that you know that I know that you know” moments.
She leaned in for a cheek kiss (yes, we kiss in Miami), and she whispered “it’s really nice to meet your wife”. Then she says to both of us “it’s great to meet you, I look forward to seeing you again” while looking me square in the eyes. Walking away, my wife says to me “she’s nice, but that dress is a little too short for a company party - makes her look like a stripper”.

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Studme53
a year ago
What a minefield. I would have avoided her like the plague
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Mate27
a year ago
Had a similar experience at a children’s b-day party. We pretended we didn’t know each other, and she may have been genuine about it. She is so smoking hot, likely to have literally thousands of men fall in love with her as a favorite.
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rickdugan
a year ago
Ugh. No bueno. You're lucky that your wife didn't hear what the mouthy twat whispered to you. Shit like this is why I go to great lengths to keep these worlds separate.
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StripclubRando
a year ago
It's going to get harder to maintain the divide. AI, facial recognition, and possibly mandatory 100% tracked digital currencies may force a change on fun-times in the near-future.
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drewcareypnw
a year ago
Abort! Abort! Abort!
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lurkingdog
a year ago
Whew!!! That was a close one.
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goldmongerATL
a year ago
Ages ago a friend's wife met a woman about which she heard a rumor. He told me his wife asked him to show me her picture on facebook and see if she worked at "that hoochie coochie bar he (me) took you to" For the record, he took me. I kept going back :-) I recognized her as a dancer there, but it was a huge place and I had never interacted with her at all. My response was "she's not good looking enough to work there"
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ilbbaicnl
a year ago
I don't see the big difference between cryptocurrency and cash. If your wife isn't suspicious about your big cash withdrawals, I can't see her searching the blockchain ledger for all the transactions involving your public key. I don't think it would be obvious that a particular public key belonged to a sex worker.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
a year ago
^ If you have an expensive, cash-centric hobby or activity (like poker), then it's easy to hide large cash withdrawals. There are many ways to bleach cash withdrawals.

It might be true that most wives would not take a deep dive into crypto currency records, but a divorce attorney would.

Anyway, I don't think cash is going away anytime soon.
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Muddy
a year ago
She probably thinks she’s in a telenovella. These women are crazy.
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Hank Moody
a year ago
I agree that I’d have stayed well clear of her at the party, but you were fortunate. Just one more reason to not treat girls and staff poorly in the club. One other thing to think about, if she was making a paid appearance for the night at your Christmas party, there’s also a chance your coworker is a customer at Cheetah. Maybe that’s ok, but you might want to have your answer thought out ahead of time if he surprises you there. He’s met your wife.
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Jascoi
a year ago
My goodness! I'm glad I'm divorced!!!!
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rickdugan
a year ago
Fortunately the odds of this happening to me are pretty much non-existent. I don't know what industry you work in, but in mine bringing a local stripper to a corporate holiday party would likely be a short path to going career terminal.
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gammanu95
a year ago
Sort of in line with the original discussion, but much, much worse. We were young, early 20s, at the company party when a colleague came with an absolute 10 on his arm. This girl was tall without heels, flawless body, great natural tits, and an overly revealing dress. She seemed extroverted but uncomfortable with being there. Given the employee's personality, most middle and upper-management deduced that she was an escort and tasked me (as the other assistant manager with him) with learning the truth. Setting up the after party, I learned she was worried about going to the bar as she was under-21. No worries, I knew a bouncer and could get her in. We did. Then we went to an after-hours place where I was a regular and there was no bouncer. We got a table away from the bartender and there is no waitress. Some asshole got handsy with her and there was a fight. While police were getting us all straightened out and taking info they also insisted on IDs. She was 15. Fifteen. Josh was 22. I had just facilitated a minor entering two adult establishments and bought my share of rounds for the table. Fortunately, I never faced any repercussions. I never narc'ed on Josh to management and lied about how they met. Her parents supported the relationship. In 2005 I learned she was working in Hooters and had asked about me. I went to Hooter's to see if she was still a smokeshow now that she was legal. I was told she was at her second job at Heavenly Bodies. I didn't bother trying HB.
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ilbbaicnl
a year ago
Frankly this thread was disappointing, I was hoping it would be about https://64.media.tumblr.com/fc14967b411c… .
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Dave_Anderson
a year ago
My company didn't have anything this year. Cheap ass bastards.
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ilbbaicnl
a year ago
I invited a long term OTC fav to company events. I would have just said she was my 30+ years younger friend. As companies are trying so hard these days to pretend to be non-judgmental/woke, I think everyone would have pretended to be OK with it. People over 40 who work in IT are not on the fast track for promotion anyway, so not much to lose. In IT, there's pretty much always lots of mopey incel guys. I thought she might get to talking with them, and perhaps invite them to the club. She was very good at reading people, so not much risk of her hitting up anyone who would panty-bunch or gossip about it. She declined to come though. In part, I think, because she thought she was protecting me from my own stupidity. I wasn't entirely being charitable. The negativity of the mopey incels is a significant factor in the failure of many IT projects.
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mtnboy49
a year ago
I visited and partook at the Lux Rooms in Wallace, ID back in '79. She was a real hottie. A few weeks later, Wifey saw there was a photographer doing family and kid fotos for a good price. We stopped in all dolled up.

Wouldn't ya know it, the photographer's assistant was that hottie from the Lux.

She was super cool about things. Gave me a nice smile but, that was it...
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