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HYPOTHETICAL: GIVE THE DEMS AND LIBERALS 3 STATES TO LIVE IN

rattdog
New York
making up a hypothetical solution that might appease all. since the divide between left and right is so far apart right now, and the gap is widening on each passing day, how about some new idea(s) where both sides can agree upon?

all dems and liberals can have the entire west coast for themselves. washington, oregon, and california. that's 3 states. if they also want alaska and hawaii fine make it 5 states.

they'll have some good shit there. hollywood, micky mouse disney, silcion valley, napa valley, some of the best beaches in the country, all of the great stuff that the west coast has to offer. bill gates lives there. they can crown him king and pelosi queen for all i give a fuck.

we - the people of the other 45 states - will even help out. set up some reasonable apartment complexes, tweak some infrastructure that may need a little repair, and even help out with opening several big ass movies theaters and strip clubs. we'll even help open up a few strip clubs for those that have a liking for those that refer to themselves as them, it, they, etc. pink/purple hair not provided.

what's the catch for those people from the 45 states? a one time fee: 500 bucks. some might scream 500 bucks!!!! i'm not paying $500 to help those fuckers out there. ok i get that.

however, here's what the 500 bucks gets you though:

-those people on the left are gone
-they can't bother you no more
-they can't impose on whatever they believe on you anymore
-cancel culture is gone
-woke ideology gone
-they'll have to fend for themselves
-law and order restored

catches thuugh: once those choose to live in those 3-5 states they can no longer enter anywhere in the other 45 states. if they want to reenter then hey tough shit. not happening. ultimate choice has been made. you're not welcome back ever.

can't ask any of the 45 too help either. you made the mess you clean it.

28 comments

  • BitCoinHodler
    3 years ago
    Cancel culture gone? Nice now Liz Chenney can keep her position for criticism against Trump. Dove donating money to get Trump out of office? Doesn't matter you still have to buy it.

    That antisemitic singer? Well he can't be canceled so you're forced to still listen to his music. That shoe maker who wants the age of consent gone? Doesn't matter you still have to buy his things. Voting with your wallet is forbidden.

    Cancel culture is a derogatory term for voting with your wallet. Its the ultimate freedom in free market capitalism. I will fight to make sure this continues.

    Everything else is solid.
  • whodey
    3 years ago
    Just out of curiosity where did you come up with 3-5 states as being the right number. It seems like at least 50% or more of the population in this country are democrats. Shouldn't they get 50% of the states?

    Better yet, give the 10 western most states to the hardcore AOC style libs and give 10 southeastern states to the hardcore MAGA style conservatives and leave everything else to the rest of us that actually use common sense instead of partisanship to decide how we think and how we vote.
  • rattdog
    3 years ago
    the reason why i came up with 3-5 was the damage done in those areas over the past year. even though in general it's not in their nature to be happy types i figured that if they were to be left strictly in those states they perhaps would be more than content.

    but yeah 10 here, 10 there and the rest of the states inhabited by ones who still value common sense - i'd vote in favor of that for sure.

  • gSteph
    3 years ago
    Can't I even visit relatives in Minnesota? They're kinda a purple state. Mostly go for the fishing.

    Hey, shouldn't this be on political page?
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    3 years ago
    Hypothetical: You learn to post this stuff to the politics forum.
  • Tetradon
    3 years ago
    "GIVE THE DEMS AND LIBERALS 3 STATES TO LIVE IN"

    Delusion, confusion, and ignorance.
  • wallanon
    3 years ago
    Isn't it enough that fancy people fly over most of the interior states already?
  • wallanon
    3 years ago
    And what CMI said lol
  • rattdog
    3 years ago
    prince reference. kindly take pics of paisley park and post afterwards - i heard it's nice. thanks in advance.

    common sense - sure. catch and then feast. but the question probably should be if minny was blue would they allow you in?
  • rattdog
    3 years ago
    rocket ishmael,

    even if i did post it in the political forum it would be shown at the main forum anyway so just save it.
  • mark94
    3 years ago
    Look at the county by county election maps from 2020. Libs get all the blue cities. Everything else is red. Nobody needs to move. Within 3 years, every blue territory will look like Escape From New York.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    Get all the right wing extremists to go off the grid in Alaska
  • rattdog
    3 years ago
    i hear ya mark. hopefully by then i developed snake plissken level type of survival skills.

    say is it true that AZ has been gradually turning blue due to californians moving in droves?
  • jackslash
    3 years ago
    First, this post belongs in the Political Forum.

    Second, more than 50% of the voters chose the Democratic candidate in the last 2 presidential elections.

    Third, we Americans will live anywhere we want. We won't be dictated to by Trump rioters, losers and QAnon.
  • mark94
    3 years ago
    AZ is pretty purple these days. Plenty of Californians. I’ve been here a long time and the vibe has changed dramatically. From a cowboy/libertarian vibe to an urban environment. Sad. Once it’s gone, it’s gone.
  • shailynn
    3 years ago
    Nah just dived the country in half like Berlin, only difference if you’re a liberal you can go visit your conservative parents for the weekend.

    There is no solution. People need to just be a little more accepting that their neighbor, relative, friend or coworker may have a different view than theirs but eh, that’s never going to happen.
  • kingmelvis
    3 years ago
    You need to add east coast. This means conservative states no longer receive tax dollars from the blue ones. Let’s see how long you last.
  • DoctorPhil.
    3 years ago
    ^
    as a space geneious i worry that u will give mr ratt an aneurysm with that comment mr king. remember what mr jesus said in matthew 5-39

    mr ratt may simply not understand how to obtain only subsets of the post to filter out the most unhinged. u see mr ratt all u have do do is click on forums and then u get to choose specific rooms one of which is the political room and ther u see all of what passes for political discourse on tuscl.

    if u dont want politics u can for example go only to the front room. but remember that posting about politics in the front room makes baby jesus cry

    u dont want to be a bad mr ratt who makes baby jesus cry do u?
  • ATACdawg
    3 years ago
    How about one state for magatards to live in - the state of utter confusion. 🙄
  • skibum609
    3 years ago
    Magatards? Stupid little man.
  • rattdog
    3 years ago
    the majority if not all of the red states would still be ok. costs of living in those states are among the lowest in the entire nation. then again the republican sect would be ok. it's the dems who would suffer the most, as they're the ones who are mainly dependent on these funds. especially long term unemployment.

    also there's been a mass exodus of blue heading towards red states. lots of people from blue areas earning high incomes are getting sick and tired of gross excessive wasteful spending on projects that wind up being huge pile of shit. the infrastructure of some of these blue areas rates as some of the worst.

  • skibum609
    3 years ago
    People from blue states are like locusts and that's why they move. They suck the life out of one parcel of land (California) and then move on to the next plot (Arizona, Idaho).
  • Tetradon
    3 years ago
    ^ And don't learn why or how they destroyed the last one. Colorado and Texas are getting Californicated.
  • mark94
    3 years ago
    There’s a rule that all organizations that are not explicitly right wing will eventually become left wing. That’s probably true for states as well. God bless Texas.

    If I were younger, I’d seriously consider moving to Australia or New Zealand. Culturally, they are less infected with the Politically Correct virus.
  • 48-Cowboy
    3 years ago
    "People from blue states are like locusts and that's why they move. They suck the life out of one parcel of land (California) and then move on to the next plot (Arizona, Idaho)."

    ^ But are you not from a blue state? You must be the locust that stayed put and was too lazy to go after more..
  • d.bonner
    3 years ago
    The idea that blue states spend money frivolously and red states are better with money is a completely made up idea that only people too lazy to do the simple math would believe. The reason taxes are so low red states is that they are welfare states that take more government money than they pay in taxes. The math is simple. The ONLY states in the country who's citizens and businesses pay more in federal taxes than the states receive are New York, New Jersey, Mass, California, Connecticut, Minnesota, Colorado, & Utah. The ONLY red state on that list is Utah and it's barely on it. Every other state in the union relies on those 7 blue states to pay for the government services that they refuse to pay out of their own state taxes. It's socialism plain and simple and its the red state maga/QAnon idiots who benefit the most. Do the math and show me I'm wrong. I already know you won't bother because math doesn't lie.
  • twentyfive
    3 years ago
    It’s really hard to win an argument with a smart person, with a stupid person it’s impossible.
  • DoctorPhil.
    3 years ago
    since this thread keeps being bumped anyway i might as well share the results of my space geneious forward time projection future history projector. if the usa was partitioned into into a republican and democratic countries here is how it would go:

    with much fanfare the us is divided into the red states of america (RSA) and the blue cities of america (BCA). the negotiations to divide the military were difficult, but most personnel ultimately chose to remain in the service controlled by their country of residence. the largest challenge was partitioning the nuclear arms, but the BCA ultimately abandoned the nuclear triad and limited their nuclear arms to their submarine service. RSA ships were even allowed, by treaty, to use port facilities under the jurisdiction of the BCA.

    partitioning is surprisingly straightforward, with only the most die-hard and obsessed political partisans choosing to move in response to the partition. it turns out that the vast majority had already chosen to live in cities vs exurbs and rural area. trade actually flourished, with RSA agriculture acting as the breadbasket for the BCA and the BCA specializing in tech.

    The BCA even launches an ambitious high speed train infrastructure project. The RSA readily agrees to this project, allowing these trains to cross RSA jurisdictions as long as the stations are built at the edge of BCA territory where it is convenient for RSA citizens to board. Thus begins a new era of cooperation where most Americans are happy and love their countrymen. Many even wonder why the partitioned occurred in the first place.

    America has become a utopia, with the only flaw being the lack of a reason to complain about the other side since you mostly don’t have to deal with them.

    I bet you were expecting something else...right?
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