10 things that most people like, that you don't.

I'll add:

12. Sugaring

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1. Watching sports- college or pro

2. Current top 40 music

3. TV talk shows, daytime or late night

4. Streaming services

5. Social media

6. Apple anything

7. Idle conversation/small talk

8. That fucking post button that is too close to the text box

9. Florida

10. Celebrity gossip

^ +1 for Apple anything. Barf.

1. Social justice/equality

2. Taxes

3. Social media/dating apps

4. Liberal media

5. Thot and hoe culture

6. Celebrities/hollyweird

7. Democracy(too many stupid people)

8. Cardi b and megan the stallion etc

9. Sports(they are all woke now)

10. Masks(I have no problem with social distancing as I like my personal space before covid)

Just things I don't like or care for in SCs

1. Carrying on long conversations with the club employees. I just want a drink or a dance or to watch the stage, not tell my life story.

2. Seeing the same dancers all the time. One club I go to has had what felt like zero turnover for the last 3 years. Familiarity breeds contempt.

3. Tipping on stage for two main reasons (A) leads the dancer into thinking I want a dance so she'll come bug me and (B) could spend that money on drinks.

4. When there are like a hundred open seats in the club, but customer or dancer decides to pick the seat right next to me, especially during the pandemic. You can't sit the next seat over?

5. Bartenders who just grab a drink before I can tell them what I want. Don't assume.

6. On the note of #1, loud talkers. Dial down the volume. No one wants to hear your life story or personal business.

7. Dancers who chew gum a lot.

8. Dancers who always seem to have a drink in their hand.

Inspired detour by dr_lee. I'll riff on that. Things most people like in strip clubs that I don't:

1. Attention

2. More than one dancer at my table

3. Dance specials

4. Dancer lineup parades

5. DJs

6. Drink specials that aren't u call it

7. Fancy stuff like curtains around VIP that blocks my view

8. Stripper dirty talk during dances (unless done very, very well)

9. Dancers grabbing my junk in the open

10. Sex

1. Drama (people love drama even though they claim they don’t)

2. Country music

3. Hunting

4. Politics (I follow and have my opinion just grow tired of hearing people fight over it)

5. Golfing

6. Alcohol Seltzers, if you’re a male and you drink these on a regular basis you my want to check where you dropped your balls

7. Craft beer nerds

8. Motorcycles, yeah they’re cool just not for me

9. Tattoos

10. Marijuana, cigarettes, cigars - no thanks

In addition to most of g95, and c-master list, add these: (Does anybody really like taxes ?)

1. SUV's/ Crossovers

2. Fantasy Football

3. Over- Reliance on Online Shopping.

1. Justin Bieber

2. Kim Kardashian

3. Cher

4. Madonna

5. Cake

6. Oreos

Here goes.

1. 24 hour news networks - or any 24 hour network with a constant barrage of information.

2. Skinny supermodels who think they are more than a pretty face.

3. News anchors who think they should offer their opinion.

4. Oprah - enough said.

5. Beyoncé and Jay Z. Your opinions don’t matter to me. If you are worth so much - and care about social justice - put your money towards a worthy cause.

6. Soft core porn - wtf?

7. Decaf - same as above - wtf?

8. Soda - pop - these are useless liquids.

9. Energy drinks - Red Bull, etc.

10. Safe words! I never use that shit. If you are committed - you don’t need that shit!

11. Illegal immigration. Go through the process to become a citizen if that’s what you want. Don’t overload a system that is already stressed!

12. Groups who think they are untouchable - that transgender black cashier at the grocery store who only speaks Spanish - and thinks she or he can say anything - because it’s part of several protected groups!

13. If you are a gay guy who takes dick in the ass - I’m still not trusting your ideas to decorate my house!

I apologize for going past the limit of 10.

14. LeBron James and his attempt at activism. Stick with bouncing your chalk covered balls!

15. Calling a master bedroom a principal bedroom! Wtf? Nobody cared until some woke cuck drew attention to it - and now everyone must change!

16. This will get me in trouble - but I hate groups that serve to divide us more - and that includes MAGA and BLM!

^School principals will be offended now with Principal Bedroom.

Fantasy football AND final four brackets. Add Secret Santa to that list as more annoying office shit.

There’s this commercial for Giant supermarket where a family with 3 little Asian daughters gone on about how they love fruit and vegetables and make joyful faces when they show them eating it.

For some reason it really annoys me. I guess I think the kids are brainwashed by the parents - kids should like candy and cookies, not healthy food. Probably annoys all the friends - “oh - don’t give my kids candy like you do your kids - they only eat healthy food”

Agree Gammanu - no one gives a shit about how someone else’s Fantasy team is doing - especially if they’re not in your league.

1 coca cola

2 white girls

3 today's pop music

4 today's mainstream hip hop

5 candy

6 cake

7 lettuce

8 kobe Bryant

9 Japanese cars

10 snow

Tourist: Yes, you're quite right. I'm fed up with being treated like sheep. What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Boventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, bomplaining about the tea - 'Oh they don't make it properly here, do they, not like at home' - and stopping at Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamaris and two veg and sitting in their cotton frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh 'cos they 'overdid it on the first day.'

Bounder: (still patiently) Yes, absolutely, yes I quite agree... (continues to intersperse comments throughout the tirade)

Tourist: And being herded into endless Hotel Miramars and Bellvueses and Bontinentales with their modern international luxury roomettes and draught Red Barrel and swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending they're acrobats forming pyramids and frightening the children and barging into queues and if you're not at your table spot on seven you miss the bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of International Cuisine, and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.

Bounder: (beggining to get fed up) Shut up!! (comments grow more rude and more forceful)

Tourist: And then some adenoidal typists from Birmingham with flabby white legs and diarrhoea trying to pick up hairy bandy-legged wop waiters called Manuel and once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman Ruins to buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleeding Watney's Red Barrel and one evening you visit the so called typical restaurant with local colour and atmosphere and you sit next to a party from Rhyl who keep singing 'Torremolinos, torremolinos' and complaining about the food - 'It's so greasy here, isn't it?' - and you get cornered by some drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic camera and Dr. Scholl sandals and last Tuesday's Daily Express and he drones on and on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and then he throws up over the Cuba Libres.

Bounder: Will you shut up?

I only know what I don't like. I don't know what "most" people like.

Agree Icee - Kobe was a great player but not beloved or important enough to justify the month of being the lead story in the news after he died.

He was from an affluent suburban outside Philly (he definitely was not a Philly guy) and not much liked in Philly - until he died - then the phoneys came out of the woodwork talking about him like a hero.

1. Tropical weather.

2. Sports

3. Reality TV

4. Memes

5. Apple/Mac

6. Pop music

7. Macro brews

8. Cigarettes

9. Pineapple on pizza

10. Kale

Note that if others like these things, I don't care and I don't judge (except 9 and 10).

^ I agree,?pineapple on pizza is for idiots

But what’s your problem with tropical weather?

@25 ... I don't like hot weather. Never have. Winter is when I thrive.

Pineapple on pizza really depends.

If they use fontana instead of mozzarella and use a good quality ham. Its good.

And Kobe was always a media creation. He came in when Jordan retired. The media wanted him to be a new jordan. And calling him a role model and great family man is ridiculous. He bragged about his cheating and she made it clear she was there for the money

@CMI wait a few years the appeal of year round warm weather will unmistakable once you’ve had a few bouts with arthritis and other cold weather ailments

@icee pineapple pizza is so gay ( not that there’s anything rong with that) even gay people call it gay

Its called Hawaiian lulz

Pineapple goes on a lot of things. Turkey burgers with grilled pineapple teriyaki and mayo...

Well, because I'm an asshole, I went WAY over 10 and am going to post anyway (sorry 😬). I stole a few from previous commenters and some could maybe be grouped together.

1. Country music

2. Most modern rap

3. Protesters (since when has protesting outdoors actually accomplished anything?)

4. People who are in activist groups for the wrong reasons - they want to feel important

5. Self righteousness / narcissism / gaslighting

6. Favoritism

7. Reality tv

8. Flaunting money / bragging about anything really

9. People who have their phone speaker on playing whatever loud as fuck in public, elevators, down my hallway, etc

10. Guys who compensate for their small dicks by revving motorcycles / vehicles

11. Where I live because it's too noisy and I can't make any content without background noise from assholes

12. Apple products

13. Body shaming. Some of you are just awful in reviews of women and don't realize medical issues can cause bloating or weight. Some of you need to learn the difference between "fat" and "out of shape".

14. Mainstream media/fear mongering

15. Not hearing both sides of a story before being asked my opinion

16. Cancel culture

17. People who are "triggered" easily when they should get therapy instead of demanding trigger warnings for things they choose to read on the internet

18. Facebook, 4chan, and AnonIB

19. Social justice/inequality/ politics

20. Smoking literally anything - I never have, never will and am grossed out by tobacco and being around it (I have a phobia basically to where I can't touch it because I'll literally feel sick and nauseous. I also step around butts when out walking because shit's nasty.)

21. Potheads who can't seem to do anything without being high and people in who use medical marijuana as an excuse to get high

22. Minute men / one or two pumps and done / inexperienced men

23. Anti-maskers who have a "medical excuse" (there literally are none at all and they can still wear a fucking face shield or do curbside service)

24. Anti-maskers or conspiracy theorists who try to argue against actual science and scientific data

25. America's healthcare system

26. Civilian women who panicked at the start of the 2020 lockdown and rushed into Only Fans or any sex work at all. They're ruining FetLife and other sites/apps with inexperience and desperation trying to sell their stuff. As a sex worker, even I am annoyed with seeing them advertise everywhere.

27. People (mostly gen z-ers do this) who can't Google something or try researching or doing it their self first before asking all over social media for help.

28. Captain Save-A-Hoe types and "I don't want a dance, but can I buy you a drink?" (Because my bills get paid that way? Just give me the money you were going to buy me a drink with, dickhead.)

29. As someone said above " That fucking post button that is too close to the text box". Please space it out more.

30.  Assumptions that all strippers do extras and then judging/shaming them because they don't on online forums.

31. The 1-10 rating system because everyone perceives attractiveness differently

32. Guys who ask other guys if ____ does extras. Grow a pair and ask yourself.

33. Last month because I was sick with Covid and it messed up a lot in my work and personal life.

34. "She has A/B/C tits" in reviews. Because you actually asked her for her size? You probably didn't and are probably wrong.

Thanks Wifflewaffle for that list! You covered some stuff I forgot that I dislike!

I mentioned it in a different discussion - I hate guys asking me about extras girls - and what they will do - and for what price! I consider them to be limp dick losers! They can sniff my hairy sack! Sorry - I get triggered easily..,

That’s part of the fun - checking out the dancers and finding the ones who get dirty!

My strip-club-only edition. Things more than half the guys on here seem to like, and I don't.

1. Having a presumptuous CF or ATF. Look, I might think the world of you, but I come here for variety. It might not be your day.

2. Related to #1, going to a club 6 months later and seeing the same lineup.

3. Long conversations with strippers, but not buying dances or VIPs. If I'm talking to you, it's because of your booming body, not for an intellectual discussion. No one who isn't sheltered or stupid believes you're stripping your way through medical school. (Yes, I got that one once.)

3A. At the same time, girls who can't carry on a conversation about something other than stripping, partying, or their kid(s).

4. Loud stripper cackles. Really, a noxious laugh is a stiffy killer.

5. "Partying" with or dating strippers.

6. Making it rain, whooping it up, or wolf-whistling at the girl on stage. I get it, you're having a good time and think she's hot. Still obnoxious, attention-seeking behavior.

7. Stripper drama. I'm amazed at the shit some of you put up with for pussy.

8. High hustle clubs where girls start rubbing on obviously-disinterested people. Especially if they grab me from behind. I have a nasty startle reflex; you've been warned.

9. Any girl who is sometimes cool and sometimes a bitch, sometimes an extras girl and sometimes not, or promises more next time.

10. Lap dances with small-chested women. Getting a sternum banged against my face is not sexy.

Though I might reach an age where I'm don't love deep winter conditions (as I do now), I see no future where I'm into heat and humidity. It's just not my thing.

Cashman's point about guys asking for explicit details about dancers is also a pet peeve of mine. I don't connect dancers by name with specific acts or prices. Period. Full stop. And then asking me if she "listens to Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra" is just dumb.

"And then asking me if she "listens to Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra" is just dumb."

I read that in reviews and just roll my eyes. No need to use stupid secret wording. The ones who write like that are most likely egotistical assholes with small dicks thinking their smart for using "Billy Joel" and all of the adjectives that go with their concert experience.

I agree with Ishmael and Waffle.

Those clever tools asking about Billy Joel and Frank Sinatra in private messages are annoying.

If that isn’t annoying enough - then asking - How many roses for Bubbles to sing a Billy Joel song in a raincoat? - is quite possibly even worse!

It’s just stupid - and you know these lurkers will go to the club and walk up to Bubbles and ask for a covered blow job for about $10 roses cheaper...

Wiffle Waffle. You missed one

35. The Michigan Unemployment Agency

1. Social media

2. Virtue signalers

3. Guacamole

4. Crowded bars/restaurants/clubs

5. Television

6. Noise

7. Sheephead

8. Most frozen pizzas

9. White wine

10. People who don’t think for themselves

• People holding the door for you when you're like 20 feet away.

• Being expected to thank the asshole who held the door that long.

• Jerkoff drivers who ALWAYS want to be nice and "let somebody go" while they screw like 10 other people.

• Little kids, especially babies.

• Going to the beach

• Any kind of "reality show"

• Running into people you haven't seen or spoken to in years... fuck 'em.

• Cheerful message signs people put on their front doors like "Welcome Friends"

• Waiters that kiss ass so much it's pathetic

• Vacation resorts that are exactly the same no matter what country you're in

• Oh yeah, and like 20 others said... anything Apple