rogertex•5 yrs agoI always point to Dave's Story. Read this first: Upon his wife's insistence, Dave decides to take her to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.
Cristobal•5 yrs ago@rogertex I enjoy that post everytime too As far GFs are concerned, to me women comunicate differently and do not always mean exactly what we think they mean. Her "OK with it" may not mean what you think "OK with it" means.
rogertex•5 yrs ago^^^^ Glad to hear lotsa guys use Dave's Story as a reminder to never get too comfortable with a girl's "coolness". It's all hot air!
AmeliaSmith•5 yrs agoGotta take your SO to a strip club and get a dance in front them. You’ll know how they actually feel.
WinningdaChumpsGame•5 yrs agoJuice's girl wants dancers to grind on her cock too Sounds like a fun date...interesting VIP options WCG
etsutwigg222•5 yrs agoShe is actually ok with you going, as long as you don't interrupt her banging the rude from the gym.
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last commentIf she is good with your other 2 gf's she will be ok with the club.
Hell yeah! Is this another fuck you Jackie moment?
I always point to Dave's Story. Read this first:
Upon his wife's insistence, Dave decides to take her to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.
I always love hearing that story - thanks rogertex! :)
Yep, Dave's story never gets old
@rogertex
I enjoy that post everytime too
As far GFs are concerned, to me women comunicate differently and do not always mean exactly what we think they mean.
Her "OK with it" may not mean what you think "OK with it" means.
Good story bro
"Can i trust it ?"
You don't know anything about women, do you?
^^^^ Glad to hear lotsa guys use Dave's Story as a reminder to never get too comfortable with a girl's "coolness".
It's all hot air!
Gotta take your SO to a strip club and get a dance in front them. You’ll know how they actually feel.
Juice's girl wants dancers to grind on her cock too
Sounds like a fun date...interesting VIP options
WCG
She is actually ok with you going, as long as you don't interrupt her banging the rude from the gym.
IT'S A TRAP JUICE!!!! Don't fall for it! 😄
Look at his avatar, he likes traps!