Stripper names
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
There's a stripper at my favorite club named Nevaeh, which is "Heaven" spelled backwards.
And there's another stripper named Elohssa.
And there's another stripper named Elohssa.
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I've been clubbing long enough that I don't care what they say. If they get offended because I don't remember a fake name, it makes my trip out cheaper.
Strippers who've introduced themselves with real names, before remembering they have stage names.
Had one get a new phone number and start text me, ask who she is, gives me her real name... And only then realize I dunno her real name and haven't caught on to who the fuck is texting me...
Another stripper put her number and contacts into my phone, commented on how she might get into trouble for giving her real name (and number). And never answered my texts. Went back to the club and realized I dunno her stage name when I was going to ask about her.
Strippers who've changed stage names between clubs and not realized the other club was were they'd met me before.
And strippers getting pissy about some other girl using a name that sounded like her's, but was spelled differently. (cause spelling's gonna matter?). And she was always confused which one of them was getting called on stage.
And ya, one time a stripper was giving me her number and I asked how to spell her name... She stared at me like I'm the dumb one, OK, yes, I am....
Yet to hear, part 2 : Yet to hear "Fahrvergnügen", Old Volkswagen ad slogan that means "driving enjoyment" in English.
Also, since we are in the name thread and I mentioned there are no names free in Vegas, I will also add that I have heard the dj there call “Bumblebee Transformer” to the stage, and there’s a regular girl who works there named Diorama, which sounds almost like “diarrhea” every time he says it. And I recently heard Beverly Hills, too, which is stupid to me. How do you introduce yourself to someone as Beverly Hills with a straight face, and how do you meet someone who introduces themselves as that without laughing??
Hellzel = Hazel + Hell's Angels
Love-child
Little Sweetmeat
Abcde
Orgasm or Big O if BBW
Panthy
Harley Quinn
Melanomia = wordplay on a form of skin cancer
Heaven Lee
L’Oreal - brand loyalty isn't just for automobiles
Moxie
Abstinence - 'makes the heart grow fonder?' ☻
Fifi Trixiebell - Bob Geldof & Paula Yates name for their daughter
Apple - 'take a bite'
and finally, be obvious - Olive Garden - unsubtle hint for OTC restaurant choice
Her name was Skittles.
She said they were hiring her NOW and she had to say something on the spot, saw the shiny pole and said Chrome. Didn't like it though, sounded like crow in noisy room, and was thinking of changing it to Io.
As in a moon of Jupiter.
Well you have a heavenly body, say I.
but to each his own ☺
Fahrvergnügen has a nice double entendre connotation.
@heaving - pimping yourself for a DSM-V Paraphilic Disorder diagnosis?
situational rationalization doesn't eliminate diagnosis. if the stripper shoes fit, wear them proudly.
in the 21st c, time to come out of the closet proudly, nothing wrong with sexual perversions if they're not significantly interfering with your daily life.
"most of my stupid posts are usually just random things combined" - there are no 'random' thoughts where the unconscious is concerned - Freud☺
OR it could be as innocent / insignificant as you say, whatever floats your boat 👍
all's good, have a good night.