MockTruck

Coprophiloac. I follow around Nicespice on this board hoping she will 💩💩💩 on me.
I have a feces obsession and offer no helpful or insightful commentary, rather I secretly want to be cucked by all the strapping boys on here.

That’s why my nickname is CuckTruck.

When I say lot lizards, I really mean man-bears at the truck stop.

I may have a three inch penis, but.... I prefer the metric scale.

My astrological sign is: Goatfucker

When I’m sad I buy bon-bons and try to OD on laxatives.

My farts smell like stale nuggets and bbq sauce from McDonalds.

My dream is to start a discount web service: rimjobs4u.com.

The harrier and sweatier and ass, the more my ding dong grows.

My IQ might be lower than yours, but I bet you can’t tongue ass like Mack!

One of my hobbies is walking into Victoria Secrets then farting by the dressing rooms.

I da kang of the trolls, da pappy, da kang of the Cucks, da mane!