MockTruck

Coprophiloac. I follow around Nicespice on this board hoping she will 💩💩💩 on me.
I have a feces obsession and offer no helpful or insightful commentary, rather I secretly want to be cucked by all the strapping boys on here.



That’s why my nickname is CuckTruck.



When I say lot lizards, I really mean man-bears at the truck stop.



I may have a three inch penis, but.... I prefer the metric scale.



My astrological sign is: Goatfucker



When I’m sad I buy bon-bons and try to OD on laxatives.



My farts smell like stale nuggets and bbq sauce from McDonalds.



My dream is to start a discount web service: rimjobs4u.com.



The harrier and sweatier and ass, the more my ding dong grows.



My IQ might be lower than yours, but I bet you can’t tongue ass like Mack!



One of my hobbies is walking into Victoria Secrets then farting by the dressing rooms.



I da kang of the trolls, da pappy, da kang of the Cucks, da mane!