advice to a younger you?

34 comments

• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  Buy low sell never
• Warrior15

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  5 years ago

  Stay single .
• Mate27

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  5 years ago

  Dayshift has hot milfs
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  Never turn down the offer. There are good ole bad ones and bad ole good ones, but when the lights are out, they’re all good!
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  5 years ago

  There's miles of real estate between the advice I'd give and the advice a younger me would abide. But... The things that are currently giving you great stress and keeping you awake at night aren't even vaguely worth the heartburn. poledancer83 said "No matter what they say if you work dayshift your 99% chances of being ugly!" I don't agree with this at all.
• poledancer83

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  5 years ago

  its sattire hun i dont think dayshifters are bad at all just a funny lol
• Jascoi

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  5 years ago

  stay single. stay away from vip in las vegas strip clubs. be more selective with higher standards.
• georgmicrodong

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  5 years ago

  Kiss her sooner.
• Clubber

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  5 years ago

  Save and invest more wisely!
• Muddy

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  5 years ago

  Just ask her out dude fuck it. Go for it. Stop being so fucking shy.
• nicespice

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  5 years ago

  None of these people have your best interest at heart. Nor even their own, since it’s not like they seem quite happy with their lives either. Ignore their opinion and just do you. Also... No, blood is not thicker than water. Don’t be afraid of regret. It’s okay to walk away from toxicity and never speak to any of them again. And no, trying to wait it out or trying to please them will *not* make it better.
• gawker

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  5 years ago

  Keep all things in moderation.
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  Smile easily
• bang69

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  5 years ago

  Stay away from SC's and AMP's
• CJKent (Banned)

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  5 years ago

  Exercise daily. Eat a low-fat, low-calorie diet. Get at least seven hours of sleep a night. Cultivate emotional closeness with friends and family. Remember the prescription for a longer happier life is more sex, once a day is the minimum, and as much as you are able to give and take. Make sure she experiences orgasms first and often, let her know that seeing her cream and squirt makes you even happier. And “Never regret anything that happened in your life because of a decision you made or choose. It cannot be changed, undone or forgotten, take it as a lesson learned, not a mistake but an experience.“
• CJKent (Banned)

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  5 years ago

  “Don’t worry, be happy” 😋
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  5 years ago

  ^^^ Be less creepy.
• Warrior15

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  5 years ago

  ^ CMI wins the thread !
• Cashman1234

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  5 years ago

  Relax and enjoy life as it is now. I spent my early teens working to put a college application together - and finding a way to afford college. Then once in college - I spent that time trying to find a way to assemble a resume to get a real job after graduating. I worked lots of shit jobs in college - and I knew I didn’t want that after graduating. After graduating - same thing - kept looking to my next move career wise. Finally, after separating and divorcing - and finding a bit of peace - I’m enjoying the now more than lamenting the future. Long story short - life is pretty amazing - enjoy today.
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  Buy more shit trucks
• gSteph

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  5 years ago

  Cork that wine. Two is enough. Learn to dance (before you're 40), that way you'll have more time for dancing. Just $10 a week, toward older me. (Saved from wine/other excess).
• rickthecoconutcrab

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  5 years ago

  Spend more time teaching sexy female hairless apes how much they want a crab claw in the hoo-ha! Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!
• Mate27

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  5 years ago

  Bang69 FTW! Same thing goes with gambling and drugs. Should’ve never started then I’d never would have to say I need to quit these vices.
• datinman

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  5 years ago

  She's not hot, but damaged. She's bipolar and you can't fix her. RUN.
• FishHawk

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  5 years ago

  Life is too short, not to have fun!
• Mate27

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  5 years ago

  SJG, IceyLoco andRandumbmember are dingbats!
• DeclineToState

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  5 years ago

  Work less, play more.
• loper

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  5 years ago

  Advice to young self: you may be book-smarter than everyone else in the room, but work on other talents. Everyone around you has a lot to offer: enjoy their company as equals. Assume that some girls want you as much as you want them and act on it.
• skibum609

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  5 years ago

  Take the bar in a conservative, red state so that you don't spend your life dealing with the nastiest, most bigoted assholes on earth: Progressives.
• san_jose_guy

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  5 years ago

  Stay single, and day shift has hot sexy milfs. And never underestimate and animal in a suit. SJG
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  Your past, or present, does not determine your future. But one needs to believe-it/be-cognizant-about-it and not just be something that sounds nice.
• Mate27

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  5 years ago

  SJG and I finally agreed on something about dayshift hot milfs.
• Jascoi

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  5 years ago

  quote CJkent "Remember the prescription for a longer happier life is more sex, once a day is the minimum," good goal to shoot for. i have a long way to go to atain that.
• crazyjoe

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  5 years ago

  Stay away from negative people