advice to a younger you?
poledancer83
Narnia
Heres a fun one for a sunday. saw a post on another site about this and was curious to your all's thoughts. If you could (knowing what you know now) give yourself (younger you) advice what would it be. Can be legit or funny!
Serious: Never take people for granted and love to the fullest no matter what. (ok that could be kinda funny too) lol Speak the truth and only do what makes you happy regardless of anything else. Keep your head high, the CEO and the Janitor all make a living doing a job...
Funny: Never let him walk away prior to tipping! Clean the pole everytime no matter what! If he groans more than 3 times grab a towel and close your eyes. No matter what they say if you work dayshift your 99% chances of being ugly!
Serious: Never take people for granted and love to the fullest no matter what. (ok that could be kinda funny too) lol Speak the truth and only do what makes you happy regardless of anything else. Keep your head high, the CEO and the Janitor all make a living doing a job...
Funny: Never let him walk away prior to tipping! Clean the pole everytime no matter what! If he groans more than 3 times grab a towel and close your eyes. No matter what they say if you work dayshift your 99% chances of being ugly!
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But...
The things that are currently giving you great stress and keeping you awake at night aren't even vaguely worth the heartburn.
poledancer83 said "No matter what they say if you work dayshift your 99% chances of being ugly!"
I don't agree with this at all.
stay away from vip in las vegas strip clubs.
be more selective with higher standards.
Also...
No, blood is not thicker than water. Don’t be afraid of regret. It’s okay to walk away from toxicity and never speak to any of them again. And no, trying to wait it out or trying to please them will *not* make it better.
Eat a low-fat, low-calorie diet.
Get at least seven hours of sleep a night.
Cultivate emotional closeness with friends and family.
Remember the prescription for a longer happier life is more sex, once a day is the minimum, and as much as you are able to give and take.
Make sure she experiences orgasms first and often, let her know that seeing her cream and squirt makes you even happier.
And
“Never regret anything that happened in your life because of a decision you made or choose.
It cannot be changed, undone or forgotten, take it as a lesson learned, not a mistake but an experience.“
😋
I spent my early teens working to put a college application together - and finding a way to afford college.
Then once in college - I spent that time trying to find a way to assemble a resume to get a real job after graduating. I worked lots of shit jobs in college - and I knew I didn’t want that after graduating.
After graduating - same thing - kept looking to my next move career wise.
Finally, after separating and divorcing - and finding a bit of peace - I’m enjoying the now more than lamenting the future.
Long story short - life is pretty amazing - enjoy today.
Learn to dance (before you're 40), that way you'll have more time for dancing.
Just $10 a week, toward older me. (Saved from wine/other excess).
Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!
Same thing goes with gambling and drugs. Should’ve never started then I’d never would have to say I need to quit these vices.
And never underestimate and animal in a suit.
SJG
But one needs to believe-it/be-cognizant-about-it and not just be something that sounds nice.