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Dugan vs. Country

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MackTruckGod Bless Dancers

I am making a suggestion for tuscl...

We should throw a good old fashioned hoe down on the ranch for everyone enjoy! There will be a match between Dugan and Country. Muddy can fight the winner. I will be the referee mane!

I am working with vendors to bring...

-A truck load of moon pies and RC Cola.
-A popcorn machine
-Pigs for a pig roast
-Hot dogs
-MoNsTER trucks
-KEGS OF BEER
-Moonshine
-Lots of Burbon
-No wussy girly drinks allowed unless you are a girl/ then you will have vodkas and cranberries or something like that. Any dudes caught drinking that stuff will bet to fight the winner after Muddy.

Activities...

-Watching grown ass men beat the shit out each other
-Watch the topless ring girls
-Mud wrestling
-Hay rides
-Swimming in the pond
-Mutton bustin for the kids/ any dudes get caught trying to get lucky with the sheep going to get thrown in with the winner also.
-Lapdances in the hay loft in the barn
-Bobbin for road apples
-Cow chop tossin and other doings
-Line Dancin

We gonna invite all of tuscl and, Billy Bob, Billy Ray, Roscoe, Sue Anne, Mary Sue, Sue Ellen, Ricky Bobby, Fire Truck Bobby, Dwayne, Elrod, Floyd, Georgina, Harley, Henrietta, Huck, Jackson, Junior, Homer, Cooter, Clyde, Cletus, Charles Ray, Bart, CAroline, Cliff, Amelia, Robbie, Roy, Sherman, Tabitha, Virginia, WAde and don't forget Woody

We will invite the sheriff and get him some moonshine. I will challenge him to a drinking match and drink him under the table so he will not cause us any problems. If he gets his beer muscles on he may want to fight the winner also.

This will be the Shindig Hoe Down of the Century

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nicespice

“No wussy girly drinks allowed unless you are a girl/ then you will have vodkas and cranberries or something like that.”

Ahahaha that’s my default drink of choice. At least in the club.

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twentyfive

Will you be live streaming the main event or is that not really a hillbilly thing ;)

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skibum609

Toa hillbilly "streaming" means watching a black andwhite tv on cable next to a dry streambed.

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Warrior15

Halfway point for the two fighters is Atlanta. Have the fight in the parking lot of Phipps Plaza. Fight time is 11:30. C'mon, the actual fight is going to last about 3 minutes. Both guys will hurt themselves. Then we have plenty of time to get over to Follies and grab the high top chairs.

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SirLapdanceanot

I'll bring the weed.

And YEE-HAW!

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Warrior15

That's 11:30 am ^^

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Countryman5434

Im glad everyone enjoys one of my bipolar episodes lol

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rickdugan

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Cristobal

I haven't been this excited for a fight since Tyson v Holyfield

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twentyfive

Who’s the eat biter and who’s the ankle biter?

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Cristobal

I understand the idea to have the fight in Atlanta but this was a fight about TJ, the fight needs to in the shaving cream stage at HK.

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twentyfive

Dugan won’t show up in that shithole country;)

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rickdugan

@cristobal: Sadly it wouldn't be the first time I got in a shaving cream ring in a strip club.

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Cristobal

Then you have the shaving cream ring advantages.

Why sadly?

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Nidan111

Someone has been peaking in on my bonfire parties.

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crazyjoe

This sounds like a good time! I will co.e just to clog the barn shitter

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twentyfive

^ sounds like the Bull is shitting ;)

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crazyjoe

^ lol. Maybe I can have a shot to g contest with the bulls

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crazyjoe

God dam auto correct makes no sense lmfao... shitting contest

Not shot to g

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twentyfive

If it’s old MacDonalds farm you’ll feel right at home.

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MackTruck

Lmfao!

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san_jose_guy

MackTruck, you forgot to mention Dirt Skiing

SJG

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Jascoi

this could be fun.

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MackTruck

Dirt skiing will be fun. We got to get the donkeys ready. Then TrishClubList may show up. Where has that bitch been?

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SirLapdanceanot

Will there be green Jell-O with fruit salad for dessert?

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rogertex

Have betting lines opened?

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MackTruck

400 reps and counting imgur.com

Watch out Blahblahblah23 is taking all winners to the wood shed.

Good idea rogertex. My bets are on Blahblahblah23

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Trish_Club_Lust

I will be there, thanks for the invite.

I am the queen of head!

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nicespice

^ Smash that like button!

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