Dugan vs. Country
MackTruck
God Bless Dancers
I am making a suggestion for tuscl...
We should throw a good old fashioned hoe down on the ranch for everyone enjoy! There will be a match between Dugan and Country. Muddy can fight the winner. I will be the referee mane!
I am working with vendors to bring...
-A truck load of moon pies and RC Cola.
-A popcorn machine
-Pigs for a pig roast
-Hot dogs
-MoNsTER trucks
-KEGS OF BEER
-Moonshine
-Lots of Burbon
-No wussy girly drinks allowed unless you are a girl/ then you will have vodkas and cranberries or something like that. Any dudes caught drinking that stuff will bet to fight the winner after Muddy.
Activities...
-Watching grown ass men beat the shit out each other
-Watch the topless ring girls
-Mud wrestling
-Hay rides
-Swimming in the pond
-Mutton bustin for the kids/ any dudes get caught trying to get lucky with the sheep going to get thrown in with the winner also.
-Lapdances in the hay loft in the barn
-Bobbin for road apples
-Cow chop tossin and other doings
-Line Dancin
We gonna invite all of tuscl and, Billy Bob, Billy Ray, Roscoe, Sue Anne, Mary Sue, Sue Ellen, Ricky Bobby, Fire Truck Bobby, Dwayne, Elrod, Floyd, Georgina, Harley, Henrietta, Huck, Jackson, Junior, Homer, Cooter, Clyde, Cletus, Charles Ray, Bart, CAroline, Cliff, Amelia, Robbie, Roy, Sherman, Tabitha, Virginia, WAde and don't forget Woody
We will invite the sheriff and get him some moonshine. I will challenge him to a drinking match and drink him under the table so he will not cause us any problems. If he gets his beer muscles on he may want to fight the winner also.
This will be the Shindig Hoe Down of the Century
We should throw a good old fashioned hoe down on the ranch for everyone enjoy! There will be a match between Dugan and Country. Muddy can fight the winner. I will be the referee mane!
I am working with vendors to bring...
-A truck load of moon pies and RC Cola.
-A popcorn machine
-Pigs for a pig roast
-Hot dogs
-MoNsTER trucks
-KEGS OF BEER
-Moonshine
-Lots of Burbon
-No wussy girly drinks allowed unless you are a girl/ then you will have vodkas and cranberries or something like that. Any dudes caught drinking that stuff will bet to fight the winner after Muddy.
Activities...
-Watching grown ass men beat the shit out each other
-Watch the topless ring girls
-Mud wrestling
-Hay rides
-Swimming in the pond
-Mutton bustin for the kids/ any dudes get caught trying to get lucky with the sheep going to get thrown in with the winner also.
-Lapdances in the hay loft in the barn
-Bobbin for road apples
-Cow chop tossin and other doings
-Line Dancin
We gonna invite all of tuscl and, Billy Bob, Billy Ray, Roscoe, Sue Anne, Mary Sue, Sue Ellen, Ricky Bobby, Fire Truck Bobby, Dwayne, Elrod, Floyd, Georgina, Harley, Henrietta, Huck, Jackson, Junior, Homer, Cooter, Clyde, Cletus, Charles Ray, Bart, CAroline, Cliff, Amelia, Robbie, Roy, Sherman, Tabitha, Virginia, WAde and don't forget Woody
We will invite the sheriff and get him some moonshine. I will challenge him to a drinking match and drink him under the table so he will not cause us any problems. If he gets his beer muscles on he may want to fight the winner also.
This will be the Shindig Hoe Down of the Century
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Ahahaha that’s my default drink of choice. At least in the club.
And YEE-HAW!
Why sadly?
Not shot to g
SJG
Watch out Blahblahblah23 is taking all winners to the wood shed.
Good idea rogertex. My bets are on Blahblahblah23
I am the queen of head!