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If I get a boyfriend, what do u suggest I warn him.about?
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Lying cunts.
Do what I do with every woman that I would consider seriously dating (dating as opposed to just sticking it in)..... I tell them to forget about sending me nudes I want pictures of their medicine cabinet, I need to know what level of crazy I am dealing with
For some guys, sexual and relationship inexperience might be a point in her favor. If Nicole went for a guy who is also very inexperienced when it comes to dating and relationships he would probably be perfect for her. I can guarantee though that none of the sexually experienced guys will be.
Don't have delusions of my intelligence if I got that top GPA that (elite) law schools crave LOL
- not depressed anymore !! YAY
Your Pappy cleaning his guns
No ..I don't think its the main measure but it's the easiest attack lolol
I da pappy
Lets hope I won't be. My depression is situational and I am crawling out of that situation yea buddy
That's funny. all the men I have met have told me they love how logical and objectively I think !!!
I am certainly not the best at standardized testing (unless I study really hard )
Soooooooooo LOL guess I'm only average smart :p
NOT.
Bye.
You don’t need to warn them, about anything, actually try to cover up some of the crazy if you can.
Warn them you don't like giving blowies. They won't stick around unless your sammich making skills are on point
Nicoooooooooole make me a tuna fish sammich
Can't be proof if "grades"alone don't hold significant weight for intelligence according to wat u said which was my pointt .......
#contradicting much
Needs to be warned that you're annoying AND have a penis.
Well, if this theoretical boyfriend is SJG, maybe nothing. He'll talk a lot, you'll talk a lot, neither will hear much and he'll talk a lot and you'll talk a lot.... And eventually drift off in your own universe, leaving this one somewhat improved.
@25 I agree that I am kind of delusional. But thank god that it was only one stage my life as opposed to all of it.
Men need to stop calling women "delusional" when they are just as delusional(marriage, excessive debt, strippers, etc).
Poosche not allowed American boyfriend. I sell to highest bidder in Pakistan after graduate get top dollar from biggest goat farmers!!!
Watch out for your cornhole bud
amazed that noone brought up her case of the syphilis
I would warn him that you are very horny but don't have any experience so you are going to be all over him. You will follow him around and ask him what he's thinking.
LOL super funny ^
@Nicole I never said delusional, I said crazy : )
I know a difference without distinction.
Warn him that you are a tease because you know not how to perform.
Not so much about you, but about your dad... and how he wants to sell you to a goat... or was it for a goat :/ but also tell future bf that father of nicole is actually very nice and just being protective of his poosche :)


Tell him to buy earplugs he is definetely going to need them.