Happy hour

JamesSD
California
I had to explain the concept of Happy Hour to a stripper once. I guess if you've never had a 9 to 5 job the idea that guys often like to get a drink and see tits after work is a little foreign to you. But I thought happy hour specials were a common thing?

What other common concepts do strippers not always get?

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  • jackslash
    6 years ago
    Lying and stealing are frowned upon.
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    Maybe the aid of a song might help her grasp the concept:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbxUSsFX…
  • Uprightcitizen
    6 years ago
    While the concept of saving, investing and debt management is very weak in most citizens it is almost completely absent in stripperdom.
  • pistola
    6 years ago
    Fondling the balls. OTP SS is great, but DONT FORGET OUR NUTS!!!
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    They seem confused that a guy who sits on a sofa all day - playing video games - and smoking pot - never gets job offers...
  • Cristobal
    6 years ago
    Some strippers have a difficult time grasping the concept of reliability and honesty.
  • Cristobal
    6 years ago
    On the other hand, many strippers grasp junior effectively, so I give them the benefit of the doubt.
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    LOL
  • shadowcat
    6 years ago
    Happy hours are not legal everywhere.

    "The eight states that have a ban on happy hour are Alaska, Indiana, Massachusetts, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, Utah, and Vermont. Overall, the theory about happy hour is that it promotes binge drinking."

    There may also be local bans. I don't think there are any happy hours in the Atlanta area.
  • JamesSD
    6 years ago
    Hahaha that's so stupid
  • SCPandit
    6 years ago
    @uprightcitizen , ain’t that the greatest thing. God bless Amerikkka.
  • rh48hr
    6 years ago
    I did not know there were states that gait hour was illegal.

    In Oklahoma happy hour is illegal, but mud wrestling at the holiday inn is A-OK. lol
  • DandyDan
    6 years ago
    I had to explain titty fucking once to a generously endowed lady. She was all tits and ass but no brains. That was really awkward. I hope she wasn't playing some sort of SS on me.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    You despise dancers coz you know they don't like you. You know you're just a trick to them.
  • rickdugan
    6 years ago
    Oh goody, another thread where a bunch of old men make derogatory jokes about young strippers in order to feel better about themselves and their life choices. Cool, 'cause we don't have nearly enough of those already. ;)



    ***NOTE TO SPECTATORS***********************************************************************************
    I guess it hasn't dawned on them that the strippers must be doing something right since they are among the first in line to eagerly hand over the money that will be mis-managed. But hey, shhh - let's not point out the obvious here - it might ruin the feelings of self satisfaction these dudes are seeking.
    *******************************************************************************************************************
  • Lone_Wolf
    6 years ago
    I doubt many smoking hot honeys understand the concept of happy hour stripper or not. After all that has do with drink prices something hotties do not have to worry about.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    of course those working in a bar club environment understand the concept. And RickDugan is right. You guys bitch about the dancers yet don't mind paying them. You bitch coz you resent paying....having to pay
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    "financial exchange is gonna be the driving force for her"

    "That's why the men on this site in general are so bitter...All they have going for them is finding women desperate enough to sleep with them for money."

    "Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand."

    ^ TUSCL quotes by IceyLoco (aka the hypocritical trick bitch).
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Ugh no, you keep taking a few lines out of context.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Ugh no, you keep embellishing that you are a trick bitch.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Its called taking care of your bitch
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    ^ LMAO you are still embellishing like a hypocritical trick bitch. So predictable now.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Nope. If you have a long term relationship with someone you take care of them. You don't take care of your wife? She pays her own bills when you live together?
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Nope. If you pay a stripper ho over the long term that makes you a long term trick.

    That you keep trying to make an analogy to being married is just proof that you are a trick bitch in denial. ROFLMAO!
  • skibum609
    6 years ago
    To be fair to the dancer maybe she grew up in Massachusetts where happy hour was banned before she was born. Blue states are for morons. I pay my mechanic to fix my car. I would not die for him. I pay my dry cleaner to clean my clothes. I would not die for her. I pay dancers to entertain me. I would not die for them. I share my income and expenses with my wife, who shares her income and expenses with me. Not only would I die for her, if I had to I would kill every single person on earth to save her. Its different for me.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    You're a moron, it doesn't matter what your bitch's job is.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Now IceyLoco will go off about how he would die for his stripper ho, making him more like a married man than a pathetic trick bitch.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    ANd what skibum said, that's how you treat a real bitch.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    ^ LMAO and that's how a stripper ho's trick bitch would respond!
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Dating dancers is no different from dating anyone else. But you can't fathom them as normal women....coz you never see that side of them.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    ^ I've got a couple of good friends that were strippers and know exactly how they are like normal women. What you can't fathom is that using a system of drugs and money to acquire a bitch just makes you a trick which is much different than establishing a real relationship with a woman...coz all you know is how to be a trick bitch without admitting it.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    My relationships aren't based on drugs and money. I was talking about grooming hoes. But yeah its easy to get a stripper to leave the club with you if you offer her loser leaf and pay her house fee...
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    You seem to blur the lines between a relationship and grooming a ho then. I can't tell the difference in this thread started by you...

    https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php…

    ... LMAO here are some classic quotes from it by you:

    "Yeah, Im fine with the sugar daddy aspect. Im not naive to think she'd be with me if I were broke."

    "Don't care where I met her and have no problem spending the money, its not an issue."

    "And I agree, its really weird that she would cut off the $$$. You'd think she'd want to push it. And at this stage while I know itll hurt in the long run, Id be down with it. She knows I'll spend it on her.It was pretty much like we were living in a hip hop video...materialistically, it was there for her. Designer shoes, bags, clothes, the best weed, expensive restaurants. She grew up poor and likes fast money..."

    "Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand."
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    ^ LMAO you clearly had a stripper ho "relationship" based on money.

    ROFLMAO BY YOUR OWN ADMISSION!

    Just face it, you are a trick bitch that won't admit it.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    You take things out of context.

    Living with a women, being a part of her family, wanting kids, etc doesn't make you a trick.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    ^ You change your context to fit your current narrative.

    To repeat, what make you a trick is paying your stripper hos money and drugs for sex. That you want to live with her, be part of her family, want kids, etc, makes you a pathetic trick that wants to fantasize that she's more than a ho and you are more than a trick.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Ugh no...... Being introduced to the family as her boyfriend, going to family events, etc is being a boyfriend.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Ugh no...To repeat, what make you a trick is paying your stripper hos money and drugs for sex. That you are called a "boyfriend" is just another euphemism for being her trick bitch. When you are a stripper ho you don't want to admit that to your family so of course you will introduce your trick bitch as a boyfriend.

    And when you are a trick bitch that whines about a relationship based on money you don't want to admit that you are a trick bitch so of course you will buy into the paid fantasy as a "boyfriend".

    LMAO keep trying, trick bitch.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    That isn't true.... hitting it off with a dancer and asking her if she wants to smoke and get something to eat, and telling her you'll take care of the house fee and fine to leave with you, isn't paying her for sex.......She's not benefiting from it materially nor financially. She's taking a loss.

    The argument that spending money on a girl is paying for sex and equal to hiring a hooker is inane.
  • NJBalla
    6 years ago
    I visited my first new jersey SC after a happy hour with coworkers 11 years ago. Best/Worst decision of my life. I still remember walking out of the LD room with the dress shirt untucked from my pants with a sheepish smile
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    ^ Keep pretending, trick bitch. By your own admission your relationship was based on money. Just like an RIL and delusional trick bitch, you started thinking it is more and she wanted you to believe it was more, so of course you'll get strung along by a stripper ho as if you are her "boyfriend" for your drugs and money.

    The argument that you are just spending money on a "girlfriend" when you first established that relationship, just like a trick, with drugs and money is inane.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    ^ meant for IceyLoco, aka the hypocritical trick bitch.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Proof of IceyLoco being a trick bitch:

    "Yeah, Im fine with the sugar daddy aspect. Im not naive to think she'd be with me if I were broke."
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    More proof:

    "Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand."
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    ^ when you give a stripper ho hundreds to thousands per day, of course she will take a loss on house fees as a stripper.

    ^^ and of course she will pretend that you are her "boyfriend". It's what a good ho would tell a delusional trick bitch
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    That isn't true.... hitting it off with a dancer and asking her if she wants to smoke and get something to eat, and telling her you'll take care of the house fee and fine to leave with you, isn't paying her for sex.......She's not benefiting from it materially nor financially. She's taking a loss.

    The argument that spending money on a girl is paying for sex and equal to hiring a hooker is inane.


    And keep taking lines out of context.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    ^ LMAO keep living in denial, trick bitch.

    In one thread you posted at least four times that you couldn't believe she didn't want the money. Clearly you knew that was the basis of your relationship. The context is applicable and self evident.

    The only issue is your denial of being a trick bitch.

    LMAO!!!
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    "Yeah, Im fine with the sugar daddy aspect. Im not naive to think she'd be with me if I were broke."
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    "Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand."
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    That isn't true.... hitting it off with a dancer and asking her if she wants to smoke and get something to eat, and telling her you'll take care of the house fee and fine to leave with you, isn't paying her for sex.......She's not benefiting from it materially nor financially. She's taking a loss.

    The argument that spending money on a girl is paying for sex and equal to hiring a hooker is inane.


    And keep taking lines out of context.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    The argument that you are just spending money on a "girlfriend" when you first established that relationship, just like a trick, with drugs and money is inane.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Ugh no...To repeat, what make you a trick is paying your stripper hos money and drugs for sex. That you are called a "boyfriend" is just another euphemism for being her trick bitch. When you are a stripper ho you don't want to admit that to your family so of course you will introduce your trick bitch as a boyfriend.

    And when you are a trick bitch that whines about a relationship based on money you don't want to admit that you are a trick bitch so of course you will buy into the paid fantasy as a "boyfriend".

    LMAO keep trying, trick bitch.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    I'm not sure where you live that guys don't spend money on their girlfriends.

    Spending money on a girl or paying for a date isn't the moral,ethical nor contextual equivalent of paying hookers.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    LOL the context is that IceyLoco wants a stripper ho to be his "girlfriend" after giving her drugs and hundreds to thousands per day for it.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    LOL go to any escort website and they will provide a trick bitch like IceyLoco a full "girlfriend experience". So real that a trick will forget the difference!
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    ^ it's even called a "date"!
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    YOu're a moron. I posted that when I was distraught and completely out of it. Not that its any of your business but a lot of it was her money that I was looking out for. Secondly it was a really bad time. It hurt and I said shit, big deal.

    The fact that she's a dancer is irrelevant. And so what if we lived it up... It was never one sided. She bought me some gold chains, sneakers, a Louis Vuitton wallet...

    And asking a girl to smoke with you isn't giving her drugs to fuck you, its like asking her out for coffee....
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Ugh no...To repeat, what make you a trick is paying your stripper hos money and drugs for sex. That you are called a "boyfriend" is just another euphemism for being her trick bitch. When you are a stripper ho you don't want to admit that to your family so of course you will introduce your trick bitch as a boyfriend.

    And when you are a trick bitch that whines about a relationship based on money you don't want to admit that you are a trick bitch so of course you will buy into the paid fantasy as a "boyfriend".

    LMAO keep trying, trick bitch.

    And you're a moron for continuing to change your narrative.

    Bottom line is that you paid a stripper ho hundreds to thousands per day just like a ...

    ...

    ...

    ...wait for it...

    ...

    ...

    hypocritical

    ...

    ...

    trick

    ...

    ...

    bitch!

    LMAO and you were distraught over it at the time just like a trick "in love" with his ho!
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    You can't fathom the fact that someone can have a normal relationship with a dancer or that someone can pick them up....
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    I absolutely can fathom that fact. My stripper friend had a normal relationship, as does nicespice and a few other strippers I've talked to about their civie relationships. Quit making a strawman argument over a point I never made.

    LOL you can't fathom the fact that you are just like a trick bitch when you admit to needing to use money to try and manipulate your stripper ho "girlfriend" to coming back to you.

    LMAO and you were distraught over it at the time just like a trick "in love" with his ho!
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Again, I explained the context of my words.... only manipulations here are yours.

    I don't pay hoes.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Again, no matter how you want to change the context, you've still admitted that you need to use money to motivate your stripper hos.

    You just don't want to admit you are a trick.

    Your continued denial is just more proof you are as delusional as a trick that fell in love with his ho (<- LMAO paid hundreds to thousands per day by your own admission).
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    That's not true....First off she's not a hoe... second off, I don't use money to motivate them. Spending money on a date isn't tricking.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    If you think going out is the equivalent of paying a hooker you have a few screws loose
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Again, no matter how you want to change the context, you've still admitted that you need to use money to motivate your stripper hos.

    You just don't want to admit you are a trick.

    Your continued denial is just more proof you are as delusional as a trick that fell in love with his ho
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    I never said that. Of course my reply is the same when you keep repeating yourself. I don't pay dancers for sex or to get what I want from them.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Keep lying and repeating yourself. It doesn't change the facts
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Here is what you said that makes you a trick bitch:


    "Yeah, Im fine with the sugar daddy aspect. Im not naive to think she'd be with me if I were broke."

    "Don't care where I met her and have no problem spending the money, its not an issue."

    "And I agree, its really weird that she would cut off the $$$. You'd think she'd want to push it. And at this stage while I know itll hurt in the long run, Id be down with it. She knows I'll spend it on her.It was pretty much like we were living in a hip hop video...materialistically, it was there for her. Designer shoes, bags, clothes, the best weed, expensive restaurants. She grew up poor and likes fast money..."

    "Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand."

    You can keep repeat your denial that this isn't being a trick bitch, but at the end of the day it is an admission you were using money to get what you want from your stripper ho "girlfriend".
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    keep repeating yourself, I explained the context and you're full of it.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    ^ Keep repeating yourself yourself, trick bitch. Even with your explanation of the context you still used money to sway the decisions of whether or not a stripper ho would want to continue to be your pretend "girlfriend" or not. LMAO the context you provided is still saying (to paraphrase) that you used money as a reason for her to stay with you. Scroll back and re-read it because it's in black and white in your own written words. This makes you no different than a trick. In both cases, money forms the basis of the "relationship". In both cases, the "ho" provides a relationship fantasy with her "trick" in exchange for money (directly or indirectly).

    And when you repeatedly deny this but yet give written examples of it most definitely you are full of it.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Do you pay your wife's bills? Do you give her money? Is she a hoe you're paying to fuck?
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    @Icey LMAO that you try to deflect this as similar to my marriage. Now you really are full of it.

    Have you ever been in true love and in a committed relationship for over 20 years? If not, then no need to talk marriage with each other.

    And it's clear now that we have a different definition as to what constitutes a trick. It's clear now that we won't ever change our definitions so I'll leave this conversation and thread with the fact that it is my opinion by your own posts that you are truly a trick bitch in denial and in love with a stripper ho. It is also my opinion that you are an idiot that doesn't understand this and marriage. Bye.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    All of a sudden you're touchy lmfao you don't understand.....its different when its you right? You never paid for dates or bought her anything at firs? Was she just a hoe?
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Ugh no. It as simple as I put it plus I recognize that we are both repeating ourselves with each other to no end and I don't talk much about my wife like you like to brag about stripper ho bitches being your "GF".

    LMAO that you assume I'm touchy about anything posted to TUSCL it's all a comedy act every day any you are one of the special clowns.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    *and* you are one of the special clowns.

    Oh, and you're a hypocritical trick bitch.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    @Icey by the way, to be really clear because you are a dimwit, if you want to believe that my marriage to my wife is no different than your relationship to your stripper ho bitch I'm fine if you want to formulate your opinion on that point. I'm not going to debate you on your belief of this because it is clear that you don't agree with my opinion that you are the same as a trick.

    Regardless of the fact that you made several self admissions in support of my opinion, neither one of us can "win" either argument over the other on it. So given that we have gone back and forth already on it, what's the point anymore?
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Also @Icey the truth be told I'm just debating you for sport because it's my opinion that you're not an actual dude and rather you are a bitter stripper ho or sugar baby trying to intentionally troll TUSCL. So I debated you forever just to see how much you would cling to your false persona. It's kinda like how you create those rate my bitch threads just to see how folks respond to them. I trolled you for being a trick bitch just to see your excuses on why you're not.

    Also even if you are real, it doesn't matter to me whether or not you have a legit relationship with a stripper or not. Personally I make no judgement on what a fellow TUSCLer wants to do with a stripper as long as it is mutual fun. I have read some shit here that I would never want or even dream of doing. I'm just calling you out for trying to take a high ground over the dude that doesn't mind being with an actual trick to a true hooker. You seem to have some issue with this and continue to troll that point constantly as if your way of being with a stripper is better.
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