I had to explain the concept of Happy Hour to a stripper once. I guess if you've never had a 9 to 5 job the idea that guys often like to get a drink and see tits after work is a little foreign to you. But I thought happy hour specials were a common thing?
What other common concepts do strippers not always get?
Maybe the aid of a song might help her grasp the concept:
While the concept of saving, investing and debt management is very weak in most citizens it is almost completely absent in stripperdom.
Fondling the balls. OTP SS is great, but DONT FORGET OUR NUTS!!!
They seem confused that a guy who sits on a sofa all day - playing video games - and smoking pot - never gets job offers...
Some strippers have a difficult time grasping the concept of reliability and honesty.
On the other hand, many strippers grasp junior effectively, so I give them the benefit of the doubt.
LOL
Happy hours are not legal everywhere.
"The eight states that have a ban on happy hour are Alaska, Indiana, Massachusetts, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, Utah, and Vermont. Overall, the theory about happy hour is that it promotes binge drinking."
There may also be local bans. I don't think there are any happy hours in the Atlanta area.
Hahaha that's so stupid
@uprightcitizen , ain’t that the greatest thing. God bless Amerikkka.
I did not know there were states that gait hour was illegal.
In Oklahoma happy hour is illegal, but mud wrestling at the holiday inn is A-OK. lol
I had to explain titty fucking once to a generously endowed lady. She was all tits and ass but no brains. That was really awkward. I hope she wasn't playing some sort of SS on me.
Oh goody, another thread where a bunch of old men make derogatory jokes about young strippers in order to feel better about themselves and their life choices. Cool, 'cause we don't have nearly enough of those already. ;)
NOTE TO SPECTATORS******************************************************************************** I guess it hasn't dawned on them that the strippers must be doing something right since they are among the first in line to eagerly hand over the money that will be mis-managed. But hey, shhh - let's not point out the obvious here - it might ruin the feelings of self satisfaction these dudes are seeking.
I doubt many smoking hot honeys understand the concept of happy hour stripper or not. After all that has do with drink prices something hotties do not have to worry about.
"financial exchange is gonna be the driving force for her"
"That's why the men on this site in general are so bitter...All they have going for them is finding women desperate enough to sleep with them for money."
"Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand."
^ TUSCL quotes by IceyLoco (aka the hypocritical trick bitch).
Ugh no, you keep embellishing that you are a trick bitch.
^ LMAO you are still embellishing like a hypocritical trick bitch. So predictable now.
Nope. If you pay a stripper ho over the long term that makes you a long term trick.
That you keep trying to make an analogy to being married is just proof that you are a trick bitch in denial. ROFLMAO!
To be fair to the dancer maybe she grew up in Massachusetts where happy hour was banned before she was born. Blue states are for morons. I pay my mechanic to fix my car. I would not die for him. I pay my dry cleaner to clean my clothes. I would not die for her. I pay dancers to entertain me. I would not die for them. I share my income and expenses with my wife, who shares her income and expenses with me. Not only would I die for her, if I had to I would kill every single person on earth to save her. Its different for me.
Now IceyLoco will go off about how he would die for his stripper ho, making him more like a married man than a pathetic trick bitch.
^ LMAO and that's how a stripper ho's trick bitch would respond!
^ I've got a couple of good friends that were strippers and know exactly how they are like normal women. What you can't fathom is that using a system of drugs and money to acquire a bitch just makes you a trick which is much different than establishing a real relationship with a woman...coz all you know is how to be a trick bitch without admitting it.
You seem to blur the lines between a relationship and grooming a ho then. I can't tell the difference in this thread started by you...
... LMAO here are some classic quotes from it by you:
"Yeah, Im fine with the sugar daddy aspect. Im not naive to think she'd be with me if I were broke."
"Don't care where I met her and have no problem spending the money, its not an issue."
"And I agree, its really weird that she would cut off the $$$. You'd think she'd want to push it. And at this stage while I know itll hurt in the long run, Id be down with it. She knows I'll spend it on her.It was pretty much like we were living in a hip hop video...materialistically, it was there for her. Designer shoes, bags, clothes, the best weed, expensive restaurants. She grew up poor and likes fast money..."
"Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand."
^ LMAO you clearly had a stripper ho "relationship" based on money.
ROFLMAO BY YOUR OWN ADMISSION!
Just face it, you are a trick bitch that won't admit it.
^ You change your context to fit your current narrative.
To repeat, what make you a trick is paying your stripper hos money and drugs for sex. That you want to live with her, be part of her family, want kids, etc, makes you a pathetic trick that wants to fantasize that she's more than a ho and you are more than a trick.
Ugh no...To repeat, what make you a trick is paying your stripper hos money and drugs for sex. That you are called a "boyfriend" is just another euphemism for being her trick bitch. When you are a stripper ho you don't want to admit that to your family so of course you will introduce your trick bitch as a boyfriend.
And when you are a trick bitch that whines about a relationship based on money you don't want to admit that you are a trick bitch so of course you will buy into the paid fantasy as a "boyfriend".
LMAO keep trying, trick bitch.
I visited my first new jersey SC after a happy hour with coworkers 11 years ago. Best/Worst decision of my life. I still remember walking out of the LD room with the dress shirt untucked from my pants with a sheepish smile
^ Keep pretending, trick bitch. By your own admission your relationship was based on money. Just like an RIL and delusional trick bitch, you started thinking it is more and she wanted you to believe it was more, so of course you'll get strung along by a stripper ho as if you are her "boyfriend" for your drugs and money.
The argument that you are just spending money on a "girlfriend" when you first established that relationship, just like a trick, with drugs and money is inane.
^ meant for IceyLoco, aka the hypocritical trick bitch.
Proof of IceyLoco being a trick bitch:
"Yeah, Im fine with the sugar daddy aspect. Im not naive to think she'd be with me if I were broke."
More proof:
"Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand."
^ when you give a stripper ho hundreds to thousands per day, of course she will take a loss on house fees as a stripper.
^^ and of course she will pretend that you are her "boyfriend". It's what a good ho would tell a delusional trick bitch
^ LMAO keep living in denial, trick bitch.
In one thread you posted at least four times that you couldn't believe she didn't want the money. Clearly you knew that was the basis of your relationship. The context is applicable and self evident.
The only issue is your denial of being a trick bitch.
LMAO!!!
"Yeah, Im fine with the sugar daddy aspect. Im not naive to think she'd be with me if I were broke."
"Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand."
The argument that you are just spending money on a "girlfriend" when you first established that relationship, just like a trick, with drugs and money is inane.
Ugh no...To repeat, what make you a trick is paying your stripper hos money and drugs for sex. That you are called a "boyfriend" is just another euphemism for being her trick bitch. When you are a stripper ho you don't want to admit that to your family so of course you will introduce your trick bitch as a boyfriend.
And when you are a trick bitch that whines about a relationship based on money you don't want to admit that you are a trick bitch so of course you will buy into the paid fantasy as a "boyfriend".
LMAO keep trying, trick bitch.
LOL the context is that IceyLoco wants a stripper ho to be his "girlfriend" after giving her drugs and hundreds to thousands per day for it.
LOL go to any escort website and they will provide a trick bitch like IceyLoco a full "girlfriend experience". So real that a trick will forget the difference!
^ it's even called a "date"!
Ugh no...To repeat, what make you a trick is paying your stripper hos money and drugs for sex. That you are called a "boyfriend" is just another euphemism for being her trick bitch. When you are a stripper ho you don't want to admit that to your family so of course you will introduce your trick bitch as a boyfriend.
And when you are a trick bitch that whines about a relationship based on money you don't want to admit that you are a trick bitch so of course you will buy into the paid fantasy as a "boyfriend".
LMAO keep trying, trick bitch.
And you're a moron for continuing to change your narrative.
Bottom line is that you paid a stripper ho hundreds to thousands per day just like a ...
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hypocritical
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trick
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bitch!
LMAO and you were distraught over it at the time just like a trick "in love" with his ho!
I absolutely can fathom that fact. My stripper friend had a normal relationship, as does nicespice and a few other strippers I've talked to about their civie relationships. Quit making a strawman argument over a point I never made.
LOL you can't fathom the fact that you are just like a trick bitch when you admit to needing to use money to try and manipulate your stripper ho "girlfriend" to coming back to you.
LMAO and you were distraught over it at the time just like a trick "in love" with his ho!
Again, no matter how you want to change the context, you've still admitted that you need to use money to motivate your stripper hos.
You just don't want to admit you are a trick.
Your continued denial is just more proof you are as delusional as a trick that fell in love with his ho (<- LMAO paid hundreds to thousands per day by your own admission).
Again, no matter how you want to change the context, you've still admitted that you need to use money to motivate your stripper hos.
You just don't want to admit you are a trick.
Your continued denial is just more proof you are as delusional as a trick that fell in love with his ho
Here is what you said that makes you a trick bitch:
"Yeah, Im fine with the sugar daddy aspect. Im not naive to think she'd be with me if I were broke."
"Don't care where I met her and have no problem spending the money, its not an issue."
"And I agree, its really weird that she would cut off the $$$. You'd think she'd want to push it. And at this stage while I know itll hurt in the long run, Id be down with it. She knows I'll spend it on her.It was pretty much like we were living in a hip hop video...materialistically, it was there for her. Designer shoes, bags, clothes, the best weed, expensive restaurants. She grew up poor and likes fast money..."
"Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand."
You can keep repeat your denial that this isn't being a trick bitch, but at the end of the day it is an admission you were using money to get what you want from your stripper ho "girlfriend".
^ Keep repeating yourself yourself, trick bitch. Even with your explanation of the context you still used money to sway the decisions of whether or not a stripper ho would want to continue to be your pretend "girlfriend" or not. LMAO the context you provided is still saying (to paraphrase) that you used money as a reason for her to stay with you. Scroll back and re-read it because it's in black and white in your own written words. This makes you no different than a trick. In both cases, money forms the basis of the "relationship". In both cases, the "ho" provides a relationship fantasy with her "trick" in exchange for money (directly or indirectly).
And when you repeatedly deny this but yet give written examples of it most definitely you are full of it.
@Icey LMAO that you try to deflect this as similar to my marriage. Now you really are full of it.
Have you ever been in true love and in a committed relationship for over 20 years? If not, then no need to talk marriage with each other.
And it's clear now that we have a different definition as to what constitutes a trick. It's clear now that we won't ever change our definitions so I'll leave this conversation and thread with the fact that it is my opinion by your own posts that you are truly a trick bitch in denial and in love with a stripper ho. It is also my opinion that you are an idiot that doesn't understand this and marriage. Bye.
Ugh no. It as simple as I put it plus I recognize that we are both repeating ourselves with each other to no end and I don't talk much about my wife like you like to brag about stripper ho bitches being your "GF".
LMAO that you assume I'm touchy about anything posted to TUSCL it's all a comedy act every day any you are one of the special clowns.
and you are one of the special clowns.
Oh, and you're a hypocritical trick bitch.
@Icey by the way, to be really clear because you are a dimwit, if you want to believe that my marriage to my wife is no different than your relationship to your stripper ho bitch I'm fine if you want to formulate your opinion on that point. I'm not going to debate you on your belief of this because it is clear that you don't agree with my opinion that you are the same as a trick.
Regardless of the fact that you made several self admissions in support of my opinion, neither one of us can "win" either argument over the other on it. So given that we have gone back and forth already on it, what's the point anymore?
Also @Icey the truth be told I'm just debating you for sport because it's my opinion that you're not an actual dude and rather you are a bitter stripper ho or sugar baby trying to intentionally troll TUSCL. So I debated you forever just to see how much you would cling to your false persona. It's kinda like how you create those rate my bitch threads just to see how folks respond to them. I trolled you for being a trick bitch just to see your excuses on why you're not.
Also even if you are real, it doesn't matter to me whether or not you have a legit relationship with a stripper or not. Personally I make no judgement on what a fellow TUSCLer wants to do with a stripper as long as it is mutual fun. I have read some shit here that I would never want or even dream of doing. I'm just calling you out for trying to take a high ground over the dude that doesn't mind being with an actual trick to a true hooker. You seem to have some issue with this and continue to troll that point constantly as if your way of being with a stripper is better.
Lying and stealing are frowned upon.