I had to explain the concept of Happy Hour to a stripper once. I guess if you've never had a 9 to 5 job the idea that guys often like to get a drink and see tits after work is a little foreign to you. But I thought happy hour specials were a common thing?
What other common concepts do strippers not always get?
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Lying and stealing are frowned upon.
Maybe the aid of a song might help her grasp the concept:
While the concept of saving, investing and debt management is very weak in most citizens it is almost completely absent in stripperdom.
Fondling the balls. OTP SS is great, but DONT FORGET OUR NUTS!!!
They seem confused that a guy who sits on a sofa all day - playing video games - and smoking pot - never gets job offers...
Some strippers have a difficult time grasping the concept of reliability and honesty.
On the other hand, many strippers grasp junior effectively, so I give them the benefit of the doubt.
LOL
Happy hours are not legal everywhere.
"The eight states that have a ban on happy hour are Alaska, Indiana, Massachusetts, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, Utah, and Vermont. Overall, the theory about happy hour is that it promotes binge drinking."
There may also be local bans. I don't think there are any happy hours in the Atlanta area.
Hahaha that's so stupid
@uprightcitizen , ain’t that the greatest thing. God bless Amerikkka.
I did not know there were states that gait hour was illegal.
In Oklahoma happy hour is illegal, but mud wrestling at the holiday inn is A-OK. lol
I had to explain titty fucking once to a generously endowed lady. She was all tits and ass but no brains. That was really awkward. I hope she wasn't playing some sort of SS on me.
Oh goody, another thread where a bunch of old men make derogatory jokes about young strippers in order to feel better about themselves and their life choices. Cool, 'cause we don't have nearly enough of those already. ;)
NOTE TO SPECTATORS******************************************************************************** I guess it hasn't dawned on them that the strippers must be doing something right since they are among the first in line to eagerly hand over the money that will be mis-managed. But hey, shhh - let's not point out the obvious here - it might ruin the feelings of self satisfaction these dudes are seeking.
I doubt many smoking hot honeys understand the concept of happy hour stripper or not. After all that has do with drink prices something hotties do not have to worry about.
To be fair to the dancer maybe she grew up in Massachusetts where happy hour was banned before she was born. Blue states are for morons. I pay my mechanic to fix my car. I would not die for him. I pay my dry cleaner to clean my clothes. I would not die for her. I pay dancers to entertain me. I would not die for them. I share my income and expenses with my wife, who shares her income and expenses with me. Not only would I die for her, if I had to I would kill every single person on earth to save her. Its different for me.
I visited my first new jersey SC after a happy hour with coworkers 11 years ago. Best/Worst decision of my life. I still remember walking out of the LD room with the dress shirt untucked from my pants with a sheepish smile
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