I fucked a stripper for free last night
JamesSD
California
I never thought it could happen to me...
Went to the club after work just planning to see tits and stage tip the Friday talent. Petite girl who was new to me made a lot of eye contact during her stage. She approached me after and gave me the old "you're a hot guy, I really wanna dance for you" pitch which I've heard before. I've had dancers (often older) who clearly really wanted to dance with me but still wanted to get paid and no agreement was reached.
I wasn't planning on dances and politely passed. She said she would come by later. She talked to one other guy and then came back and told me not to leave without getting her number.
A bit later we exchanged burner numbers where hilariously neither of us could remember our own number off the top of our heads and I took off. At this point I figured she would text me when she was working to get me to come see her.
She sent me a text about an hour later. This led to hours of dirty sexting. It was fun but I was still thinking it was p4p until she at some point was explicitly clear she wanted me to come fuck her and didn't want money. After some consideration I let her send her address and agreed to come over.
Then I got raped and mugged and killed.
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Just kidding. She was definitely in her civvy clothes and not quite as glamorous when she let me into her building. She looked damn good naked. We didn't waste time, had a mutually good experience and said our goodbyes. Sounds like she wants more in the future.
Honestly she picked me up and I just didn't mess up. She apparently liked my face and what I sexted I wanted to do to her. She mentioned she has a few FWB so I don't think she wants more.
It will be interesting the next time I club if she is working. It was basically a tinder hookup except we met face to face while she was working. Hopefully this doesn't end in disaster... Heh.
Went to the club after work just planning to see tits and stage tip the Friday talent. Petite girl who was new to me made a lot of eye contact during her stage. She approached me after and gave me the old "you're a hot guy, I really wanna dance for you" pitch which I've heard before. I've had dancers (often older) who clearly really wanted to dance with me but still wanted to get paid and no agreement was reached.
I wasn't planning on dances and politely passed. She said she would come by later. She talked to one other guy and then came back and told me not to leave without getting her number.
A bit later we exchanged burner numbers where hilariously neither of us could remember our own number off the top of our heads and I took off. At this point I figured she would text me when she was working to get me to come see her.
She sent me a text about an hour later. This led to hours of dirty sexting. It was fun but I was still thinking it was p4p until she at some point was explicitly clear she wanted me to come fuck her and didn't want money. After some consideration I let her send her address and agreed to come over.
Then I got raped and mugged and killed.
...
Just kidding. She was definitely in her civvy clothes and not quite as glamorous when she let me into her building. She looked damn good naked. We didn't waste time, had a mutually good experience and said our goodbyes. Sounds like she wants more in the future.
Honestly she picked me up and I just didn't mess up. She apparently liked my face and what I sexted I wanted to do to her. She mentioned she has a few FWB so I don't think she wants more.
It will be interesting the next time I club if she is working. It was basically a tinder hookup except we met face to face while she was working. Hopefully this doesn't end in disaster... Heh.
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Awesome. As I've said a bunch of times, every time I've fucked a stripper for free, I felt pursued ("she picked me up") to some extent. Not that I've fucked a lot of strippers for free, but more than one makes a pattern as far as I'm concerned :)
In threads like this I'm curious about the age difference?
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Maladjusted weirdo!
*kidding*
But - IMO, just b/c it happened to him I don't think it necessarily means "it happens' and it will happen to you - i.e. if you are in your 40s and beyond, much more unlikely to get stripper-pussy for free - and if you don't score w/ civilians then IMO I don't think you should expect to score w/ strippers just b/c James did.
Go for it - then we can all say there's really hope for the rest of us
:)
My comment was not specifically targeted to you, more like a general comment - but yeah your post was the inspiration
:)
I think what they're really trying to say is that they can't get a bitch to go to the movies with them let alone have sex with them.... so they pay hoes.
If she wants popcorn, I get it for her but it's a red flag on how much she can eat.
Also... Apple juice???
And yeah, you don't want to take home a meth head looking bitch or toothless crack hoe.
But one thing to look out for is girls whose faces are hardened. You want someone who can let their guard down with you. Otherwise there's nothing there
Fucking Loser Leaf Smoking Millenial Racist.
This dancer, who is the petite athletic type, just my type, would always come and sit with me on dead nights. I would buy her a drink and we'd talk for a long time. Eventually she asked me to hang out with her during the day and get something to eat. Well, that hadn't happened yet because I work during the day. With my first atf, I used to take a long lunch and meet her for a lunch and fuck. Or, just a fuck...One night though she texted me saying she got sent home from work and she was really pissed off. She asked me what I was doing and it just so happened I was out at a dive bar with a buddy. She asked me to come pick her up. I told her sure, do you mind hanging with me at a dive bar? She said no problem. We ended up drinking cheap there...I'm talking less than $20. She played county music from the jukebox and we sang country songs together. Then she asked me to take her home and invited me in. She said she was really horny and that it was hard to find a safe steady sex partner. She made love with amazing energy like a nuclear reactor. It was very satisfying. She said she didn't want any money, just a friend to go out with and someone to fuck.
I guess she's just a friend for now...I'm not going to label her CF or ATF or any bs like that. I definitely don't kiss her ass, and I don't expect her to be my gf or even stay with me. I'm just someone she trusts while she has no one else.
It depends on what I want the girl for. If you want to pimp her you really have to mack on her. Otherwise, I've gotten lucky just asking them if they want to smoke or just asking them out on their day off. One time, I impressed a bitch so much she fucked me that night just by talking about Ottoman history with her. We lost track of time.
I remember the first time it happened for me, was thinking that it was gonna bite me in the ass later, and God what an ego boost when it didn't. Very rare thing though