How often does everyone masturbate? i love to fuck but i really enjoy taking care of myself at least once a day. How about everyone else?
How often does everyone masturbate? i love to fuck but i really enjoy taking care of myself at least once a day. How about everyone else?
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last commentI have this very specific series of fantasies - involving a submissive whore, who loves rough sex, and who needs to be dominated and pissed on.
I cum hard when masturbating and thinking of how I will use her.
Know any girls who might like that shit?
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:) your bad mister...
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I’ve been told that I’m very good. You should try the rough stuff sometime.
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ive been known to dabble ")
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I’ve heard that you need discipline...
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Once daily as well
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Only did it once in my entire life. I felt like a true blue, pl. Won't ever do that again.
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My libido is all over the place. Sometimes it’s meh, sometimes, very high.
Sometimes, I don’t even work specifically just in case I end up taking someone’s offer for extras/OTC. Yeah I’m fucked up, I know lol
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Some weeks it's 2x/day, others it's once for the week.
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Lately I’m back to at least every day or every other day.
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About every 9 months or so I get the desire. It feels good, just not afterwards. True blue pl is right. The afterglow isn't as good as real sex.
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At least once daily. Sometimes up to 4 or 5 times. Only time I really go without is if I'm sick, or I know I've got a date scheduled with a certain girl.
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There are two types of men out there. Those that jack off and liars.
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At least once a night. In my youth it was 3 times a day. My record was 8 times in a single day. ( I found my dads porn stash).
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im going rub 1 out everytime before i go to the SC. so maybe 1 to 2 times a week.
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"I don't get an after feeling whatsoever when I jack off"
That's just the thing. real sex is 10X better. There is an after glow. You can go multiple rounds. I'd rather save the load and just do that.
The best compromise is a (near) LDK or camming. But camming is too expensive for what it is (like 12 minutes for $100 private exclusive).
As long as I can get the wife in the mood, I'm good. Later in life I might need $$$ for strippers. Better get hustling and working on my job craft.
True story.
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"There are two types of teenagers out there. Those that jack off and liars."
There, I fixed it for you. That's the version I've always heard. That that, yes, is true. ;)
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This is so funny I was just going to make this thread! You beat me to it though!
I love touching myself! Britney Spears' song Touch of my Hand is an inspiration to me.
I literally masturbate like 6-10 times per day lol. My libido is craaaazay! I usually masturbate one or two times in the morning to help me wake up, its like my caffeine, then maybe if I'm feeling adventurous I'll do it again at school in the bathroom while class is going on so that nobody discovers me. Then I come home and just give myself an entire hour dedicated to pure sensual pleasure. I strip naked, snuggle under my soft blankets, read some erotic fanfiction or look at sexy GIFs on Tumblr and then touch myself until I cum five or six times.
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Whenever Poledancer posts.
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Whenever I take a woman fishing, I wind up being the master baiter.
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“Some weeks it's 2x/day, others it's once for the week.”
^ this.
But lately I’ve been abstaining from it altogether
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I started masturbating 37 years ago. I still haven't finished.
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3 times a day
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Lmao @ goldmember
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I master ate 25 times a day
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Once a king, always a king, but once a knight is enough......
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I get irritable too. Except I have an outlet and not all guys have the luxury I do. I knew she was a keeper when I turned 30 and we were still doing it twice a day or more like when we got married in our 20s. We've since slowed to once a day now every other day. Plenty good enough.
I'd beat off if I had to, of course. Just humblebragging. Normally I feel inadequate against all the money you guys seem to make and invest. This is probably literally the only single thing I can maybe one up you guys on. Just like your analogy, I'd live in an inner city rundown house, with 3 roommates, and a pit bull, if I had to to survive, too. ;)
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“"Sometimes, I don’t even work specifically just in case I end up taking someone’s offer for extras/OTC."
Come to the dark side NiceSpice.”
Lol I thought you were white
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@Poledancer Great avatar. Your pussy looks so scrumptious I'm going to rub one out in a few minutes.
On average, probably 2-3 times a week, always to Internet porn.
When VCRs came out in the early 80s and I started renting porn movies, I could jack off three times while watching one (usually about 90 minutes). Now, at 53, I can't go more than once a day.
Funny, masturbation was sooooo taboo when I was growing up. I distinctly remember two different girls I dated when I was 20 and 21 who, while were messing around in my car, asked me if I jacked off. Both times, I was embarrassed to admit it and kind of hemmed and hawed before finally admitting it (who the fuck would believe any 20-year-old guy who said he didn't?). I asked both of them if they masturbated and each said the same thing, "Yeah, all the time."
Great topic, Poledancer. Even better avatar. Damn, that gets this old guy so hard!
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I did it once a day for probably around 20 years. Then starting this year I only do it once or twice a month, instead I am getting an LDK twice a week.
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