What's your job status?

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JeffTUSCL
California
Genuinely curious, jokes are OK but please share your legit situations too :)

I am a 9-5 exec and pursue something entrepreneurial every few years.

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Warrior15
6 years ago
Business owner.
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galiziabob.sabbatical
6 years ago
Business owner and 9 to 5. Life is really busy.
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LuvDaMuff1972
6 years ago
Mid-level manager in a professional field.
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georgmicrodong
6 years ago
I’m a nationally traveling professional gigolo and make a few hundred thousand dollars a year making women squirm and squeal in delight on my face. I moonlight as a programmer so I have something to report for taxes.
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DeclineToState
6 years ago
DeclineToState
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PaulDrake
6 years ago
Semi retired
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flagooner
6 years ago
Are you hiring?
avatar for TrapBaby304
TrapBaby304
6 years ago
dancer RHGO
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Vantablack
6 years ago
Ultranationalist trying to revive the Soviet Union
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Dominic77
6 years ago
Currently unemployed / on again / off again stripper boyfriend.
Recently I was a 7-4 wage slave in computers and engineering.
Looking for another arrangement.
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londonguy
6 years ago
One legged tight-rope walker.
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
I’m employed in a bank. I’m not terribly proud of it, but it pays the bills.
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Icey
6 years ago
Career management and part time pharmaceutical sales when I need extra income.
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shadowcat
6 years ago
Retired.
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Icey
6 years ago
TrapBaby304. RHGO? Wannabe on a winning team? lmfao
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JohnSmith69
6 years ago
I'm a high school guidance counselor for troubled teenage girls.
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shailynn
6 years ago
I used to work in a stripper clothing store and helped fit strippers with g-strings and bras but now I’m in sales.
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Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
Stand-up Philosopher
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minnow
6 years ago
Retired "HICE". Used to be a laxative and toilet paper products distributor, I shit you not.
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judyjudy
6 years ago
open for hire.....
avatar for gawker
gawker
6 years ago
Retired
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Htxx
6 years ago
Business owner
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
chemical engineer
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Darkblue999
6 years ago
Senior Salesforce developer
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s275ironman
6 years ago
Protector of company assets
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Warrior15
6 years ago
Papi, you got to be over a certain age to get that one. Great movie !
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skibum609
6 years ago
Divorce Lawyer.
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Mate27
6 years ago
Cashman, don’t be ashamed. At least you aren’t a car salesman or a real estate agent, or even an insurance agent. All those positions I wouldnt envy.

By the way, we all are in the sales occupation whether you know it or not.
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TheeOSU
6 years ago
I'm a traveling rep for a well known manufacturer who shall remain nameless. I've considered more prestigious higher paying job offers or starting my own company but I'm happy with my job. I have a paid for company car, phone, expense account, and they paid for and outfitted an office in my home. I have an exclusive limited territory and like that I am basically my own boss with nobody looking over my shoulder and although I travel I sleep in my own bed every night as long as I continue to produce results which I do.
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twentyfive
6 years ago
Anyway Distributor
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twentyfive
6 years ago
Anyway Distributor
Fucking spell check
Amway Distributor
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Icey
6 years ago
Im also working on a mixtape.
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orionsmith
6 years ago
Recently hired and working to make things better and hoping to succeed. Traveling all over the place until I get settled. After being unemployed reluctant to spend hardly anything like I used to. Keep thinking the shtf scenario is around the corner. I could be debt free if I didn't need to move and get set back by much higher house prices. If shtf scenario doesn't happen, things are looking up. Nice to have cash again. I have a couple business ideas but no time to pursue until I get settled. Getting up earlier than ever for work every week has thrown me off my old strip club habit. Clubs are dead during middle of the week early evening compared to late night weekends. If I buy a new house would like to pay it off in a few years
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Huntsman
6 years ago
Part time gynecologist.
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jackslash
6 years ago
A cunning linguist.
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Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
I'm a PL life-coach (the work never ends)
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Icey
6 years ago
go suck on some man boobs titty fag
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WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
6 years ago
Corporate Whore
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Lil_Baller100
6 years ago
i'm a part time rapper and a full time alcoholic
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Clubber
6 years ago
Retired, stay at home husband.
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rossl
6 years ago
Psychiagynocologist. I specialize in crazy pussy. ~~straight-face~~

<<props to my college bud for that one>>
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Jascoi
6 years ago
retired.
(if i could go back to my twenties i would do everything soooo differently... )
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rockstar666
6 years ago
I play in a rock band, but that's not really a job.
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playfulsteve
6 years ago
IT Engineer in the Healthcare field.
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ATACdawg
6 years ago
Happily retired naval architect/marine engineer.
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