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What's your job status?

Sep 24, 2018, 11:25 AM
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JeffTUSCL
California

Genuinely curious, jokes are OK but please share your legit situations too :)

I am a 9-5 exec and pursue something entrepreneurial every few years.

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Warrior15

Business owner.

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Business owner and 9 to 5. Life is really busy.

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LuvDaMuff1972

Mid-level manager in a professional field.

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georgmicrodong

I’m a nationally traveling professional gigolo and make a few hundred thousand dollars a year making women squirm and squeal in delight on my face. I moonlight as a programmer so I have something to report for taxes.

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DeclineToState

DeclineToState

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PaulDrake

Semi retired

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flagooner

Are you hiring?

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TrapBaby304

dancer RHGO

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Vantablack

Ultranationalist trying to revive the Soviet Union

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Dominic77

Currently unemployed / on again / off again stripper boyfriend. Recently I was a 7-4 wage slave in computers and engineering. Looking for another arrangement.

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londonguy

One legged tight-rope walker.

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Cashman1234

I’m employed in a bank. I’m not terribly proud of it, but it pays the bills.

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shadowcat

Retired.

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JohnSmith69

I'm a high school guidance counselor for troubled teenage girls.

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shailynn

I used to work in a stripper clothing store and helped fit strippers with g-strings and bras but now I’m in sales.

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Papi_Chulo

Stand-up Philosopher

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minnow

Retired "HICE". Used to be a laxative and toilet paper products distributor, I shit you not.

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judyjudy

open for hire.....

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gawker

Retired

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Htxx

Business owner

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SirLapdanceanot

chemical engineer

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Darkblue999

Senior Salesforce developer

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s275ironman

Protector of company assets

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Warrior15

Papi, you got to be over a certain age to get that one. Great movie !

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skibum609

Divorce Lawyer.

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Mate27

Cashman, don’t be ashamed. At least you aren’t a car salesman or a real estate agent, or even an insurance agent. All those positions I wouldnt envy.

By the way, we all are in the sales occupation whether you know it or not.

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viking2012

I'm a traveling rep for a well known manufacturer who shall remain nameless. I've considered more prestigious higher paying job offers or starting my own company but I'm happy with my job. I have a paid for company car, phone, expense account, and they paid for and outfitted an office in my home. I have an exclusive limited territory and like that I am basically my own boss with nobody looking over my shoulder and although I travel I sleep in my own bed every night as long as I continue to produce results which I do.

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twentyfive

Anyway Distributor

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twentyfive

Anyway Distributor Fucking spell check Amway Distributor

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orionsmith

Recently hired and working to make things better and hoping to succeed. Traveling all over the place until I get settled. After being unemployed reluctant to spend hardly anything like I used to. Keep thinking the shtf scenario is around the corner. I could be debt free if I didn't need to move and get set back by much higher house prices. If shtf scenario doesn't happen, things are looking up. Nice to have cash again. I have a couple business ideas but no time to pursue until I get settled. Getting up earlier than ever for work every week has thrown me off my old strip club habit. Clubs are dead during middle of the week early evening compared to late night weekends. If I buy a new house would like to pay it off in a few years

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Huntsman

Part time gynecologist.

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jackslash

A cunning linguist.

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Papi_Chulo

I'm a PL life-coach (the work never ends)

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WILLYSGOTAWOMAN

Corporate Whore

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Lil_Baller100

i'm a part time rapper and a full time alcoholic

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Clubber

Retired, stay at home husband.

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rossl

Psychiagynocologist. I specialize in crazy pussy. straight-face

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Jascoi

retired. (if i could go back to my twenties i would do everything soooo differently... )

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rockstar666

I play in a rock band, but that's not really a job.

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playfulsteve

IT Engineer in the Healthcare field.

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ATACdawg

Happily retired naval architect/marine engineer.

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