Calling Out a Thirsty* Stripper
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
Yesterday I was waiting on my ATF DS to show up at the club and another stripper that knows us both well took it as an opportunity to start hustling me even though she knows I never get dances with anyone else except for my ATF DS at this club. And she was so persistent. When I first didn't respond when she suggested we get dances while I wait and that she doesn't "kiss and tell", she started getting even more pushy and started upselling herself and such to the point that she wasn't taking the hint that I didn't want dances with her. So finally during our exchange I said "wow you are pretty thirsty this early" (the club was just opening). And as soon as I said that she took offense to the call out of being thirsty and we got into a bit of snapping back and forth where she started bragging about how she has customers begging for her and she doesn't need to be thirsty and such. Eventually she walked away because she knew I wasn't biting on anything.
I didn't mean anything insulting by it because I didn't see it as that derogatory and said it more as a joke since the club had just opened. I'm curious now if the use if the term 'thirsty' is something to watch out for in your worlds. Do strippers not like this term?
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golden pussy syndrome.
A customer who is a one dancer only kind of person isn’t worth it. And luckily most of them are quick to tell you that.
At most she should have said:
“Oh, sounds great. It was nice meeting you, I’m Lacy (or whatever her name is) by the way.”
Then shake hands/hug them and leave.
And LMAO I see her all the time hustling hard. She has always been that way. She's the type to suggest a tip for anything she does. And she knows this. LMAO to me compared to other strippers she is always thirsty. But also she, out of all the strippers that work at this club, should know I'm exclusive to my ATF DS. It's been that way for months. LOL she sees me decline other strippers all the time. It's obvious to anyone at the club that I'm not worth the hustle energy. I'm referred to as my ATF DS's regular by everyone. So for any stripper to approach me to get dances is truly thirsty.
Besides, guys get tired of CFs all the time, so her relentless hustle would be a convenient excuse if you wanted to break the pattern.
Maybe it’s just the power of your infamous massages ;)
TBH I think it hit too close to home with her and she knew she was being desperate with me so when I called her hustle out exactly as being thirsty she was just trying to save face because there was another customer and the bartender sort of in between our exchanges. LOL she was so shameless she didn't even come over to me and was trying to hustle from across the bar. Epic failure on her part.
Like the guys leaving comments under every single picture an Instagram model posts. Or trying to slide into said Instagram model's DMs......they're labeled as thirsty.
I still don't think it's worth it to increase drama levels in a strip club. Better to stop responding to her than to call her out as thirsty, imo. Perhaps it's better still to be increasingly direct: "The bartender is actually the next on my list after CF, then the washroom attendant (he has the best gum! and I have been eyeing his beef jerky...)", "That's not in the cards", etc, in a way that focuses on the outcome rather than her approach.
TOP DEFINITION
Hungry
-The male form of the word thirsty.
-When a guy is horny and is looking to score some tale.
-Guys eat pussy and girls drank cum. Hungry and thirsty.
Girls get thirsty af and guys get hungry af.
Some guy: "I'm hungry as fuck bruh, I'm about to munch on that pussy over there."
I don’t think SirLap was being overly harsh, if she always acts the way she does.
Plus I hate to think of how she would have handled the statements from these gentlemen:
“So when are the *hot* girls coming in?”
“Why are you leaving? Don’t just be all about the money. You would do better if you were nicer. You ho.”
-Reaches out with tip money then yanks it away on stage- “You need to *work* for it.”
If she can’t handle light ribbing, I’d hate to see how someone like that would act when faced with a real insult.
And on the customer's side I am the type that never settles for what I want and need. And no amount of hustling by a stripper that doesn't meet those expectations will ever change, so a lot of times I tend to be blunt with strippers out of respect for their time. Truly they don't need to waste it on me. If I want a stripper I for sure will be the one approaching. Some get it and some don't. This one should have given how much she knows me.
Exactly, if you’re a stripper and don’t act like that you’re doing it wrong :p
:)
i.e. I always assumed it came from the hiphop world and why the older folks may not be as familiar with it
I'm not going to lie I sometimes get mean and nasty, but I never argue back and forth. I just say or do something rude as I walk away. I don't even understand why someone would waste time and energy arguing at the strip club.
Drama majors feed off putting intentions to your words or, even, tone. Therefore, I don’t give them anything to work with and keep the nature of the convo that she asked and I said no.
Sir Lap, I completely get your “thirsty” response to her and it shouldn’t be offensive. I also get the strong temptation to basically call her on her bullshit without trying to be harsh. But I think it’s best to starve a crazy person of words and even apparent facial and body language reaction. So I don’t think the “thirsty” comment set her off. I think you could’ve said “it’s a nice day outside” and she would’ve reacted similarly. She was pissed that you wouldn’t acquiesce to her. She was going to unload no matter what.
“Why are you leaving? Don’t just be all about the money. You would do better if you were nicer. You ho.”
-Reaches out with tip money then yanks it away on stage- “You need to *work* for it.”
Jeez- I guess it must be because I have only been dancing like 10 months, but I am lucky to have never heard the first one. I don't really take guys seriously when they say something about my appearance though. There have been a few guys down here in Texas that have told me I look too bony/unhealthy/ you need to eat more. For reference I am 5'7 130 pounds which is nowhere near skinny. I guess some guys like them hella thick. But yeah guys are fucking delusional haha.
The other 2 I've heard. I actually do believe I'd make more if I was nicer and didn't have a shit attitude/ wasn't a sarcastic mean bitch. The 3rd I literally just grab their money- fuck em.