Calling Out a Thirsty* Stripper

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• Jascoi

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  6 years ago

  out here in socal we usually call it GPS. golden pussy syndrome.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  Sounds like your ATF has a pretty good thing going.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  @MisterWonderful I see GPS as a stripper that thinks she is so good she doesn't need to negotiate or anything and she has high rates. OTOH I see thirsty as a stripper that will come down on price and won't stop trying to make a buck off you no matter what. Thirsty = relentless and desperate stripper for business. GPS = stripper that thinks she deserves more than other strippers.
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  Lol she should probably take a break from the club for a couple of days, or maybe even longer. I understand being frustrated if things aren’t ideal, but that behavior is hurting more than helping her. A customer who is a one dancer only kind of person isn’t worth it. And luckily most of them are quick to tell you that. At most she should have said: “Oh, sounds great. It was nice meeting you, I’m Lacy (or whatever her name is) by the way.” Then shake hands/hug them and leave.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  @nicespice the thing is we both know each other well. I have known her almost as long as my ATF DS and she knows I don't get dances with anyone else but her. And LMAO I see her all the time hustling hard. She has always been that way. She's the type to suggest a tip for anything she does. And she knows this. LMAO to me compared to other strippers she is always thirsty. But also she, out of all the strippers that work at this club, should know I'm exclusive to my ATF DS. It's been that way for months. LOL she sees me decline other strippers all the time. It's obvious to anyone at the club that I'm not worth the hustle energy. I'm referred to as my ATF DS's regular by everyone. So for any stripper to approach me to get dances is truly thirsty.
• Musterd21

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  6 years ago

  It always pays to be nice. There may be a next time!
• Jascoi

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  6 years ago

  dang. a new tactic is forming.
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  I’ve definitely seen dancers hustle like that. But I assume you go to small neighborhood dives? She needs to find a high volume club with constantly rotating customers to pull that off.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  @nicespice agreed but she knows the deal in Portland too. It's neither of our "first rodeos" by any stretch of the imagination. 80% of Portland clubs are neighborhood dives. Besides it was noon on a SAT afternoon on a sunny day and I was the third customer in the club. It's a given that it was a slow time.
• ppwh

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  6 years ago

  I would go for something like "I cleaned out my piggy bank earlier and only have enough for CF tonight" rather than something that could be taken as criticism of the dancer who is hustling a bit too hard and not taking a hint. She might not be thirsty, but rather has developed a squeezing blood from a turnip type hustle where enough unlikely successes make it seem worth it to her. Besides, guys get tired of CFs all the time, so her relentless hustle would be a convenient excuse if you wanted to break the pattern.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  @ppwh I get what you are saying about choice of words but TBH I think the convo was to the point that whatever I said she would continue. She was basically trying to say she was better than my ATF DS anyway (which is insulting to the both of us) so if I were to be more PC with my words I felt it would have been more attempts to talk me into dances. She really wasn't taking any hints.
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  Lol, she dumb. I encourage trolling her any time she appears. Normally I don’t encourage that behavior but she deserves it. Maybe it’s just the power of your infamous massages ;)
• shadowcat

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  6 years ago

  I think I would have used the word "hungry" rather than thirsty.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  @nicespice LOL I have given her a few "freebie" back rubs in the past during times we were just saying hi to each other. And it was one of the reasons I was joking with her about being thirsty because we are on friendly terms for the most part. I think she was just checking to see if my status with my ATF DS was still the same. Later this week I will likely see both of them ITC and it will all be fine. TBH I think it hit too close to home with her and she knew she was being desperate with me so when I called her hustle out exactly as being thirsty she was just trying to save face because there was another customer and the bartender sort of in between our exchanges. LOL she was so shameless she didn't even come over to me and was trying to hustle from across the bar. Epic failure on her part.
• PaulDrake

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  6 years ago

  @nicespice - That is a nice way of handling "one dancer" customers. I personally think that dancers who are hardcore cut throat against each other are likely to be cut throat or hard to deal with in the business sense with me. Dancers that are just friendly get random tips from me and may get a tryout on a day my CF isn't there.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  @shadowcat so in your parts you have never heard the term 'thirsty' used to describe a desperately hustling stripper? I had a former ATF use it as slang several years ago and wasn't sure if it was common everywhere or not.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  @nicespice yes she also isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. We get high together sometimes and I think she pops pulls that make her stupid by the way she talks sometimes. She is often on something for sure. Also her hustle has been the same ever since I knew her. She doesn't change based on the type of customer she is dealing with.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  ^ pops pills
• Jascoi

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  6 years ago

  I haven't heard the word 'thirsty' here in socal butt it is a good description.
• TFP

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  6 years ago

  The term thirsty out here is an insult. Basically you called her desperate. That's why she took offense. Like the guys leaving comments under every single picture an Instagram model posts. Or trying to slide into said Instagram model's DMs......they're labeled as thirsty.
• ppwh

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  6 years ago

  > She was basically trying to say she was better than my ATF DS anyway (which is insulting to the both of us) so if I were to be more PC with my words I felt it would have been more attempts to talk me into dances I still don't think it's worth it to increase drama levels in a strip club. Better to stop responding to her than to call her out as thirsty, imo. Perhaps it's better still to be increasingly direct: "The bartender is actually the next on my list after CF, then the washroom attendant (he has the best gum! and I have been eyeing his beef jerky...)", "That's not in the cards", etc, in a way that focuses on the outcome rather than her approach.
• shadowcat

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  6 years ago

  Thirsty vs hungry: From Urbandictionary: TOP DEFINITION Hungry -The male form of the word thirsty. -When a guy is horny and is looking to score some tale. -Guys eat pussy and girls drank cum. Hungry and thirsty. Girls get thirsty af and guys get hungry af. Some guy: "I'm hungry as fuck bruh, I'm about to munch on that pussy over there."
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  @TFP that makes a lot of sense and yeah she's an Instagram stripper-escort too so she is down with the lingo more than me. I will choose better words next time, but LMAO she knew I was right because the club had just opened and everyone including her knows I don't stray from my ATF DS at this club.
• ppwh

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  6 years ago

  And then there is the unisex "hard up"
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  @PaulDrake As it should be :) I dislike cut throat behavior too. I don’t think SirLap was being overly harsh, if she always acts the way she does. Plus I hate to think of how she would have handled the statements from these gentlemen: “So when are the *hot* girls coming in?” “Why are you leaving? Don’t just be all about the money. You would do better if you were nicer. You ho.” -Reaches out with tip money then yanks it away on stage- “You need to *work* for it.” If she can’t handle light ribbing, I’d hate to see how someone like that would act when faced with a real insult.
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  But then again, getting customers is easy for me, so I’m not desperate enough to argue with morons to prove my worth ;)
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  ^ killing me here
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  @nicespice in all seriousness yeah I think a stripper's looks does play into the way she hustles. This is a generalization only but the hotter ones tend not to be as aggressive about hustling. And on the customer's side I am the type that never settles for what I want and need. And no amount of hustling by a stripper that doesn't meet those expectations will ever change, so a lot of times I tend to be blunt with strippers out of respect for their time. Truly they don't need to waste it on me. If I want a stripper I for sure will be the one approaching. Some get it and some don't. This one should have given how much she knows me.
• April9424

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  6 years ago

  Last I checked, acting thirsty is part of the job description
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  @zoey101 that is exactly why I didn't think it was a big deal to say and put it out as a joke.
• April9424

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  6 years ago

  ^even if you’d actually insulted her, she should be better at ignoring it if her style is to be pushy and not take no for an answer
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  I was jerkin off to this thread
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  This turns me on
• April9424

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  6 years ago

  “Super horny and desperate for sex” Exactly, if you’re a stripper and don’t act like that you’re doing it wrong :p
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  Down here in Miami we call thirsty dancers "financially dehydrated" :)
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  When I grew up in the 80s I don't recall the word thirsty being used but it could have been - I always assumed it sorta became popular in the 90s/2000s as hip-hop became more and more mainstream/popular - i.e. I always assumed it came from the hiphop world and why the older folks may not be as familiar with it
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  It's not just the older folks. I'm not familiar with it either.
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  LOL
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  It sounds to me like this girl must be dumb. If there is really nobody in there to hustle- I wouldn't approach an obvious lost cause. She had no business getting wordy in this situation either. If she isn't plain dumb, then yeah, she needs a mental health break (a few days off at least)... I'm not going to lie I sometimes get mean and nasty, but I never argue back and forth. I just say or do something rude as I walk away. I don't even understand why someone would waste time and energy arguing at the strip club.
• Huntsman

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  6 years ago

  As much as possible when dealing with a pest who may turn dramatic, I say as little as possible. In fact, after saying “no thank you” , I literally don’t say anything else. If she still won’t go away or tries to inject drama, I calmly say “I said no”. And I only do that if her drama is drawing the attention of others. Drama majors feed off putting intentions to your words or, even, tone. Therefore, I don’t give them anything to work with and keep the nature of the convo that she asked and I said no. Sir Lap, I completely get your “thirsty” response to her and it shouldn’t be offensive. I also get the strong temptation to basically call her on her bullshit without trying to be harsh. But I think it’s best to starve a crazy person of words and even apparent facial and body language reaction. So I don’t think the “thirsty” comment set her off. I think you could’ve said “it’s a nice day outside” and she would’ve reacted similarly. She was pissed that you wouldn’t acquiesce to her. She was going to unload no matter what.
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  “So when are the *hot* girls coming in?” “Why are you leaving? Don’t just be all about the money. You would do better if you were nicer. You ho.” -Reaches out with tip money then yanks it away on stage- “You need to *work* for it.” Jeez- I guess it must be because I have only been dancing like 10 months, but I am lucky to have never heard the first one. I don't really take guys seriously when they say something about my appearance though. There have been a few guys down here in Texas that have told me I look too bony/unhealthy/ you need to eat more. For reference I am 5'7 130 pounds which is nowhere near skinny. I guess some guys like them hella thick. But yeah guys are fucking delusional haha. The other 2 I've heard. I actually do believe I'd make more if I was nicer and didn't have a shit attitude/ wasn't a sarcastic mean bitch. The 3rd I literally just grab their money- fuck em.