Are table dances still a thing?
UberGoober
California
I used to visit strip clubs, mostly in the LA area, fairly frequently. They typically featured two kinds of "dances" - the table dance and the lap dance. At some places, a table dance was actually on a table, but at most places it was some kind of booth. The lap dance of course was physical contact, but the dancers had to be clothed. The table dances tended to be full on gynecological training.
I haven't been to many strip clubs over the last decade, but when I did- it seems that the table dance has gone away and only lap dances were going on. At least at the places I went.
I'm probably strange this way- but I never cared for lap dances. The grinding and plastic boobs bouncing in my face never interested me that much. But I always did like the table dance, with close up fully nude beautiful women. Some girls made these table dances extra erotic as well.
Do table dances still exist? Did California laws change? I live in the Bay Area now, and also frequent Vegas and Los Angeles. Any recommendations where I can see highly erotic fully nude close-up vaginal yoga without basically paying for a prostitute?
I haven't been to many strip clubs over the last decade, but when I did- it seems that the table dance has gone away and only lap dances were going on. At least at the places I went.
I'm probably strange this way- but I never cared for lap dances. The grinding and plastic boobs bouncing in my face never interested me that much. But I always did like the table dance, with close up fully nude beautiful women. Some girls made these table dances extra erotic as well.
Do table dances still exist? Did California laws change? I live in the Bay Area now, and also frequent Vegas and Los Angeles. Any recommendations where I can see highly erotic fully nude close-up vaginal yoga without basically paying for a prostitute?
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Actually a very good way to talk to the girl.
SJG
Given above - a request for "hands-off" Table dance show may startle the dancer at first - but I'd be surprised if dancer does not honor that request. In her mind, dancer will be thinking "Hmm ... he's one of those Gentlemen kinds that I thought was urban legend".
In fact - for the most beautiful and stunning dancers I specifically ask that the first dance be an air dance and with each dance a piece of clothing come off. Perplexed at first - the dancers don't mind - and in fact like the choreography.
I just like to take my time eating desert !
Only been an issue with cubanas who don't speak english or dancer who is very drunk (and yet beautiful).
Front room makeout session. Then when it is time for your own pants to come down, you invite her to the back room.
Then take her home with you and keep on seeing her regularly.
SJG
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Here in South Florida (SoFlo) there are $10 table-dances and $25 lap-dances - the table-dances are aka floor-dance and usually at your seat in the main-room (at your table; barside, etc, i.e. in the main-room seating area) - lap-dances are usually in a separate room out of view of the main-room but it's open within the lap-dance room - "technically" speaking the SoFlo table/floor-dances are full-nude but no-touching (some clubs enforce this some not as much) -the lap-dances are topless (girl must have on her g-string) and are two-way contact - in most places the girls don't like doing the table/floor dances b/c it's less $$$, and the custies don't usually like them b/c it's usually less-mileage (more look than touch) - thus the table-dances are not as popular at most clubs where there is a lap-dance option but you can still get them if you ask but most-likely it'll be less-mileage/contact that a lap-dance in part b/c it's out in the open and in part b/c why would the dancer give the same amount of mileage/contact for the lower-priced floor-dance.
IDK the LA/SF/Vegas scene personally so IDK which clubs may have *good* table-dances.
LA lap dances are usually $20 for topless usually in a separate area right off the showroom.
i’ve never been to a san francisco area club so idk.
For a couple years after that, I always thought a table dance would have to take place on an actual table, but everywhere else a table dance meant a lap dance at your chair on the main floor.
But usually such places will not have a stage. I know this is also common in other parts of the country, table dancing, dancing right at your table, right in front of you as you sit, when they have no stage and are not officially recognized as a strip club.
Welcome to TUSCL. As far as all the trolls, one just learns to live with it.
SJG
Table dances, lap sitting, front room makeout sessions. Only invite her to the back room when it is time for your own pants to come down.
SJG
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Out here in Portland there are only private dances. But that said, at tables and the bar I have had strippers give the equivalent if not better version of a table dance - for free and as a prelude to future private dances.
They have no stage.
They don't want dancers climbing on guys or sitting on laps. Not allowed to go that far.
One girl was dancing on the bar, but they stopped her.
But it can get to be very in your face.
We have this because the advertised clubs are so strict. It is easy to set up, no special furniture. Talent agent just shows up with the girls.
Best when it is flexible, usually $1 at a time, and with a party tape with no gaps between songs. Girls usually make more money than they do at the "wanna dance" type places. They just do, they never ask permission.
So you just keep feeding her money, really sometimes just to be nice. Best not to hold out for favorite girls. Just take them as they come, better for the spirit of the venue.
In those venues most of the girls are outlaws, always trying to line up OTC.
More kissing in these places than in the advertised clubs. I would usually start them out with open tongue kissing. Girls do it, seemingly cause they most want to line up OTC, sometimes immediately.
SJG
Largely Puerto Rican, Hispanic, Black, I had read. Widely written about.
SJG