Traveling on business tonight. No good strip clubs close to where I am staying, but I am staying near a Tilted Kilt. They have all but disappeared in the Atlanta area, so I figured I would try that for dinner. I did not make it there until about 9. The place was dead. My waitress was a solid 9 on a strip club scale. Got to chatting with her and she mentioned she was not making any money at this job. She told me she would take home less than $50 that night. I asked her how much money would it take to turn tonight into a great night. She kind of laughed and said $200 would make it a great night.
Later on she came by my table, pulled out a chair and sat down. She threw one leg over mine so her knee was over my thigh and her leg was in my crotch. A regular stripper move! She asked if I was doing anything later and if I was serious about making it a great night! She told me to stick around as her shift was over in about 45 minutes. After a while some big dude came in and latched onto her. She came over and said her boyfriend has showed up unexpectedly and we had to cancel.
Right now my balls are turning all shades of blue...
Anybody get such strong indications of takeout at a Tilted Kilt or other Breastaurant? I seriously would have thought the price would be much higher. This girl seemed to genuinely be hurting for money.

