She Really Loves Me

8/20/2017 7:32:33 PM

A stripper who quit dancing several years ago is still my friend on Facebook. Today was her birthday, and I posted "Happy birthday!" on her page. She responded with a heart. She loves me! She really loves me!

13 comments

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ppwh

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7 years ago

You lucky dog!

larryfisherman

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7 years ago

Awwwww :)

ATACdawg

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7 years ago

Wow! A new low bar of PL self delusion!!!

;-)

Bj99

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7 years ago

Hearts are the real deal :)

Subraman

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7 years ago

Unwritten rule: no putting a heart unless you mean it. Congrats jack, you ol' scaliwag

lopaw

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7 years ago

When's the wedding?
Is TUSCL invited?

Mainster

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7 years ago

I'm kinda curious about where you two are registered.... I'm guessing CVS.

sharkhunter

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7 years ago

Facebook love only takes a click or two. Lucky dog.

MrDeuce

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7 years ago

Congrats, man! If I had $1000 for every heart or kissy-face a stripper has texted me, I'd be a millionaire.

+1 for Mainster's remark -- now *that* is my kind of humor!

Htxx

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7 years ago

Looks like our favorite strippers share a birthday, and are big tutted blondes. Except mine I know is still dancing and isn't on Facebook! We're both so lucky to be in love! Lol

best101

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7 years ago

Reply to her post with a heart!

gawker

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7 years ago

Did you get a "heart on"?

flagooner

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7 years ago

Did you return a dick pic? That really says love.