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She Really Loves Me

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
A stripper who quit dancing several years ago is still my friend on Facebook. Today was her birthday, and I posted "Happy birthday!" on her page. She responded with a heart. She loves me! She really loves me!

13 comments

  • ppwh
    7 years ago
    You lucky dog!
  • larryfisherman
    7 years ago
    Awwwww :)
  • ATACdawg
    7 years ago
    Wow! A new low bar of PL self delusion!!!

    ;-)
  • Bj99
    7 years ago
    Hearts are the real deal :)
  • Subraman
    7 years ago
    Unwritten rule: no putting a heart unless you mean it. Congrats jack, you ol' scaliwag
  • lopaw
    7 years ago
    When's the wedding?
    Is TUSCL invited?
  • Mainster
    7 years ago
    I'm kinda curious about where you two are registered.... I'm guessing CVS.
  • sharkhunter
    7 years ago
    Facebook love only takes a click or two. Lucky dog.
  • MrDeuce
    7 years ago
    Congrats, man! If I had $1000 for every heart or kissy-face a stripper has texted me, I'd be a millionaire.

    +1 for Mainster's remark -- now *that* is my kind of humor!
  • Htxx
    7 years ago
    Looks like our favorite strippers share a birthday, and are big tutted blondes. Except mine I know is still dancing and isn't on Facebook! We're both so lucky to be in love! Lol
  • best101
    7 years ago
    Reply to her post with a heart!
  • gawker
    7 years ago
    Did you get a "heart on"?
  • flagooner
    7 years ago
    Did you return a dick pic? That really says love.
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