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She Really Loves Me

Aug 20, 2017, 7:32 PM
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jackslash
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A stripper who quit dancing several years ago is still my friend on Facebook. Today was her birthday, and I posted "Happy birthday!" on her page. She responded with a heart. She loves me! She really loves me!

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ppwh

You lucky dog!

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larryfisherman

Awwwww :)

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ATACdawg

Wow! A new low bar of PL self delusion!!!

;-)

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Bj99

Hearts are the real deal :)

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Subraman

Unwritten rule: no putting a heart unless you mean it. Congrats jack, you ol' scaliwag

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lopaw

When's the wedding? Is TUSCL invited?

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Mainster

I'm kinda curious about where you two are registered.... I'm guessing CVS.

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sharkhunter

Facebook love only takes a click or two. Lucky dog.

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MrDeuce

Congrats, man! If I had $1000 for every heart or kissy-face a stripper has texted me, I'd be a millionaire.

+1 for Mainster's remark -- now that is my kind of humor!

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Htxx

Looks like our favorite strippers share a birthday, and are big tutted blondes. Except mine I know is still dancing and isn't on Facebook! We're both so lucky to be in love! Lol

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best101

Reply to her post with a heart!

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gawker

Did you get a "heart on"?

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flagooner

Did you return a dick pic? That really says love.

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