TUSCL news letter

Newsletter? Wasn't aware.

Wasn't aware either

It's terrifying.

Founder was right. I love it. Especially the entry cover coupons, extras providers directory, and the makin it rain weather report. But last week's scratch n sniff pullout section was the best thing ever! If only I could just wash the smell off my hands...

I enjoy the buy one get the second one half off coupons for a LDK.

The editorial is kind of a wind bag. I'm getting tired of reading about Southern California politics. And I really don't care to join any more organizations.

All the business section reports on is some stock named Rick Dugan and how gay it is, whatever the hell that means.

And I really don't care for the sports section.
What do I care that Founder's kid hit a home run in the Topeka all star game? I mean, who gives a fuck?

Emily is doing a good job though showing her tits in the centerfold section. Top notch.

I like reading the personals section of the classified ads.

I like reading the telephone book.

Do they announce who wins biggest (insert derogatory expletive here) contests?

I've been enjoying the newsletter for 10 years. I especially like the "Dear Founder" advice column, where he explains to PLs how they can date a stripper.

The ugliest stripper is a great feature, I also like tales from the pole.

Is this an inside joke?

If it wasn't for the January 2012 ebony dancer in-depth special report I would have never known what I was missing

Letter to the editor is the best with founder

I also enjoy the centerfold of the month

The in depth member interviews are always excellent

I for one was glad when Founder no longer published San Jose Guy's column.

Juice - I wouldn't let him interview my member.

LMFAO

Founder had to do it papi. The email became too heavy to lift when he tried including SJG's article ;-)

There's a newsletter? Maybe I should update my email.

LMFAO the Sunday funnies are the best

The For Sale section is good too. Lots of good stuff in there at a decent price point.

But, what would anyone do with sticky curtains, stained couches and crunchy carpeting?