You look like you have too much money
goldmongerATL
The Square Above Charlie Weaver
I got some of the weirdest stripper shit tonight. Saw a decent young (about 21-22) dancer just standing near the waitress stand. I give her a 7. We made eye contact a couple of times but she did not come over to my table (she was like 15 feet away). I got up to tip on stage and stopped to ask her if she was dancing or just hanging out. Sigh. "Yeah". Mentally shook my head and had a seat. A few minutes later I tipped again and asked her to dance for me.
"You look like you have too much money." So I'm thinking the punchline is about me giving some to her. But she continues, "$10 means nothing to you. I want to dance for a guy where that $10 means a lot to him so I know he really had to be careful with his money and he chose me." Mentally screamed WTF and sat back down. I was there almost an hour and a half and she NEVER approached a guy about a dance and refused one other guy. She never moved from her spot at the waitress station.
What kind of fucked up twisted Cinderella complex did I just experience?
"You look like you have too much money." So I'm thinking the punchline is about me giving some to her. But she continues, "$10 means nothing to you. I want to dance for a guy where that $10 means a lot to him so I know he really had to be careful with his money and he chose me." Mentally screamed WTF and sat back down. I was there almost an hour and a half and she NEVER approached a guy about a dance and refused one other guy. She never moved from her spot at the waitress station.
What kind of fucked up twisted Cinderella complex did I just experience?
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Better to put your efforts and money into the stock market, and invest for the future wealth so you can purchase stripper grade hotties anytime you want. 24-7 political affairs in my organization there will be no stripper shit. Just shut the duck up and suck my dick. Only those with 100% commitment will be able to join, and I will give myself $1 annual salary. Dances will be tax deductible.
Brand new girl who wasn't sure she's ready for lap dances yet, and decided to start with stage tips only? Was having some type of health problem or emotional crisis and couldn't deal? Those are the only explanations I can think of that make any sense
Had a girl one time who wouldn't do a lap dance because it wasn't late enough in the day. I was the only guy in the club at about 9:00, in a club that doesn't see much action until 11 or 12. There were 5 or 6 girls on shift, but she was the one I was immediately attracted to.
She told me she doesn't do single lap dances until 3 AM, and I was like "So you're telling me that you don't want my money until 3 AM?" Shrugged my shoulders and gave it to someone else. Who turned out to be *much* nicer.
PL - "You look like you're a slut, so let's combine those to things for a fun evening!"
Or she may not be that hard-up for $$$ and thus only focuses on a specific type of custy w/e it may be.
convoluted excuse. She did do one stage set and made about ten bucks. So technically she did move from that spot.
So what does she do until 3 am?
I assume she could better gauge the club as a dancer and see what type of PLs approached her and what kinda reaction she got on-stage - she could also be an out of town traveling-dancer and didn't have anyone to go with her and may have felt awkward going alone as a custy (if they even allow lone female custies)
Tell you got that way by following txtittyfan's advice to short treasuries.
Tip on looking poor - I actually saw a guy do this - Pick up a mostly empty beer that somebody left behind and make it your beer prop all night.
Another tip on looking poor - crumple your bills individually in your pocket. That'll impress her.
You said "tonight", so I'm guessing this was Tuesday night shift. Sounds like I need to make a night shift visit soon.