I found a unicorn!!!!
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I went to the club tonight expecting to see two former favorites that were on the schedule. Neither of them were there. Crap.
However, there was a dancer there that I had not seen before. She was a very cute natural blonde (8.5 to 9.0 on the ATAC scale). Smallish (large A to small B) but very nicely shaped, firm breasts, a flat tummy and ass and legs to die for. Also, when I smiled my appreciation she gave me a big smile in return.
I tipped pretty generously after her first stage set. She returned to the guys she had been sitting with. Meanwhile, I ate the dinner I had ordered. On her next stage set, her erstwhile companions had just left. She gave me a pretty special show, spending almost half her time in front of me. I again tipped her well, and she asked if I'd like to have her company. "Absolutely," I said.
A few minutes later she's back and in a little girl voice asks me what I've been doing. We chat for a few minutes, and I think it's going nowhere. I asked how long she had been dancing there an she said about a year and a half, but only a couple nights a week because she's going to school during the day. "So, what are you taking?" She gets a slightly pained expression and asks if I mean what is she taking now, or what is her major. "Your major." I admit at this point I was thinking nursing or cosmetology. She cringes as though she's afraid her answer will turn me off. "Mathematics and cryptology. I'm about one semester from graduating."
" Wow! Cool!" is my blown away reply.
The little girl voice is instantly gone, replaced by that of a confident young woman. I tell her that I am a retired marine engineer, and that my daughter and her husband are both marine engineers as well.
"Wow. Somebody who actually gets me," she says. "I bet you haven't met many Math majors who make a lot of their tuition by taking off their clothes." I allowed that she was the very first .
We talked a bit about math and engineering, and how people who are born for it know by the time they're ten. She loves Jimmy Buffett! She loves rum, especially in pina coladas and mojitos.
Finally, it was almost time for me to leave. Can we do a couple of LDs? I ask. Sure thing.
Back in the lap dance room, she waits for the next song to start, loses her top immediately, plants my face right between her boobs and proceeds to give me two dances that are easily in the top five percent ever.
Definitely a great young woman. The guy that can appreciate that she offers the whole package: beauty, smarts, and sensuality, will be one lucky dude. Would that I was 25 again!
However, there was a dancer there that I had not seen before. She was a very cute natural blonde (8.5 to 9.0 on the ATAC scale). Smallish (large A to small B) but very nicely shaped, firm breasts, a flat tummy and ass and legs to die for. Also, when I smiled my appreciation she gave me a big smile in return.
I tipped pretty generously after her first stage set. She returned to the guys she had been sitting with. Meanwhile, I ate the dinner I had ordered. On her next stage set, her erstwhile companions had just left. She gave me a pretty special show, spending almost half her time in front of me. I again tipped her well, and she asked if I'd like to have her company. "Absolutely," I said.
A few minutes later she's back and in a little girl voice asks me what I've been doing. We chat for a few minutes, and I think it's going nowhere. I asked how long she had been dancing there an she said about a year and a half, but only a couple nights a week because she's going to school during the day. "So, what are you taking?" She gets a slightly pained expression and asks if I mean what is she taking now, or what is her major. "Your major." I admit at this point I was thinking nursing or cosmetology. She cringes as though she's afraid her answer will turn me off. "Mathematics and cryptology. I'm about one semester from graduating."
" Wow! Cool!" is my blown away reply.
The little girl voice is instantly gone, replaced by that of a confident young woman. I tell her that I am a retired marine engineer, and that my daughter and her husband are both marine engineers as well.
"Wow. Somebody who actually gets me," she says. "I bet you haven't met many Math majors who make a lot of their tuition by taking off their clothes." I allowed that she was the very first .
We talked a bit about math and engineering, and how people who are born for it know by the time they're ten. She loves Jimmy Buffett! She loves rum, especially in pina coladas and mojitos.
Finally, it was almost time for me to leave. Can we do a couple of LDs? I ask. Sure thing.
Back in the lap dance room, she waits for the next song to start, loses her top immediately, plants my face right between her boobs and proceeds to give me two dances that are easily in the top five percent ever.
Definitely a great young woman. The guy that can appreciate that she offers the whole package: beauty, smarts, and sensuality, will be one lucky dude. Would that I was 25 again!
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Q. What do you call a one-sided nudie bar?
A. A Mobius strip club.
Q. Why should you never mention the number 288 to a stripper?
A. It's too gross.
Q. Why didn't the stripper like analytic geometry?
A. It was too graphic.
Q. Why can't mathematicians kiss?
A. Because they don't believe in two divided by nothing.
Q. Why are strippers like the square root of 2?
A. Because they are completely irrational.
Q. Why is a stripper like a math book?
A. They both have a lot of problems.
Yes, a unicorn indeed! An actual student who dances! Perhaps she's even not a flake?
jackslash: "This girl sounds like the square root of -100: A perfect 10 but purely imaginary." -- Brilliant!
A: Because it's 90 degrees there.
A. It's too gross.
I got to this one and had to stop for a second before it hit me you were doing math jokes. That was funny.
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Congrats on finding a unicorn. I occasionally look outside my back window before going outside first on occasion because my sighting was only a few miles from my house. I looked up cyrptology and noticed it was about legendary creatures. Abovetopsecret has a section on it where people have posted stories of sightings.