I'm freaking out right now

larryfisherman
California
I just came back from Detroit, I had to pick up a few things. As some of you may know I'm from Detroit, but I never tried out the Detroit clubs....until now. Detroit clubs are different than anything I've experienced, all the clubs are pretty much brothels, which is fine, but I don't like fucking in a club Are there any non extras clubs in Detroit? Everytime I would get a dance, the girl would talk about making me happy in VIP, kind of a turn off to me, so I just stuck to getting dances until the last night in Detroit.

This past Tuesday night a buddy me and a buddy rolled into a Detroit club (to be unnamed at this time). It was a pretty slow night, maybe 10 dancers, and maybe 15-20 customers. As my routine goes I made it rain on the dancers (only 50 bucks this time lol) I really liked (only 2 of them). One of the dancers that got my rain sat down by us after her stageset. It was a slow night, so we proceeded to drink and drink. Eventually she asked me for a dance. Details are a little fuzzy now because I was tipsy at this point. I said sure. She suggested VIP. I told her straight up I didn't want to fuck, I just wanted dances. She said we can just do dances in VIP. I asked her about price, she said to pay her whatever I wanted to pay after the "dances". She took my hand and led me to VIP.

First dance was pretty hot. Our hands all over each other. I was fingering the shit out of her. She eventually reaches in my pants and starts stroking me. She then pulls my pants down to my ankles and starts sucking my dick. I told this bitch I didn't want to fuck, but I guess I didn't say suck haha. After 5 or so minutes she stands up still holding my dick and in one motion gets on top of me. I am sober enough to ask, "do you have a condom"? She says something like, "don't worry about that". My conscience is telling me, don't do it, don't do it. My dick is telling me, it's feels so good. My dick won. She is riding me a pro, eventually she switches to reverse cowgirl, after that dick still in pussy all in one motion we switch to doggy. I'm pounding the shit out of her, she is backing her ass up on me. Holy shit I don't know how much longer I can take. She then says, "I wanna feel all your cum in me". That was the breaking point. With all my might (I was so close to cumming in her) I pull out and blow a load all over her back and ass. I then fall to the floor. I haven't had a orgasm like that in a long time.

After we recoup I give her $200, she gives me $100 back and says something like, "I had just as much fun as you". Without me asking she says "just so you know I don't do this with everyone, when I do this the guy is always wrapped up". I ask her how come no condom with me. She says, "I don't know, maybe it was the tequila". We share a laugh. We exchange numbers and we go our separate ways.

On the flight home all I could think about this girl probably fucks a lot of customers in VIP uncovered. It can't just be me. I was beating myself inside for fucking her raw. I was praying I don't get any diseases.

Questions for you TUSCL vets:
Should I believe her when she says she doesn't fuck customers in VIP uncovered?
Should I go get checked?
How often does unprotected sex happen in the strip club?
Am I an idiot for fucking her raw?

The last day or so I haven't been feeling good, all I can think about is I pray to God I don't have any diseases.

65 comments

  • chessmaster
    9 years ago
    Go to an aids clinic asap.
  • twentyfive
    9 years ago
    You never read the disclaimer at the bottom of the page where it says every thing written here should be considered a work of fiction ?
  • chessmaster
    9 years ago
    I hope for larryfisherman this is fiction.
  • larryfisherman
    9 years ago
    I'm being serious here, no sarcasm please.
  • chessmaster
    9 years ago
    Fucking a ho bareback is one thing. Fucking a Detroit ho bareback is something else.
  • gammanu95
    9 years ago
    No, dont believe her. If she fucked you raw, she fucks everyone raw.
    You wouldn't get symptoms this quick, so that's in your head. Get checked ASAP, again in 30 days, and again in 60-90 days.
    Yes, you were a drunken idiot for fucking her raw, but it can happen to any of us. Papi, me, anybody.
  • twentyfive
    9 years ago
    See an infectious disease specialist.
  • larryfisherman
    9 years ago
    Before I enter another strip club I need to study this site from head to toes.

    Is it all possible that she fucks guys covered in VIP, but this time she was just tipsy as fuck like me and didn't think?
  • Papi_Chulo
    9 years ago
    “… Should I believe her when she says she doesn't fuck customers in VIP uncovered …”

    Do you believe a car salesman when he tells you he’s looking out for you?


    “… Should I go get checked …”

    Yes – doesn’t mean you def got something – but it’s the prudent thing to do.


    “…How often does unprotected sex happen in the strip club …”

    Not the norm – but yes it happens *more* than once in a blue moon.


    “… Am I an idiot for fucking her raw …”

    You’re a guy so yes :)
  • Papi_Chulo
    9 years ago
    Many of us on-here have “slipped” – not saying this just b/c I’ve done-it – it just happens – sex is a natural thing for us to do as humans.

    It’s natural to be freaked-out – most of us that have slipped also felt this way and thought “we were having symptoms” if we just happened to sneeze.

    The risk is of course is not zero but also not 100% either:

    1) the chick needs to have something and that is not a given just b/c she’s a stripper

    2) even if she has something – the rate/ease of transmission is actually low so does not mean “you’ll absolutely get something” “assuming” she had something

    3) w/ today’s meds most people can live normal lives even with STDs – I’m def not downplaying STDs – but it’s not an automatic death sentence like it used to be – but you being 25 y/o of course you’d be much more worried about STDs than those of us that are older, have lived more than half our lives; and not planning on marrying/remarrying
  • Dancer_
    9 years ago
    I have a hard time believing that she gave you 100$ back. :o But everything is possible in this life so whatever.

    Go for HIV-prevention asap.

    And yes, you are an idiot.
  • Dancer_
    9 years ago
    But at least, you are not a hopeless crackhead with a bunch of STD's like her. ;)
  • larryfisherman
    9 years ago
    I'm just fucking with you guys haha. I was trying to compete with JohnSmith69's Penthouse letters lol. I would like to think even if I'm not that stupid to fuck a Detroit stripper raw in the club, I did a little research.

    I was indeed in Detroit these past few days. I wanted to check Nina out at her club, but she never responded to my PM. Oh well, I found other Detroit girls to make it rain on. Any of the Detroit TUSCLers ever met Nina? Is she real?
  • Papi_Chulo
    9 years ago
    Dude – don’t fucking cry-wolf and make-us write shit to make you feel better and put you at ease and thus waste our fucking-time – makes you come across as a troll – don’t do douche moves like that – there is enough bullshit on the board already.
  • larryfisherman
    9 years ago
    Chill the fuck out Papi_Chulo, it's not that serious.

    @dancer95- YA khochu k poshel na khuy :)
  • chessmaster
    9 years ago
    "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction."
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    Nice one larry. That would have been a good april fools
  • larryfisherman
    9 years ago
    Lol
  • JamesSD
    9 years ago
    Go to an STD clinic. Just say you got drunk and fucked someone you don't know without a condom.
  • twentyfive
    9 years ago
    Hey fairy fish face I knew from the get go you were a fucking troll it was obvious, fisherman troll baits to catch fish, you don't have the ability that the good trolls like just the nuts a/k/a Juice or dick the lion you are captain fucking obvious. You are just another retard the only rain you ever made was when you wet the bed. Adios motherfucker !
  • larryfisherman
    9 years ago
    ^^^another old geezer that has no sense of humor
  • chessmaster
    9 years ago
    Idk. Better troll than reconwhatever or anon.
  • chessmaster
    9 years ago
    Lol
  • Phoenix133
    9 years ago
    Most likely she does everyone raw or at least more people than just you. I would get checked out asap and then get a second check up after some more time passes just to be safe. Its an extremely slim chance that she only made the exception of not using a condom with you.
  • twentyfive
    9 years ago
    this old geezer has a better sense of humor than you fishy you just aren't funny.
  • Papi_Chulo
    9 years ago
    larry – anyone is certainly entitled to post as they’d like – you, me, anyone – but you seem to want to use the board to amuse yourself at the expense of others – one thing would be to say “yeah I fucked this chick and it was awesome … I can’t believe it … bla bla bla” – and then say you were kidding-around – that is different that crying-wolf about being all-worried about a serious health-related subject such as STDs and then think that is funny.

    Yes – many of us on this board *are* older – but being young does not mean a license to do whatever the fuck pleases you and you find amusing – being young often means one thinks the world revolves just around them and the reality is one’s actions affect other people and as one matures one becomes aware of that – not only was your “prank” in poor-taste; but you double-down when it’s pointed-out to you instead of taking others’ view-point into consideration (i.e. being genuinely concerned).

    If you think what you did is A-ok. you are certainly entitle to that opinion and we’ll just have to agree to disagree and leave it at that – I def don’t have any ill-will against you or anyone else on this board for that matter – just giving you some food for thought rather than trying to smack you over the head.
  • larryfisherman
    9 years ago
    The old geezers twentyfive and Papi_Chulo are crying like babies, I'm willing to bet they're both over 60.

  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    I thought this was kinda funny, especially since he admitted pretty quickly that it was a joke. And frankly this story was a hell of a lot more interesting than stories about aimlessly throwing hundreds of dollars at naked women on a stage. But I probably would've been pissed if like Papi I had wasted time trying to help him out with a fake problem.

    Larry, I assume that this is your style but next time you might want to become better known before you post any more fake stories. Of course that assumes that you aren't a troll who is making up everything.
  • twentyfive
    9 years ago
    Please John don't tell us you are sticking up for an idiot who expects us to believe that asking an internet board for medical advice is funny, how about in his next incarnation he posts that he's in jail and needs legal advice, instead of using his allotted phone call to actually call a lawyer. Its not funny at all just stupid !
  • larryfisherman
    9 years ago
    Exactly Johnsmith69, I said it was a joke pretty early on, I didn't let it drag on. Is it my fault dumb (twentyfive) and dumber (Papi_Chulo) apparently invested a "lot of their time" in their answers to try to make me feel better? I look all the discussion threads, and at least half of them are joking threads, why am I not allowed to have a joking thread?
  • twentyfive
    9 years ago
    PS to fishy why would you think I'm crying check out my first reply to your thread next time use, captain obvious for your handle.
  • Papi_Chulo
    9 years ago
    Obviously you are an immature, coddled, entitled, little prick, that throws thousands into the air to get sex-workers just to talk to you and keep you company.

    I tried extending you an olive-branch saying it’s all-cool if we just didn’t see eye to eye and we could leave it at that – but as a coddled little-prick you keeping getting defensive and being offensive w/ the name-calling b/c your entitled little-brain cannot handle any criticism like many of the young coddled little bitches these days.

    Entitled little pricks like you eventually learn the hard-way not to be self-absorbed pricks – at least you were smart enough to come on this board with your nonsense else you’re shedding crocodile tears at stripper’s hustles would have gotten you burned by many of the strippers out there.
  • flagooner
    9 years ago
    @JS69. I don't feel so bad about doubting his original story any more. Wait, what am I saying? I never felt bad about doubting it.
  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    i don't have the time or inclination to address this any more, and Im not the judge of anything, obviously. So this is the last thing that I'll say about it.

    Initially I thought this was kinda funny and would be ok if it was done by somebody with innocent motives and by somebody who has some history and credibility on tuscl. Particularly given the early admission of a joke. However, Larry sounds more trollish with every post and the personal attacks upon 25 and Papi are unwarranted.

    Larry, if you really want to participate here in a non trollish way then in my opinion you should get to know folks better before trying to be so creative with your humor. Yes we have tons of garbage and crap posted. But most of us hate much of that crap and have the posters of it on ignore so we don't have to wade through all of. You can decide for yourself whether or not that's the group that you want to identify with or not. I hope you choose not to.
  • larryfisherman
    9 years ago
    Every comedian in the world has a joke about STD's in their arsenal. Don't act like STD's is off limit to joke about. Just admit it Papi you have no sense of humor.

    Here's a better question, how many of you were offended by this thread?
  • flagooner
    9 years ago
    Offended, no. Not until you went off on Papi and 25.

    I just don't believe much of anything you write. But I'm guessing you really don't care.
  • gammanu95
    9 years ago
    Larry, there was no joke. None of it was funny. Maybe on April Fool's Day when you've been on the board for a while, but now you just seem like a douche. Name-calling and insulting longtime posters like twentyfive and papi chulo is a dick move, and how boards like this get ruined. I thought it sounded false, but decided to give you some help. Fuck off.
  • Papi_Chulo
    9 years ago
    “… Just admit it Papi you have no sense of humor …”

    “how do you know – I got a hell of a sense of humor”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEIEoyVB…
  • Papi_Chulo
    9 years ago
    larry – it’s all good.

    We all have different tastes in what we think is funny.

    For example – some people see another person fall and even if the person seems like they got hurt some people will still think it’s funny and laugh their ass-off where I would not and would be concerned about the person’s well-being.

    Another example I’ve seen is when one dude gets lit-up/beat-down in a fight and some people will laugh their ass-off at the person that got beat-down and think it’s funny and laugh what I think it’s at the expense of the other person where I and most sane people would not think that’s funny.


    Not saying that your joke was along these lines – just giving some examples of certain things some will find funny and other not at all.

    I don’t agree w/ everyone and I don’t expect for everyone to agree w/ me – but name-calling makes-it personal and beyond where it needs to go when mature adults should just agree to disagree w/o making it personal and negative.
  • larryfisherman
    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo and twentyfive dished it at me first, so I dished it right back.

    You're right flagooner, I don't care, I don't know you.
  • larryfisherman
    9 years ago
    I thought it was a pretty enertaining story, but obviously some of you are offended at me joking about having bareback sex with a stripper. Whatever, you can't please everyone.
  • gammanu95
    9 years ago
    All right folks, feeding time for the troll is over.
  • MrDeuce
    9 years ago
    Larry the Fishy Man: Your pathetic, humorless post competes with JohnSmith69's Penthouse letters the way "Macarena" competes with "Stairway to Heaven". Furthermore, insulting papi_chulo, arguably the most popular TUSCL member, is a dick move. You need to up your game here or go away. This board is already too infested with trolls.
  • larryfisherman
    9 years ago
    I'm gonna guess Mr. Deuce is another guy over the age of 60.

  • gawker
    9 years ago
    If the intent was to address STD's through a story ( true or false) okay. If it was trying to be funny, I missed it. I've fucked many strippers bareback and never gotten a disease (knock on wood). Funny, the last CDC report on STD's left out genital herpes because it's so rampant.
    Grow up Larry
  • chessmaster
    9 years ago
    .
  • Estafador
    9 years ago
    Barebacked Against My Will - larryfisherman redux edition lol

    Homie said the pussy was so good he fell to the floor LMAO weren't you in the public area of the club? That must have been noticable. I could use your story in a rap song lol
  • Estafador
    9 years ago
    phew, good ting I didn't try to help his ass. It's natural for everyone to be PO'd at you when t hey tried to help you. Those that aren't mad are because they, including I, a younger buck than you, didn't bother to give you advice. Especially since the answer would have been obvious. Sorry, you're not on my level in this board to make jokes and get away with it.
  • chessmaster
    9 years ago
    Lol. Ironically, the reactions made it that much hilarious.
  • NinaBambina
    9 years ago
    Yes I'm real.
  • Cashman1234
    9 years ago
    Your initial post was scary! I think lots of other clubbers have been in a similar position. It's easy to have a few drinks and relax - and then do some shit that's risky. When you add a hot dancer - grinding you and getting you highly aroused - the chances of going too far are multiplied.

    I am glad you were only joking - as that can be a very frightening morning after!
  • chessmaster
    8 years ago
    Lol.
  • jackslash
    8 years ago
    Before you revealed this story was a joke, I wondered where you could get sucked and fucked bareback for $100. I guessed it was either Bogart's or Henry VIII.

    This was my tale of the same sort of thing happening to me a few months ago. It was in an upscale Detroit club and cost more than $100.
    https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=4…
  • Jascoi
    8 years ago
    very believable story up to the point of falling down. i'd be more concerned about getting a disease from the floor than from her.
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    I find this very believable. It is not uncommon for girls to forgo their earnings if they really like a guy and want to show it.

    Glad For Larry.

    SJG
  • Mate27
    7 years ago
    This seems like an appropriate bump considering Larry says he doesnt do bareback with strippers.
  • TFP
    7 years ago
    Also cool because now I see where the fishstix hate comes from. For awhile I thought the guy was just getting picked on for nothing. This thread was eye opening.

    The cool part is that now he seems nothing like what he was back then.
  • Dominic77
    7 years ago
    @TFP, another classic LFM --> https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=4029…
    When it RAINS it POURS, except when it didn't. ;-)
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    I believed his story the first time - as it is a nice piece of fiction. The part about the dancer giving money back is a nice touch - as it shows her honesty - and it made me think that maybe she was truthful in saying she doesn't bareback many guys.
  • TFP
    7 years ago
    Wow. Just checked that out. Funny part is he says no one in the history of the Earth has made it rain that much. Does he know about PacMan Jones, Floyd Mayweather, or Nelly's exploits in the club? https://youtu.be/RWSKeR8GW1g
  • joc13
    7 years ago
    The part about the dancer giving money back is what made me know it was BS.
  • Jascoi
    7 years ago
    really.

    it has happened only ONE time.

    too meee.
  • Jascoi
    7 years ago
    still an EPIC event......................
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    Yeah, this one is too good to be true. LOL
  • Mate27
    7 years ago
    Fish never told us the results of his std test was. We can infer what that means.
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