Too Many Titties?

37 comments

• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  That title sounds like an oxymoron
• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  Must be some thing wrong with you. Most of the guys on here go ape shit if a dancer just posts a photo of some tits.
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  You need to get wet brah.
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  Excitement of Just about everything wears off with more repeats. Sex with same person, masturbating, food tastes, driving fast, etc. It's a shame we don't get the same sensory excitement that we do the first time we try something - every time we do something.
• s88

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  8 years ago

  You probably want to spend time in a BDSM dungeon if your desensitized to sex from too many SCs and porn. Dont jerk off for a couple days before going to the SC. Buy a vibrator and use it in the SC to get johnny up before the dance. There are some logistical problems I havent solved with this plan. Get a Vitamin V prescription. $3 per 20 mg pill (generic revatio, not viagra) at walmart pharmacy. All other USA chain pharmacies start $18 for a 20 mg pill and work their way up, since the blue pill is $55 a pill and they aint stupid. Lets get real, nobody buys revatio for pulmonary arterial hypertension. Try to stripper BS talk to the stripper before the dance, search TUSCL for tips. My head needs to hear her voice and my eyes need to stare at her clothed tits and stomach before a LD. Without that my head doesn't identify her as female. "Wanna dance" EE chicks are tough. Best bodies, but they never want to talk with customers, either its dancing or hiding in the corner texting. The best strippers will lead a convo in such a way, that you start to think they are in love with you. Of course you know it is fake, but when you wonder afterwards, was it stripper shit, or was she real? That is a sign of a true professional stripper. My head is still itching so badly I want to travel back to that city on my own dime (not companies) and settle it with her.
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Never heard of it
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Pick a club with finer dancers. I've gone for years and it's always a thrill. There is some babe working wherever I go, I just gotta get dances from her. Everything always works fine. So perhaps you need to adjust your attitude.
• grand1511

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  8 years ago

  Hope your tittie total is still an even number
• georgmicrodong

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  8 years ago

  No such thing as too many titties, unless you mean "one one person."
• Daybreaker

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  8 years ago

  I hope I never get bored of boobs. Just going on the boobs subreddit gets me excited haha
• MrDeuce

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  8 years ago

  grand1511 writes: "Hope your tittie total is still an even number" Good one -- ROTFL!
• rh48hr

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  8 years ago

  Yeah - I haven't had that problem yet. I didn't know there was a problem such as too many titties. Lol
• MrDeuce

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  8 years ago

  I'm sure I've fondled hundreds of *pairs* of strippers' titties over the years and I can honestly say that the thrill is still there. When touching a pair of beautiful young breasts no longer turns me on, you may shoot me in the head.
• Daybreaker

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  8 years ago

  @mrdeuce a-fucking-men!
• MrDeuce

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  8 years ago

  Daybreaker's comment makes me ponder: Is there anything in the world that unifies us more than our love of titties? *Everyone* loves titties: straight men and lesbians of course, but also straight women and even gay men. All hail the bountiful bosom!
• chessmaster

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  8 years ago

  Try some ass. Its good as titties.
• anongirl98

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  8 years ago

  Ass and titties!! I actually get more turned on watching girls in porn than guys, boobs rock!
• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  I gain more respect for anon every day.
• ilbbaicnl

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  8 years ago

  Nope dude I seriously cannot give you an amen on this one. I suspect your mom must have breastfeed you for way too long for you to be able to get bored with them.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  I'd bet I've played with a 1000 pair of tits over the years, and yes it's not as exciting now as it was at first. But the decreased excitement is very slight. And if I wait a week or two between club visits, the excitement is pretty much back where it was to start. But I am a tits guy, so that might be part of the reason.
• chessmaster

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  8 years ago

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• chessmaster

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  8 years ago

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• chessmaster

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  8 years ago

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• chessmaster

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  8 years ago

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• JamesSD

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  8 years ago

  I think I fondled about fifty pairs of tits before strip clubs. Some were better than others. I'll never recapture the thrill of my first tits in the flesh. But it's still fun. I think the thing is, once you start clubbing, sexy women don't seem so scarce. It's amazing how cheap one can grope a hot woman.
• sharkhunter

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  8 years ago

  Even worse is TW. I'm currently suffering from this symptom. Tittie withdrawal. I haven't seen any in 2 or 3 days. not naked ones. Feeling tired and hungry. Although it is 330 am.
• jestrite50

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  8 years ago

  anongirl98 Yes !!! You are a girl after my own heart. Nothing beats titties and butts!
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  "Hope your tittie total is still an even number" Ace!
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  Thinking that there is such a thing as too many titties = not brilliant!
• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  I have to disagree. There can be too many titties. [view link]
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  "I have to disagree. There can be too many titties. [view link] " Brilliant point! I'll amend my statement! There can never be too many titties as long as the girls involved are normal hot girls from the planet earth!
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Boobs rule! Boobs rule! Boobs rule!
• sharkhunter

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  8 years ago

  I could work with a girl with 3 tits. That third titty could go braless and topless all the time. Sounds good to me. like to titty fuck? Twice the fun if she's not too tight. I have to meet and experiment with a girl with 3 tits before I know if I like 3 tits or not.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  8 years ago

  I suspect that over 80% of the guys who publish here have experience with this condition: [view link] In my view, the only "cure" is to find a new, unrelated avenue for thrills (so that you can start at the ground level in a new field), or abstain for long enough so that the "fuck yeah!" feeling returns.
• ATACdawg

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  8 years ago

  Legend has it that the Amazon women warriors used to cut away their right breasts so they could shoot a bow more effectively. Kind of extreme, but it could explain why some men deal with odd numbers.....
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Many PLs often find themselves having to graduate from LD/groping to FS b/c LDs don't cut-it after a while.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  and yeah - not going for a while often helps get the juices going-again.