$120 DUD - THAT FUCKING CUNT!!!!

21 comments

• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  Of course ROBs piss me off and I bust them in a club review.
• rickdugan

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  9 years ago

  Honestly rat, you have pretty high expectations for $120 in a new york club. You need to find a cheap escort if you need a sure thing for $120. Or just rub one out already.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  9 years ago

  The key to your unfortunate experience was where you said, ". . . my stupid dick dictated the course of action and I . . ." It takes will power in many instances to fight off what you sense will be a high risk encounter. Learn from your experience for your next outing.
• chessmaster

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  9 years ago

  I think you expected too much based on the last girl, even for $120.
• rattdog

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  9 years ago

  club-goer, duly noted. my first instinct sensed that she would not be good. you know the saying, always go with that 1st instinct. back to the old ways of doing things w.r.t. the strip clubs. that and save the money for Michigan, texas or Arizona.
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  I had a $200 dud in Detroit. She gave me a blow job but wouldn't let me cum in her mouth.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  SCing is by no means an exact science. Even the most experienced SCers will get ROBed from time to time – one does not have total control of the situation especially when one prepays – so it’s bound to happen from time to time. First off – NYC is known as a high ROB often low-mileage area – so more likely this can happen to you there. Most of us let our guard down from time to time and sometimes we get burned – it’s part of the game that cannot be completely eradicated. We all have “our system” per se w.r.t. dealing w/ dancers – for me: + stage interaction – if she is standoffish on stage it’s often a red flag for me + one on one interaction – if she does not let me be touchy feely w/ her while we are engaged one on one prior to dances; then I usually pass on her My 2 “methods” above are by no means foolproof; but they seem to work better than just winging in IMO/IME (although sometimes one just has to wing it).
• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  Papi: "SCing is by no means an exact science." Another guy who needs to spend more time reviewing The System.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  3 lessons 1. If you club in nyc it's just eye candy, You can't expect what you get in other cities unless you're a millionaire. 2. Either negotiate and get an understanding of mileage beforehand, or resign yourself beforehand that it may be poor and be preoared to accept that possibility. 3. My personal rule is I never walk out on a dance in progress. Case in point: last week I get a 2-4-1 special from a Hispanic girl whose only Englush words were "wanna dance." She starts and it is a horrible air dance. I had assumed full contact because that's the norm in this club. I know that violates rule 2 above, but it was only $20. I want to say get your ass in my lap bitch, but she no speak English. I'm seconds away from just walking out but for some reason I stay. The second song is totally different, she gives me an awesome full contact dance. You just never know what you might miss if you leave early.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Is the system that good Dougster?
• Lone_Wolf

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  9 years ago

  I would have walked too. Anytime they start talking about cameras it is a sure sign the dances will suck. I would have saved a small fortune if I would have just listened to the big head instead of the small one in these situations.
• grand1511

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  9 years ago

  The strangest part of the story is the very end when she has the money and doesn''t want you to leave. A true ROB would be happy to pocket the cash with the lighter workload.
• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  crazyjoe: " Is the system that good Dougster?" Word is that they are considering giving RickyBoy a Turing Award for it.
• JamesSD

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  9 years ago

  Was she new? A lot of new dancers are afraid to bend rules. After a while they get that the bouncer scolding is just part of the game. But yeah, if she's not touchy during the hustle, your odds drop.
• HungryGiraffe

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  9 years ago

  Ran into a stunning ROB sometime last year. Met her at a nude club, so I nearly experienced a gyno exam watching her on stage. Her natural, standing at attention DD's were the nicest I'd seen in quite awhile. Took her for a 15 minute VIP. She turned out to be 100% constant upsell. Stopped her after 5 minutes and gave her a lecture. I think she was afraid I'd complain to management. Never saw her at the club again. One of the finest women I've ever seen. Could have made a small fortune.
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  NYC must be very expensive and restrictive. Thanks for posting. It makes my time with one average dancer sitting on my lap for almost nothing seem not so bad. A number of the hottest dancers were no shows Saturday night. With lots of couples who weren't tipping, it made the night seem slow and not as exciting until I got busy and others joined in. In hind site, I think most guys can remember not thinking clearly. There was a study done that indicates men can act irrational after seeing a beautiful object or girl. $120, ouch.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

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• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

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• xxxrated

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  9 years ago

  You damn right ,spending that much cash for a dud would ruin my night. I've been kicked out of clubs for confronting girls for bad service. Anger level to the point where girls start to fear for thier safety and calls Security......
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  The most I ever spent on an unintended air dance was $50. That's what you get when you go with a shot girl who works for dollar tips. If was any good she'd have been a dancer.
• Tiredtraveler

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  9 years ago

  When I get a girl like that I will and do walk out. The times I did not I ended up in an argument with the ROB about the extra $$$ she felt she deserved for doing what she agreed. In one club she had a deal with the bouncer to try to enforce her threats. Because I got up in the middle and left he had no basis to try to charge me extra but tried to anyway and threatened to have me thrown out. I got right back in his face and told him he did not have to throw me out as I was leaving right after I spoke with the manager. He had an Oh Shit moment and changed his tune. I asked the door man to get the manager so I could register a complaint(that way I could bail if things went sideways) and told the the manager about the attempted rip off and immediately left. Clubbing in NYC and New Jersey is both dangerous and boring. When I am in either shithole I keep to my hotel in the evenings.