I was in a strip club in Canada, Montreal...This had a bachelor party while I was there... As usually they took the guy up on stage and all the girls joined him. But unlike the States...when they handcuffed him to the pole, they tore off his shirt and took off the rest of his clothes.
First time I ever saw a naked "Customer" on stage. Next thing I know they make him sit down on a chair and each girl performed a G-Stringed lap on him.
Now for the bad part....They actually got this guy to have an erection. (and the last girl lap dancing him made sure of that). Suddenly they took the chair away from him and put a spot light on his dick...."Then the DJ, and all the stripper laughed and made jokes about the size of his dick"
To bad it was all in french...I only understood part of the jokes
He went to a nude club for a bachelor party 2 weeks ago, and, we've been talking about it ever since..He hadn't been to a strip club in a good 10 years, but we both think it might be fun..He mentioned he had seen couples there that night...I'd like the show to be on me, or him, but primarily FOR HIM..I think it'd be a grrreat turn on!!!
Since most of us posting here are guys, we don't know. Although it seems entertaining to think about it. I suppose if you are looking for some girl on girl fun, you might find it. I'm not familiar with the Chicago area though. Is your husband ok with all of this? He might know about the clubs.
usually don't pull the goods out unless she asks. often use the "going commando under shorts" technique so access is easy via the leg hole. have had sex both ways in clubs, BB and protected.
We all have different risk tolerance profiles, there's nothing wrong with that. That is, as long as you're willing to accept the consequences of your actions. The problem is that too many people aren't. They take a risk, lose, then expect someone else like the government to bail them out. I have a real problem with being taxed to help people who knowingly took risks that I personally would never take. The other problem with STD's is that you're not only taking the risk yourself but you're probably increasing the risk to others without their knowledge. I have problem with that too. Feel free to take whatever risks you like. But if you negatively impact others by doing so, that's a different ballgame.
BTW, I'm not a smoker and I'm MUCH happier in an area where people aren't smoking. My lungs apparently aren't in the greatest shape (and never were). Anyway, I do believe in trying to have a healthy lifestyle @ a reasonable cost. I don't think seatbelts are worth the cost unless the government makes it a primary offense (here in Florida the police aren't suppose to harrass you for just not wearing a seatbelt). I don't think giving up red meat is worth the cost. I LOVE hamburgers. It is worth the cost to give up processed foods and it is worth doing more exercise. Other people people may have different preferences or risk reward ratios.
The risk of STDs has me scared and it is not the AIDS/HIV which has me scared (I think the risk to a heterosexual male outside of prison is near nil despite government propaganda to the contrary). Those other illnesses sound plenty horrible. But, in my experience it seems like these diseases don't really exist. Yes, they're out there but what are the odds I will get one? And, I'm not impressed with nonsense propaganda the government puts out like some virgin catching a horrible disease their first time at bat. Hell, I could also have died the first time I ate a peanut. I'm interested in reasonable assessments of risk not government garbage like how deadly marijuana or cocaine allegedly is.
It can be easy to let your fears get out of control. I remember I was slightly concerned when the government started talking about the possibility of mass smallpox vaccinations in case of an attack and then all the side effect warnings came out and they advised people not to get it unless they needed it etc etc. Then I heard people born before 69 or 70 something already had it. I was going like the government puts out a big scare and then I find out I was already vacinated and didn't even remember it. I do believe there are real dangers out there though.
He should probably continue to smoke based on what little information I have about him. Some people are deathly allergic to peanuts that doesn't mean everyone should stop eating peanuts. Some people can become addicted to alcohol that doesn't mean everyone should stop drinking. There is such a thing as pleasure and it can be worth the *potential* negative consequences (sp?). I have a buddy who loves smoking more than anything in the world. Sex is boring to him by comparison (actually it just bores him period). He'd rather lose his arms and legs to cancer than quit smoking. He'd rather die an early painful death than quit. He says if I could feel how much pleasure it gives then I would understand that smoking is the greatest thing in the world. He says if it became a crime he would break the law whatever the penalties. In his opinion life is too short not to enjoy the greatest pleasure on earth. He has a lot more balls than I, but I think he's right.
As far as STDs I have lost out on some fantastic opportunities because of my FEAR of disease. What surprises me is the number of people who seem to fuck everything in sight and yet claim to be and look healthy. More than a few girls I've known shook their head NO when I went to put on the condom saying that they were on the pill or whatever. When I asked about disease they would usually just roll their eyes. I don't trust government even a little bit. Perhaps all of these people having all this fun without protection are right. Perhaps I've been worried about a miniscule risk. Like the bullshit about wearing wearing seat belts. I had a young lady slam into my car at around 40 miles per hour and it was as I thought i.e. grabbing the steering wheel will offer plenty of protection assuming you have normal male strength.
"I've been smoking for 50 years. I got a chest exray last month and no caner was found. Should I quit smoking?"
Absolutely quit smoking. That is the equivelant of me saying that I have never been in a head on collision where I was thrown out of the windshield of my car, so there is no reason for me to wear a seatbelt. Just because you have been lucky does not mean you should discard common sense.
I don't want to preach on weather you should or should not smoke, I just don't agree with that logic.
I don't know how porn stars do it. I assume they all have regular checkups. I'm also sure that some of them will eventually contract some STD or other.
Every STD is different but there definately are some that can be contracted through kissing or oral sex. You can get genital warts just from intimate touching. The really scary part about STD's is that some of them are fatal, some are incurable which means you have them forever, and some have symptoms that don't show up for years, which means that you can be passing them on to others and not even know it. Personally I don't like the odds, it just isn't worth it. Keep it covered and no deep kissing - it's the only way to be safe.
I guess the fear of saliva probably works both ways. A customer might not like a tongue suddenly stuck in his ear and a dancer might not like a strange guy suddenly licking her. Of course if you've had enough beer, your worries seem to disappear temporarily. I just don't want to wake up and discover saliva is dangerous too. I imagine the dancers who are giving out sloppy wet kisses and sticking tongues in the ear certainly are not concerned.
Casualguy, you can get some types of STC from any exhange of body fluids anad that includes saliva, although it's certainly less risky than oral sex or full service. I assume that every dancer has an STD because there's no way to tell who does and who doesn't. If you want to know more, "Men's Health" magazine has done several excellent articles on the subject recenty including a detailed description of how each type of disease can be transmitted. It's pretty scary reading.
casualguy, I am by no means a doctor but I was actually talking about this type of things tonight with friends. As far as I know it is very hard to contract a STD from saliva alone, it is when the person has some kind of exposed sore in/on their mouth that makes things risky. I am not sure about that so I am sure I will be corrected if I am wrong.
I have been offered oral from a stripper before during a private and passed because I was not sure about the above and did not think it was worth the risk. If a stripper is offering it to me, god knows how many people she has done it to in the past more less that night alone. I would never let things go past a HJ in a club.
This sort of thing gets me concerned. If a stripper suddenly decides she's going to start kissing and licking you all over, I was wondering if you can get a STD from that. That tongue in the ear or down your throat could be scary.
walt, I have had a few dancers who were cool with it, usually in the 'ethnic' clubs. I have had a few LD's that started as grinds but worked into a full service session. I have done the naked penis grind a few times and had a great time. I agree, the wetness is awesome on your member. I have also accidently and also 'accidently' nutted when doing that. Usually its just a laugh. I had a dancer in NJ who loved to have her kitty 'rubbed' with little Vern. She was in a dive and I went to see her about 6 times in a week on a business trip. About the 2nd time Vern spit all over her kitty and she went nuts(in a good way). Vern entered the abyss at will from that point on. I actually think I got her off one night when we did this, if I didn't who cares!!!
If the dancer has any skill, then I can go 20 dances or more. Almost any hottie can have me come in less than a single dance and that has little value to me. I want to extend the pleasure as long as possible and would prefer not to come in the club at all. Too messy and I don't relish the idea of wearing a condom for a lap dance although that might be excellent advice.
This is where the $5 dances become so important. It seems like most customers are happy with 1 or 2 dances. So $20 or $40 per dance is no biggie for the customer buying so few dances. I like to just keep buying the dances and also I frequent the clubs a hell of a lot more than the typical customer although I have cut back in my old age.
How you went through that without a busting a nut is truly beyond my comprehension. I, too, hope that you were wearing a condom. Some gifts keep on giving.
I don't know where you live Walt but around my neck of the woods you would either get a heel spike in your nuts or thrown out of the club for pulling a free willy like that.
Ten songs and you didn't bust a nut? They must have been the worst LD's ever....
No not bold enough to do that. Sounds like you wasted your money, you pulled your dick out during 10lapdances and didn't get a nut. You went through that trouble for nothing.
I was getting a nude lapdance lastweek and I sneaked my penis out and she noticed and was ok with it. She grinded every which way you can without actualy putting it in her pussy but every now and then the tip of my head would slip in.Pussy lips just all over my dick and she was wet as hell, I was amazed I didn't cum within the ten dances I got.
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First time I ever saw a naked "Customer" on stage. Next thing I know they make him sit down on a chair and each girl performed a G-Stringed lap on him.
Now for the bad part....They actually got this guy to have an erection. (and the last girl lap dancing him made sure of that). Suddenly they took the chair away from him and put a spot light on his dick...."Then the DJ, and all the stripper laughed and made jokes about the size of his dick"
To bad it was all in french...I only understood part of the jokes
The risk of STDs has me scared and it is not the AIDS/HIV which has me scared (I think the risk to a heterosexual male outside of prison is near nil despite government propaganda to the contrary). Those other illnesses sound plenty horrible. But, in my experience it seems like these diseases don't really exist. Yes, they're out there but what are the odds I will get one? And, I'm not impressed with nonsense propaganda the government puts out like some virgin catching a horrible disease their first time at bat. Hell, I could also have died the first time I ate a peanut. I'm interested in reasonable assessments of risk not government garbage like how deadly marijuana or cocaine allegedly is.
He should probably continue to smoke based on what little information I have about him. Some people are deathly allergic to peanuts that doesn't mean everyone should stop eating peanuts. Some people can become addicted to alcohol that doesn't mean everyone should stop drinking. There is such a thing as pleasure and it can be worth the *potential* negative consequences (sp?). I have a buddy who loves smoking more than anything in the world. Sex is boring to him by comparison (actually it just bores him period). He'd rather lose his arms and legs to cancer than quit smoking. He'd rather die an early painful death than quit. He says if I could feel how much pleasure it gives then I would understand that smoking is the greatest thing in the world. He says if it became a crime he would break the law whatever the penalties. In his opinion life is too short not to enjoy the greatest pleasure on earth. He has a lot more balls than I, but I think he's right.
As far as STDs I have lost out on some fantastic opportunities because of my FEAR of disease. What surprises me is the number of people who seem to fuck everything in sight and yet claim to be and look healthy. More than a few girls I've known shook their head NO when I went to put on the condom saying that they were on the pill or whatever. When I asked about disease they would usually just roll their eyes. I don't trust government even a little bit. Perhaps all of these people having all this fun without protection are right. Perhaps I've been worried about a miniscule risk. Like the bullshit about wearing wearing seat belts. I had a young lady slam into my car at around 40 miles per hour and it was as I thought i.e. grabbing the steering wheel will offer plenty of protection assuming you have normal male strength.
Absolutely quit smoking. That is the equivelant of me saying that I have never been in a head on collision where I was thrown out of the windshield of my car, so there is no reason for me to wear a seatbelt. Just because you have been lucky does not mean you should discard common sense.
I don't want to preach on weather you should or should not smoke, I just don't agree with that logic.
Every STD is different but there definately are some that can be contracted through kissing or oral sex. You can get genital warts just from intimate touching. The really scary part about STD's is that some of them are fatal, some are incurable which means you have them forever, and some have symptoms that don't show up for years, which means that you can be passing them on to others and not even know it. Personally I don't like the odds, it just isn't worth it. Keep it covered and no deep kissing - it's the only way to be safe.
I have been offered oral from a stripper before during a private and passed because I was not sure about the above and did not think it was worth the risk. If a stripper is offering it to me, god knows how many people she has done it to in the past more less that night alone. I would never let things go past a HJ in a club.
This is where the $5 dances become so important. It seems like most customers are happy with 1 or 2 dances. So $20 or $40 per dance is no biggie for the customer buying so few dances. I like to just keep buying the dances and also I frequent the clubs a hell of a lot more than the typical customer although I have cut back in my old age.
Ten songs and you didn't bust a nut? They must have been the worst LD's ever....