Does anyone know how I can look at “the system” by Rick Dugan. I recall reading it on here as an article many years ago. I would like to read it again but I cannot seem to find it on the internet. Any help would be appreciated!
Does anyone know how I can look at “the system” by Rick Dugan. I recall reading it on here as an article many years ago. I would like to read it again but I cannot seem to find it on the internet. Any help would be appreciated!
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As you can see in this post, tuscl.net , the link to The System(TM) is dead. You can only see it on Pam Bondi's desk now.
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^ I KNEW she used to be a stripper.
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‘Tis a tragedy beyond tragedy that one of the most important documents in human history - the SYSTEM(tm) - is no longer accessible.
My rickish plan is to set up a new institution - the National Museum of the American Strip Club - centered around the wisdom of the SYSTEM(tm).
There will be other displays as well. A few rooms for stylin’ suits. A cafe that has a nice strip club buffet. It’ll serve a variety of rickstyle cocktails as well. The rickstyle cocktails are ones where we - the high council of ricks(tm) - have taken the fruity fag cocktails and manned ‘em up. For example, if you go in and as for a Cosmo do you get some fruity cranberry shit? NO!!! We substitute Jack for the cranberry juice. And for the lime juice. And no frickin’ flavored vodka. Y’all get Jack instead. And who wants Cointreau in their Jack? Only a frickin’ fag. So we substitute Jack for the Cointreau.
Of course, we’ll still serve a regular Cosmo to sexy females. And offer pole dancing classes. And doing dirty shit in the back room classes. The council is hoping that we can start a new exercise craze focused on doin’ dirty shit in the back room. But we’ll exclude uggos from those classes. ROAR!!!
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It was a good run, but my party days are over for now and maybe forever. I've been overrun by too many life obligations. By the time I get all of my kids on their feet with college degrees and good jobs, I'll be a truly old man.
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The feminazis pulled out all the stops to suppress The System(tm). They couldn't allow women to be putty in the hands of rickified men who had attained this gnosis. The National Museum of the American Strip Club will need massive security, to prevent the feminazis from firebombing it.
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It all went downhill when Americans alcohol consumption dove off a cliff. That, and the resurgence of Crocs.
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===> "The feminazis pulled out all the stops to suppress The System(tm). "
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Did they ever. They even enlisted my ex-wife to their cause and boy did it work. In my current role as both Mom and Dad to my kids while still running a business, when I'm not out of time, I'm out of energy.
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At least I still have fantasy football. 😆
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Rickdugans system is waiting for the first of the month then hounding hookers which one is low on rent money sonhe can get a deal. Then he posts on here bragging how he made them cry after fucking them. And reminds us that paying hookers for sex isnt really paying hookers for sex
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Can't you click on rickdugan's name to see his profile, then click on his articles, then find it there? The article isn't titled "the system" but I think it's still there. Founder's just changed the URL structure so old links don't work.
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@rickdugan what brand of high end bottle water are you into and why that particular brand over brands or filtered tap water?
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I believe this article is the origin of The System. The System received several amendments and updates as well as its name over the years.
tuscl.net
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As I recall The System(tm) called itself The System.
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Damn straight Libby Ape!
Two millennia from now only a few works of genius will still be discussed. That list will include brilliant things like Shakespeare‘s plays, the Mona Lisa, the songs of Lennon and McCartney, general relativity, and the bikini. You know what else that list will include? That’s right: the SYSTEM(tm).
ROAR!!!!
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^Nah, the system was much more elaborate and costly to implement. You needed a three-piece white polyester suit, fake business cards stating your occupation as a chemical engineer or something similar, a cover story that you were in town for an extended period on contract, a clear social schedule to be in the club 3-4 nights per week, and thousands of dollars to spend establishing your rep as a whale.
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^^ Bacon!!
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Wearing a suit and saying youre an engineer is like a system to make yourself look like an easy mark.
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As usual Gamma is frickin’ insane. The SYSTEM(tm) is a work of frickin’ genius. I mean really…Gamma weirdo just knows that he can’t pull off a stylin’ suit. Loser.
ROAR!!!
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