The Night Before XXXMas

'Twas the night before XXXmas and all through the club, PL's were spending their singles and dubs; The stockings were worn by the dancers with care, In hopes that their regulars soon would be there; The strippers were happy, cash tucked in their thongs, With visions of tipping going on all night long; The House Mom in her dress and me in my sweats, I settled for brain and got her mouth real wet; While on Pervert Row arose such a clatter, The bouncers got up to see what's the matter; Away to the stage about to bring pain, 'Till they saw there were whales making it rain; With hands on the breasts of a nude dancers flesh, Giving lust around midnight and keeping things fresh; When, who to my mongering eyes should appear, But my ATF and her delectable rear; With a twitch in her ass, so lively and quick; I knew right away that she wanted my dick; The DJ yelled out specials that rapidly came, He whistled and shouted, calling dancers by name; JudyJudy! Stiletto! KittyKate! Carolynne! Duo Maxwell! Rachelmmm! Hotstuff69; To the front of the stage as the lineup is called, With 3-4-1 specials for one and for all; The dancers were picked and away they all went,  Straight to VIP where big money was spent; Everybody was happy since there were no ROB's, No upsells or song cheats just heads that would bob; The strippers were stripping with plenty to keep, And PL's were tipping and none acted cheap; The extras were juicy and way out of sight, Merry XXXmas to all, and to all a good night.