The Night Before XXXMas

'Twas the night before XXXmas
and all through the club,
PL's were spending their singles and dubs;
The stockings were worn by the dancers with care,
In hopes that their regulars soon would be there;
The strippers were happy, cash tucked in their thongs,
With visions of tipping going on all night long;
The House Mom in her dress and me in my sweats,
I settled for brain and got her mouth real wet;
While on Pervert Row arose such a clatter,
The bouncers got up to see what's the matter;
Away to the stage about to bring pain,
'Till they saw there were whales making it rain;
With hands on the breasts of a nude dancers flesh,
Giving lust around midnight and keeping things fresh;
When, who to my mongering eyes should appear,
But my ATF and her delectable rear;
With a twitch in her ass, so lively and quick;
I knew right away that she wanted my dick;
The DJ yelled out specials that rapidly came,
He whistled and shouted, calling dancers by name;
JudyJudy! Stiletto! KittyKate! Carolynne!
Duo Maxwell! Rachelmmm! Hotstuff69;
To the front of the stage as the lineup is called,
With 3-4-1 specials for one and for all;
The dancers were picked and away they all went, 
Straight to VIP where big money was spent;
Everybody was happy since there were no ROB's,
No upsells or song cheats just heads that would bob;
The strippers were stripping with plenty to keep,
And PL's were tipping and none acted cheap;
The extras were juicy and way out of sight,
Merry XXXmas to all, and to all a good night.