SW ... Fake Boobs from a Dancer's Perspective

Must say this comment to the SW thread kinda of caught my eye:

“… I had this wonderful gem the other night.

I have natural 34F breasts. Biggest in the club, real or fake. I was doing some tableside dollar dances and after putting my boobs in his face he asks, "Why didn't you say anything about having fake boobs? I like real ones" He then refused to talk to me the rest of the night after I said that they were real.

Men can be idiots. Just ignore them and find the man that does love what you have to offer. Why waste time …”

But – I am into voluptuous women

If they're telling her to her face they prefer natural boobs, she's right, they are douchebags.

If a dancer has smallish boobs or butt, you give her the old perfect handfull / perfect mouthful line. Isn't that just basic etiquette with a stripper or any woman that permits similar intimate physical contact?

If a stripper asks if you think you'd spend more with her if she got a certain procdure done, that one you answer tactfully but honestly. Otherwise, you tell her she's got Goldilocks boobs / butt/ nose. Not too big, not too small, just right.

Guys are always harping on about how much they don't like fake boobs, but I'll be damned if the girls with BA's aren't pulling the most money every night. If you don't like fake boobs don't go to a strip club.

Most guys are sexual freaks IMO – so even those that don’t like fake boobs may still be attracted in some freaky way.

Sexuality and what makes us tick can often be a bit complicated to comprehend.

Often they look a lot better than they feel. You can appreciate the aesthetic and still not like the reality.

It appears to me a lot of women/dancers may be catching on to this an opting for smaller implants that still offers some softness to the breast (or maybe the surgical techniques have gotten much better).

"Most guys are sexual freaks IMO"

Speak for yourself Papi. ;)

IMHO it is still the woman behind the breasts [The totality of her personality & femininity & life experience] that makes all the difference in the end. We may all have some idiosyncratic preferences though.

@duomaxwell I dislike fake boobs and other than tipping them on stage I don't spend money on girls who have them. Girls who stay natural get more money from me than girls with boob jobs.

I'm with Canny. As much as I like big boobs, I strongly prefer them natural, unless they're an outstanding boob job. Two long-time faves of mine have outstanding boob jobs. One I didn't know even had enhanced boobs for a very long time after I first met her. (Both are among my profile pics. See if you can discern whom I'm speaking of.)

But, I conduct myself like a gentleman around fake books. I just politely decline dances from girls with obvious boob jobs. I don't tell them the reason why.

I love big boobs, and I don't care if they're fake. Nature does not produce many small girls with thin waists and large breasts, and so we have to rely on science. I think men who hate fake boobs have only experienced trailer-trash boob jobs, which are hard and misshapen. My current fav has a premium boob job--for which she paid a premium price--and her tits look and feel great.

OK, I don't like Stripperweb but I clicked on Papi's link and found a great stripper comment:

"Guys don't know what they like. Pay their mindless babble no mind. Just keep taking their money."

fake or real boobs. it doesn't matter to me

I prefer real boobs but a good natural looking BA is ok. There are many other factors that go along with my 'selection' of who to get dances from. I like to look at the whole person, personality included. If she is an all natural 10 and has no personality I will pass and get a dance from the 7 who is nice and fun. I have had dances from gorgeous girls with perfect bodies that the dance was a one time because her attitude was "I'm beautiful - ho - hum - yawn". I guess sometimes a boob job gives a girl confidence in her looks and it shows in her attitude.

I myself prefer real boobs to fake ones, but I'm not actually stupid enough to tell them that. I've had favorites who had boob jobs, including one of my old ATF's, so all I'll say is there's more to it than whether their boobs are real.

Women, including civilian women get boob jobs because they are convinced that all men like them big. Men give them that impression with our glorification of BIG boobs. Even those of us that don't like big boob go along with it just to be one of the guys. It's hard to imagine most guys on here saying that they don't like vincemichael's avatar of melon girl. I have only had one favorite dancer with fakes and I like them because she did not overdo it, size wise. Eventually all those women with oversized naturals are going to Secom to old age and gravity and their tits will be covering their navels. That is why I Prefer nothing bigger than a "B" cup. They usually stay perkier much longer.

Titties don't matter that much to me. I definitely prefer natural, but if a dancer has fake ones, I won't turn her down as long as her fakes aren't TOO bad.

I'm more concerned with her having a cute face and nice ass

I love all breasts real or fake. I think comic Ron White said it best, once you've seen one pair you want to see them all

I think the fake boob lovers pay more or more often than the fake boob haters. So while she has discovered a niche of balloon loving men, many are not. She needs to realize she put herself out of the market for many men, but that niche market will pay to see em.

My ATF is natural and my other go-to has amazing store bought ones. I like them both. Some girls I see really need to get them while others are fine without them.

I met a dancer once with memory foam boobs. You couldn't tell they were fake even by feeling them. They were not overdone and they were awesome. I adked her if they would remember me next time...lol

"Guys don't know what they like. Pay their mindless babble no mind. Just keep taking their money."

I 100% disagree. I know pretty much EXACTLY what I want in a club from a dancer with whom I'll be doing business. It has been my experience that sometimes & sometimes a bit too often it is the dancer who is mindless.{Due to Drugs, Drink or other reasons} [Apologies to all dancers who have a sharp mind & use it properly]

I have a hard time telling if boobs are fake or not these days with how much better doctors we produce in the world (when a doctor to be goes to college, its serious business, there is no drop out rate for him/her), so I take a dance and if I feel your boobs are fake, then you get the boot. You only made that 20 for a test drive sweetheart. Then again, in established high end clubs, its hard to find girls with natural big tits and you just have to settle for what's there. And that's why I stay in queens lol

“… I won't turn her down as long as her fakes aren't TOO bad.

I'm more concerned with her having a cute face and nice ass …”

Nice to see that not all men are shallow :)

my atf I have been shagging for 5 yr has nice size D fake boobs. I like them very much. She looks awesome in bikini. Before sex she will give me hj foreplay and I get to feel them while she does this. she is really skilled at it. I will fantasize she is a young nudist housewife. she will then put a cover on me do some more hj foreplay and say smiling "just tell me when you ready." I will enjoy it for a while longer then she will get on top and leaning forward and thrust with her nice tight pussy - it is the best I have had.

What a dumbass thread. They're boobs. Find the ones you like and go get em. If you don't like the softball feel of over-enhancement, then move on to the smaller ones, or the big flabby ones. Good thing nipples aren't fake - we'd be all f**ked up then.

Great Thread. The memories of mamaries are marvelous in minds of men.

If the job is done well, then fake is fine with me.

It would be a boon to strippers if the makers of the Sleep Number mattress would get into the implant business, they could please all customers then. I think my boob number is probably around a 70.

^ LOL – very clever Mr. ilbb