Most interesting OTC adventures
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By comparison, in 2011 I found myself hooking up with a number of relative crazies. The most interesting one was one who insisted on going for a dip in the indoor hotel swimming pool, at midnight, before the romp began. Neither of us had a bathing suit at the time, a fact that wasn't really appreciated by the hotel security guard who kicked us out of the pool. ;)
In 2010 I had multiple 2 girl OTC adventures, which was fun at times and weird during other times. The weird ones were when one girl did not participate, but rather sat there watching. In another one, I showed up at the hotel to find them chilling with a bottle of Grey Goose on ice in the bathroom sink, which we passed around when I was recovering for round 2 - LOL. And I will never forget the girl who, while sitting naked on me while her friend was freshening up in the bathroom after round one, decided to regal me with her problems with the state's child services department and telling me that she really WAS a good mother. LMAO.
In 2009, my craziest night involved 2 different girls picked up at 2 different times of night from 2 different clubs in Queens. I called one the early appetizer and the other the late night meal. That was a fucking expensive night, but one for the memory book. ;)
But for 2012, I don't really have a standout story. I have had plenty of OTC, but I have found myself getting a little more selective in who I do it with and have even dodged a couple of the crazier ones in some of my road clubs. Anyway, there it is fwiw.
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Also given the possibility of putting your wife at risk for cervical cancer have you ever been tested for HPV?
In the future, I'll still be happy to see this girl in the club, but now I've seen OTC is not all fun and games.
- South Africa: the club was in a hilly semi rural area with very narrow roads, poor signs, it was raining, and my GPS was wrong. I had visions of getting lost, stopping to ask for help, and getting carjacked (this is a real possibility). Fortunately, I decided my GPS was crap, and my "dead reckoning" got me there instead. One hour later I was in the arms of a stunning naked black lady in a private little hut out back. Yes, I used a condom.
- Bangkok: a few of the long time massage places specialize in a so-called "soapy massage". You and the girl get naked, she bathes you, then you lie on a padded floor mat, still wet, and she soaps herself up and slides her body all over you, front and back. It's frigging slippery, sensual, and hilarious at the same time. After, she gives you a BBBJ. Nice!
- Dubai: Chinese lady, mid 30's, a bit chunky, but a good smile, and decent English (and that matters). Started by giving her a massage, based on newly learned Thai techniques. Surprised her. She got all relaxed. Then I went down on her and a few minutes later she stiffens up and I hear this little voice say, "I cum....I cum". So we go at it with some regular sex, nothing new or special. After, she gives me an above average massage. Then we are just lying there and I have to remind her we agreed on 2 hours, but she is in no hurry to get dressed. Not one aspect of the encounter was remarkable; but it fit together perfectly.
I would much rather hear of your escapades, real or imagined.
Nobody gives a shit. If Rick wants to partake in BBFS, more power to him. It really is the holy grail of mongering. Some people are actually turned on by the risk (not saying that is Rick's case).
Yep, you are on the right track there. Also the risk of getting caught by his wife.
" If Rick wants to partake in BBFS, more power to him."
Dude, the guy's married. Get a clue.
"Having BBFS and putting his wife at risk of STDs is an aspect of his narcissism. There are a few factos at play here:
- due to his narcissism he thinks he is "too good" to get an STD, and that strippers he chooses are "too good" to have them. In his fantasy world he is in a special class immune to that sort of thing
- he feels that when strippers offer it to him, they too are acknowledge he is "too good" to have an STD, this gives him narcissitic supply
- he imagines that stripper offer this too few others, and he gets supply by bragging about it here
- even when he reads scientific studies contradicting his "too good" "intuition" it does not sync in because, due to anti-social traits, he is just not capable of appreciating risk
- needless to say, even though he is marries, Rick puts himself first, because that's what narcissists do, even around people they purport to "love". I bet if you looked deeper into his strip club habbits you would find more about determental effects on his family. Probably burnign through a good deal of his children's college money for instance. But he doesn't care because Rick comes first - even amongst 1st degree family members
- Rick's typical reaction to someone mentioning that BBFS is putting his wife at risk of STDs is to make some joke about it. It is very common for people with anti-social traits to think their behavior that risks harm to others is actually something that is quite funny
I may be getting more like Shadowcat as I have experiences 3 different strippers itc during 2012.
No Kenworth girl for me this past year.
I realize this, but I just don't see why it's any of our business. If he wants to partake in bareback sex, then clearly he's made his decision and if there is a consequence from that he will have to deal with it.
At the end of the day, I don't see what you are gaining by constantly pointing this out to us. The man can do what he wants, it's not like it is harming you personally in any way whatsoever.
Your constant posting about Rick to show us what type of person he is, only shows us what a complete ass you are.
At the end of the day, whether you use a condom or not, if you are engaging in sex with strippers or prostitutes, whatever they may be (or whatever you want to call them), you are putting at yourself at risk. For something like HPV or HSV, using a condom doesn't make that big of a difference honestly. It would still help, but a condom really helps way more with other STDs.
"which we passed around when I was recovering for round 2 - LOL. And I will never forget the girl who, while sitting naked on me..."
That sounded like you gave yourself a huge pat on the back after you typed it.
I'm 24, so I've probably only seen a small fraction of the things you guys have when it comes to dealing with strippers. But, 20 years from now when I'm married and tired of my wife, I'll probably be re-making this thread.
Yet more girly-man squealing from our resident drama queen. I'm guessing that we'll start hearing about his experiences once Meals on Wheels starts delivering strippers. ;)
There isn't good data for men (tell you why later), but condom use has been found to be effective in lowering HSV transmission rates to women, in particular their partners.
@magicrat: I had one like that too, though late last year. She is beautiful and has a body that could cause fleets to launch, but she was meh in the sack. What didn't help matters is that she knew her value and made me take her out on the town in order to get in her pants, which made OTC with her an expensive proposition to boot. And on top of all of that, she was unreliable. Just goes to show that some of the hottest girls are not necessarily the most fun.
And, as is typical of your personality, you either brag about how often you do it, or are ashamed and back off depending on what you think the audience reception will be. In this thread you judge it to be negative, so you are backing off. If more had supported you, you would be thumping your chest about it.
So, tell me Rick-boy. After your "few" slips up did you ever get tested for HSV? What were the results?
BTW, HSV is hardly life or death, so, not really sure how that relates to a seatbelt.
So you aren't aware there are different strains of HSV? Some high risk of cancer and some low? And having one doesn't preculde getting a new one?
I AM a little concerned about the quantity of your flamboyantly dramatic and off kilter posts over the last few days. It is becoming clear that you are becoming even more unbalanced and that your already tenuous grip grip on reality continues to loosen You really should take those meds - your doctor gave them to you for good reasons. :)
And now that we are having this "sharing is caring" moment, care to share with us why we get nothing but this never-ending string of nonsense from you and that you seem to have all day and night, every day, to craft and post it? :)
Tell you as soon as you answer that last question rick.
Now your turn to share... ;)
Now, you didn't really answer my question, but I guess you tried, it's just that you have limited knowledge. As I said above my whole point is to expose you for what you are versus the image you try and project yourself as here. Bottom line is you have no idea if you are exposing your wife to cervical cancer or not via your selfish adventures. You can go ahead and try and protray yourself as some kind of gentlemen who merely likes to indulge in the finer pleasures in life, but it's all the price of risking your wife getting cervical cancer as a result.
As for the amount of time I spent here. Things are quiet at work these days, so there is more free time to watch the stock market and goof off on here via mobile devices.
Now if we can only do something to improve business for the McDonalds Douchester is working at the world may become a better place.
" This costs me a small mint as not all of it is considered necessary under my insurance coverage."
Even if he really did get "everything" tested would be $500 to maybe $1000 tops.
Small mint? To a guy like Ricky-boy Dugan? Not as rich as he tries to project he is? Hmmm.....
Everybody loves a train wreck.
Don't forget to reference where I said I am unemployed now, you don't want the board to see how you are just making shit up again.
The train keeps rolling....
YOU LOSE AGAIN DOUCHESTER.
I've never been anything but straight up. And you are just posting more dramatic speculation here. Sorry dude, but you've lost your runway on this this one - you'll have to find some other phantom issue to run with. ;)
But thanks for your interest in my family. However, since I am on a strip club site and not a family counseling board, perhaps you might find it in you to post something about the topics at hand? LOL.
DOUCHESTER LOSES AGAIN!!!!
tittyfan: Dude, we have several "conversations" about investment topics.
I know a little something about the subject and when someone is BS'ign and when they are not.
Your hairbrain schemes about making money by shorting treasuries and holding to maturity (actually a guarenteed money loser) and your BS "risk free" 4% scheme of shorting treasuries and shorting futures are dead give aways that you are a complete poser in the space. So when you say "retired" or "day trader" I know it's just a misleading euphemism for "unemployed".
So much for you being a consistent as the sun rising in the east regarding things you say, huh?
There are enough horrible juice clubs - er, I mean non-alcoholic strip clubs - in Seattle that a general overview shouldn't be too risky.
To refresh what I have said in the past, In 2006 I sold all of my properties in Phx at the top of the market and moved to TX where the properties I owned appreciated 35% in the time I lived there. I returned to Phx last year which coincidently was perceived as the bottom of the market and have bought 5 forclosures and flipped 2 of them for 60% gains. I now own 3 properties free and clear along with a 25% interest in a CA beach house free and clear.
While I was doing this you were perfecting your life as a loser. It is very apparent by you board personality that you are a loser and envious of those that can do so much more than you.
DOUCHESTER LOSES AGAIN!!!!
That's a myth, IME. For one thing, not all those girls always worked at chain clubs. Maybe they worked at the former Colacurcio clubs, or out of town (Phoenix, for instance). Can't say more...
Or maybe its exam week is over, so it has lots of free time.
When you do say thing that are verifable - like making market calls before the fact, like when you said to short treasuries, they have turned out to be disasters! Or not even logically possible - your 4% risk free scheme. Or trivial to prove they do the opposite as advertised - your short bonds and hold to maturity.
You lie with impunity here. For example, when I trounced your ass in one of our real time trading competitions here. (If you do it real time you have to make the prediction before the fact, can't just say you did something after the fact and lie which is your MO here). My return was 20% you had 1.5%, and your attempt to weasel out was by saying you can only buy 10 option contracts at a time.
So yeah, say you did these things in the past. There is zero proof that you really did. Every time you put it on the line and try to say something about something that will happen before it actually does - you lose.
DOUCHESTER LOSES AGAIN!!!!
Sounds like your reviews rick.
That is just brilliant. So if someone trades APPL and makes $5/share on it he did better than someone who made $4/share on CSCO.
Obviously you need to look at percentages.
That the thread of was a perfect example of your constant disingenuity, and why I take nothing you say at face value. You know what if most guys on here told me they were "unemployed" or "day traders" I would just beleive them. Given your pathetic knowledge of the subject, and your track record of disenguity I know you are just makinga euphemism for "unemployed".
(And in reality, my trades are about 10x the size of yours. Still if we had a trading contest again, I would say % is the proper measure of who did better not absolute dollar amount.)
Members who really have something positive to add to the forum are dragged down to his level when they comment. Just ignore him PLEASE!
Remember when you wrestle with a pig you get dirty and the pig likes it.
I'm ready to volunteer as moderator so posts can be trashed and the threads can be kept on topic.
If I invest $100,000 in CSCO and it goes up $4/share, I do better than someone who invests $100,000 in APPL even if it goes up $5/share. Too fucking obvious to even mention to most, except someone constantly trying to play trick like tittyfan.
Of course if you have a trading competition you assume everyone starts with the same amount of money, especially if the rules are, as they were then, pick on trade each.
Let's put it to the board if anyone is interested.
Would you rather have 3% of $28,000 or 20% of $650?
DOUCHESTER IS STILL LOSING!!!
Ok, please tell me how you know that? The number of options I buy depends on their price. If I am trading APPL options it's going to be fewer than if it's SPY. Is this so obvious it even has to be said?
And my question for the board is this:
Assume everything else is equal between two fund managers, except the following
A manages 100 millions but has consistently returned 1.5% over the last 20 years.
B only manages 10 million but has consistently returned 20% over the last 20 years.
Which one would you go with? I think B. Now if the analogy were extended to me in titty fan I would have about 20 times his return and be trading 10x his size so no question be asked.
TXTITTYFAN PRESSES HIS LUCK AND LOSES AGAIN!
RUN, TITTYFAN, RUN!
This thread has long ago ceased being about OTC experiences and of any value. It is now all about shit throwing and name calling and chest beating. Too bad!
LOL. The invitation to share was implied and the post only comes across as self-congratulatory to an ignorant retard like yourself, who is relegated to reading and posting fake nonsense about the things that others actually do.
There are guys around these parts who have stories that blow anything that I have away, such as harrydave with his overseas adventures or shadowcat with his tale, which will stick in my head forever, of the mother/daughter combo. I would never presume to brag in a place with posters of this caliber, but rather simply hope to read some of what they have to share.
You really are a cluless and envious dipshit - LOL.
I'll let the non-you'ness of this speak for itself, but come on, man, you can't wear false modesty. Who you trying to fool?
") where Ricky-boy treats one of his BBFS adventures as if it were some kind of joke:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=1…
You'll notice the pattern. No remorse, and since the audeince doesn't seem too judgemental, just a big joke to him.
Now this was two years ago? Has he cleaned up his act since then? I doubt it. You'll notice he doesn't say he doesn't do it any more, just "not often".
In fact, there is a recent thread entitled "I am clean. Are you?"
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=1…
In which he seems to have "slipped up" again recently and is probing to see if there will be support for it like there was before. Audience was not as receptive this time so he backed off.
I wonder if he'll get drunk and have some unprotected with strippers to celebrate? (Just to be extra safe he'll ask them if they "are clean" first.)
I think that this post, which was in the younger thread, says it all:
"Well I've only said that I fuck a lot of strippers, not that I'm always very smart about it. More often than not I use a condom or limit it to a bj, but every once in a while a mistake is made.
Let it never be said that I only share the self-flattering stuff on this thing. ;)"
I am an open book and there it is. :)
*DOUBLE KO OF TXTITTYFUCK AND RICKYBOY DUGAN IN ONE THREAD - VICTORY IS SWEET, EVEN IF "AS USUAL" AND "EXPECTED"*
In case you are confused dude - which is not uncommon for you as it is obviously difficult for you to remember so many fraudulent statements ;) - this is a strip club website, not a sewing circle. Having a bareback slippage moment is not the first or the last mistake that I or many others around here will likely make. If you have trouble coping with that, then maybe you should consider a little gentler environment for your delicate sensitivities. :)
Why it couldn't be your last "slip" when you are married and the slips put your wife at risk of cervical cancer is completely baffling.
Is it really that hard to always use protection? Other guys here can pull it off. Guess they don't have the same "impulsive" (eumphemism) personality traits you do though. Just thinking about your wife for once before it's about to happen, not just your own damn self. Think you got that in you?
Did I tell you about my OTC experience at a bar in Buenos Aires? I was taking a junket to South America with my client from PR, visiting other customers of a contractor we were using. The contractor wanted to show us how great their service was to their customers there. So one evening the contractor invites us out to dinner. Nice restaurant, big meal. After dinner we walk in a group of 8 or so guys down the street, around the corner, and into a bar. There is a short conversation by our host with the doorman, and we are ushered in.
At first I think the place is a strip club. After all, there is a bar, there are tables, there is a stage with a pole, and there are scantily clad girls. We get drinks, we sit and talk. The girls just watch us. One gets up and does a lazy dance on stage...no stripping. One by one the contractor and his guys get up and say goodbye. Pretty soon, it's just me and my two PR clients standing next to the bar, drinks in hand, with the ladies getting closer and closer. We are the lambs.
My wine soaked brain finally realizes what the hell is going on. I turn the conversation and we talk about taking ladies out. My PR friends give each other a look and one leans over to me. He says, "You know Dave, there is a saying - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." He gives me a big smile.
Fast forward 30 minutes. A petite Brazilian girl is relaxing in my large bathtub in the Buenos Aires Hilton, up to her neck in bubbles and laughing at me as I take off my clothes. Finally got to sleep at 3:30 am.
Like I said in another post, I would like to go to Rio.
Reminds me of the time I went to pick up a stripper at her place...it was a 5th wheel trailer on a lot next to an industrial facility. The trailer lot was surrounded by a chain link fence. Two dobermans greeted me at the gate. Turned out they were friendly. Her "roommate" and another girl inside were riffling through a police scanner frequency book. They offered me a joint. One puff and off we go. I'm pretty sure i dodged something that night, just not sure what.
I am happy that you are posting regularly again. Your stories are priceless. I always thought oil guys like me were a rather 'adventurous' bunch but you engineers seem to be a whole 'nuther breed.
So what we need to do is make condoms that wrap around even the pubic area, so even LESS chance of passing off diseases
He continually calls for a moderator without understanding that he would be one of the first having speech restricted or even sent packing. And they guy considers himself intelligent lmao