Guys' Weekend: What's a good strip club city besides Vegas?
coylongitude
Here's what I would say the criteria are:
1. Beautiful strippers
2. No stupid "minimum distance" laws for dances
3. Alcohol permitted
4. Topless or fully nude
In the US, I've found Vegas, New Orleans, and Denver to fit the bill. LA, SF, and Chicago did not, in my opinion. Any other ideas of places that hit all four criteria? Share your wisdom, strip club experts!
1. Beautiful strippers
2. No stupid "minimum distance" laws for dances
3. Alcohol permitted
4. Topless or fully nude
In the US, I've found Vegas, New Orleans, and Denver to fit the bill. LA, SF, and Chicago did not, in my opinion. Any other ideas of places that hit all four criteria? Share your wisdom, strip club experts!
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I know, we also have a ton of crime, but if you and your boys are smart and avoid petty squabbles with the more sinister element you'll be fine. Have class and be respectful, no one will bother you. Get lippy and look for trouble, we'll send you home in a body bag.
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ONLY go to Seattle to see Club_Goer or Stiletto25. But you will have to make SURE YOU avoid Dougster. ;))
Honestly Miami and Vegas (I know you mentioned Vegas, but still) are the only two places I consider serious towns for a guys weekend. Sure other places will do, but those places have it all.
Admittedly I have limited experience in Phoenix but it just doesn't have anything worth drawing me that far, nor do I take vacation based on strip clubs.
In that case, my quick list of places besides LV in no particular order: Phoenix, Dallas, Houston, Miami/Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta.
@estafador: NY is great for a lot of things, but its SC scene leaves a lot to be desired compared to the places above.
to jester's comment about detroit not being a great place for a guys get together; tonight my friends and I are going to the greektown casino to throw some cards around, then we're going to watch the tigers beat the yankees in the alcs at comerica park, then we'll close the night at penthouse club, one of the best strip clubs in the country. so yeah, I guess your right, detroit is an awful town for a group if guys to have a great time.
Of cource, this isn't the same as Miami or Vegas, but well worth the visit.
As far as other places, it's starting to get cold out, and unless you don't mind the cold and the snow, given the choice I'd tend to head to places like Florida, Texas, and the Southwest. Detroit? Maybe the clubs are fun, but the last place I want to be, especially in the winter is freakin' Detroit. But to each his own.
Personally, I'd probably head to Miami. Good weather, beaches, insanely hot chicks, night clubs, lots of stuff to do.
Phoenix clubs are great, but in the "other stuff to do" category it doesn't come close. But if I was going just for the clubs (as I've done before), it's a good place to go. High mileage, hot girls, nice weather.
I would also consider LA even though the OP dismissed it. Though I'm not certain if you can find clubs with exactly all the requirements the OP listed. But in terms of "other stuff to do", there's an insane amount of things to do (beaches, mountains, sports, etc.), great weather (it's in the high 90's and not a cloud in the sky today), and some of the clubs are excellent. But again it depends on what you want to do.
And someone mentioned Providence? As in, Rhode Island? You gotta be kidding.
I strongly recommend you make it into a big road trip instead. I think you might get real bored and disappointed when you wake up at 10am and it's cold and snowy outside and there's nothing to do for the next 8 hours until you feel like going back to a strip club. It's a lot more fun to walk down to the beach, check out the hot ladies, go for a swim, have a nice breakfast, etc.
No nudity on stage and very little contact in the stage tipping. Also the clubs close relatively early around 2am.
I have had some great times in Detroit VIP during the day shifts but my night shift visits have been hit or miss.
Three good clubs for a fri/sat night, spend $15 entry and do a limo ride for free between them all. The sundowner is solid all day every day from 12pm for daytimers too. Some good bars for drinking too nearby.
Two big casinos, loads of great cheap hotels.
Decent massage parlours next door if you dont find what want in the SC, or head the hour or so up to mississauga for more action.
Still, with the right dancer and the right club you can have an enjoyable time here, provided you have the money to spend. I would not go to NYC just for the strip clubs though, because there's so many better places to go for that IMO. It's just that if you happen to be in NYC, I wouldn't pass up checking out the scene here.
DOH !!! How could I have forgotten TJ? Absolutely that's gotta be near the top of the list. Of course you don't want to hang around TJ, just hit it and quit back to San Diego.
Personally, I'd tend to make somewhere in LA my base and just do a day or two trip (take the train or something) to San Diego/TJ, but I'm a bit biased against San Diego. Don't get me wrong, it's beautiful, but I tend to get kinda bored there.
I wouldn't give them my money if you paid me, nor would I spend 10 minutes in that hellhole.
Though maybe the clubs are okay.
I was talking about the strip club scene smartass. Maybe your friends are different, mine wouldn't want to fly to Detroit so we could pay to fuck strippers and neither would I.
And frankly I wouldn't fly to Detroit for vacation unless they had a specific event that I desperately wanted too see.
Other than that, Atlanta and Dallas right there, along with Florida in general...
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