HoustonTexansfan

this guy would come in every single day (he is like 40 and weighs like 400 pounds) and only come in with like $40 dollars and stay from open to close (12 pm to 2 am) like he is literally the first one in the door and the last person to leave. But what makes him so creepy is, he smells like he shit himself and his B.O. is awful and does nothing to do about it, even though we have free body spray upon request.....then like the extreme rare case he buys a dance, all he talks about his how big his dick is, and constantly trying to pull it out, while in the meantime he always try to hook up with the dancers and he thinks he is the king in there, then like he gets mad at other girls if they flirt with other guys.

I feel like the shittier the club is, the more worthless the drink hustle is, like at this one club where I live (no not Houston) it's literally $40 for their cheapest drink and the girls drain it in like 5 mins and then you seem like an asshole from not spending another $40 on them, oh then the best part, whenever the waitress is having a bad night, she will corner you into buy an expensive ass drink (like $120) so she can keep on with her drug habit. Then like you go to the local VIP club where there is no drink hustle, as long as you buy a dance at least once or twice an hour, girls will sit with you and make your experience better.

the types of old guys that go to the clubs 1. the normal old guys who come in just to hang out, tip, buy some dances, buy some beer, and know their limits. 2. the rich old guys who go in and generally stay with the feature dancers. 3. the border line old guys, they generally have a select few dancers who they hang out with the most but they are sometimes creepy to them but they have likable traits. 4.the creepy old men that go in and generally have less $150 and are extremely rude to the girls and most likely had to take penis pills before going in and had to go into the bathroom to take their night pills. (sadly the most common old guy in the club) put it this way.....if you have grandkids.....you're too old to be going in