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Russian Strippers

Sunday, April 11, 2010 6:38 PM
What is your take on Strippers from Russia? Any experiences you want to relate? I have heard there are some at Jersey clubs but have not encountered any here in Houston. I have seen some really fine Russian Girls on the dating site My [view link] - you have to have to pay to correspond with them so I see the thing as an expensive deal. But there are some really fine gals there.

34 comments

  • Dougster
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    14 years ago
    There's several Russian strippers working in the local clubs. I don't think there is any common pattern. Some low mileage, some high. Some friendly, some bitches.
  • LoneLurker
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    14 years ago
    I haven't been in a year or so, but during the two years prior I noted a good number of eastern European women at Masters in Myrtle Beach, SC. Again, no common theme. A couple were outstanding.
  • samsung1
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    14 years ago
    dougster sums it up pretty well. There was a hot russian dancer at kahoot's but she came over to sit on my lap and gave me that "no touching allowed" bullshit when I put my hand on her ass.
  • samsung1
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    14 years ago
    There is also a similar pay site called [view link] The girls post their pics and profiles on the site and the guys pay for credits in order to communication with them. They can send videos and pics in exchange for paid credits. I signed up because they offered to give you free credits. However, in communicating with the girl she said that if I wanted pics from her I would have to use paid credits and not the free ones. I did not bother paying...but now that I think about it, it would be a much cheaper alternative to going to strip clubs lol.
  • 59
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    14 years ago
    There are LOTS in New Jersey and Philly. Tend to be attractive, tall, and slender. Work hard, Very business like. Don't find them very warm. Mileage tends to be on the low side. Give the impression all they are after is your money. I don't believe I've ever had a Russian fave. Of course I'm generalizing but that's been my overall impression.
  • snowtime
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    14 years ago
    Have only had one Russian dancer, at Doll House in Jax.,Fla. Her dances were terrific and several other reviewers of the same club had similar good experiences with the 2 Russians at this club. Saw a lot of Russian dancers at my one visit to Masters in Myrtle Beach a couple of years ago. All that I encountered seemed very cold and did not interest me in a private dance. I know their stage side interaction was nothing to get excited about. So I guess it depends on the particular club and the Russian that you encounter.
  • bornloser
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    14 years ago
    They seem to be serious hustlers-some just wont take no for an answer. One promised to call me for OTC the next day--of course she didnt.
  • gatorfan
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    14 years ago
    Some Russian dancers are hot looking but in general I have found them to be less accomodating (at a reasonable price) than most latins.
  • bigdude012
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    14 years ago
    Saw one at the Candy Bar in VA. Had an amazing body that looking like a Latina (another dancer set me straight on my Latina fantasy). Did not get a dance from her though might try her next time
  • zipman68
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    14 years ago
    Katya at the Dollhouse in Jax, FL is incredible - hot as hell and she seems like a nice person. Almost always there.
  • SnakePlissken
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    14 years ago
    I really don't like strippers from the former USSR. I remember this one club in DC I went to and ran into 3 strippers from the former Soviet Union. One was a not very attractive Russian (my friend referred to her as "cave troll") who came by and said "you watch show?" and then when we replied "yes" she said "then you pay". Another was a Ukrainian who came by and introduced herself with the question "why do guys like to come to strip clubs?". The third was also Ukrainian and was chatting with us for a while. We were discussing her life and she said she was studying photography and wanted to work for National Geographic. We both wished her a sincere good luck with that and then she joked "but if that doesn't work out, I'll just marry one of the rich, young guys here". My friend and I laughed at that, then she said with venom in her voice "just kidding, I hate them, ha!" Then she walked off. It was kind of off putting. That's why when it comes to lap dances, I prefer to buy American.
  • samsung1
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    14 years ago
    zipman, as you might remember from your columbus days... dollhouse was the first strip club in columbus and it was russian.
  • DandyDan
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    14 years ago
    I don't get too many of them around here, but I did meet one who had a great body and was one of the nicer ladies I've met. One of the best lap dancers at her club. But I personally believe she was in the minority of Russian dancers, because they all seem to be all about the money.
  • rickdugan
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    14 years ago
    There are a lot of Russians in clubs all over the Northeast (NJ, NY, CT, PA) and many of them tend to be very hot. A lot of them are also smart, educated, aggressive and know a fair amount of English, so you can have a pretty cool time for a short while talking to one who is trying to seduce you into a back room. It is important to note that most of them also have hard boundaries and high self opinions, so if you are looking for something extra you will likely come up empty. They also often travel to and from the clubs in groups (vans, etc.), making it pretty hard to work on anything special OTC. For the reasons noted above, I tend to steer clear of Russians but some guys enjoy them a lot.
  • minnow
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    14 years ago
    I've met several- I don't find them to be that radically different from their American counterparts, save for less princessy attitudes overall. They tend to be a bit more accomodating, but won't go as far as some wild US, mideastern, or some Asian encounters. Perhaps a more conventional, mechanical style. I wouldn't charecterize all encounters as "businesslike", but with many, a businesslike mien. Ah, variety is the spice of life...................
  • bigdude012
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    14 years ago
    I wonder if Russian strippers are the secret agents of Moscow sent to seduce us into a socialist way of thinking? All seriousness though Ethnicity isn't the most important thing in a dancer (though asains are my weakness) The most important thing is the personality of the dancer.
  • sharkhunter
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    14 years ago
    My brief encounters with Russian dancers would include the occasional Russian dancer that would come up to me when I visited the Masters which is about a few days once a year max. Some look good. However I noticed their communication and dancing seemed awkward at times depending on the dancer. I prefer other dancers simply because I got a strict hands off vibe from some of the dancers that approached me.
  • Drippy
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    14 years ago
    I had a great time with a well-proportioned petite Russian stripper here in Detroit. She was friendly and spoke good English. I was not sure what to expect in the VIP room, but we had a very satisfying time. I hope to see her this week (I'm in town on business)
  • MisterGuy
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    14 years ago
    I think that I've only met one Russian dancer in all my years of strip clubbing. She was down at DiCarlos in Albany, NY, and she had quite the personality...a very good sense of humor. The Russian dancers that work down in the NYC/NJ area can be quite cold from what I've heard though. Former poster wondergrl used to work with a Ukrainian dancer at the PL in NJ that "hated sex" but loved to engage in OTC meetings because she loved the money. I wish that the Russian pharmacy tech that I saw at my local drug store today was a dancer. She was tall, blond, big breasted, and had a beautiful smile. Too bad she'll be rolling in dough on her own when she finishes her training...
  • Dougster
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    14 years ago
    MisterGay: "I think that I've only met one Russian dancer in all my years of strip clubbing. " Conclusive proof that MisterGay does not actually go to strip clubs and that all his reviews are fake and that he just trolls these board trying to stir up shit regarding his inane and disingenuous political beliefs.
  • georgmicrodong
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    14 years ago
    I've seen more than one Russian dancer, but have never actually gotten one to dance for me. There's one at a local club who's entire English vocabulary appears to consist of "You want lap dance? Forty dollars." There might be more, but I've never heard her say anything else.
  • txtittyfan
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    14 years ago
    How humorous that the board troll Dougster, would call out Mr Guy for fake reviews, when he himself has not posted a review in almost a year, and only has three posted reviews. But then I guess the short bus does'nt make too many field trips to strip clubs.
  • vincemichaels
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    14 years ago
    txtittyfan, let's not forget that Dougster is banned from the short bus for molesting little boys in the back
  • rickdugan
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    14 years ago
    tx that is not cool even as a joke.
  • Dougster
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    14 years ago
    txtittyfan: How short dollars and short treasuries working out for you? Another amazing day to be short them I see.
  • MisterGuy
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    14 years ago
    "How humorous that the board troll Dougster, would call out Mr Guy for fake reviews, when he himself has not posted a review in almost a year, and only has three posted reviews." I dunno how many times that I need to say this people, but just ignore our resident Internet Troll Dougster/BobbyI. He doesn't like the fact that he's been pwned numerous times since around 2007, nor will he ever get over that fact, which is part of the reason that he's an Internet Troll in the first place.
  • MisterGuy
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    14 years ago
    P.S. - Get a clue "rickdugan"...your newbieness is getting old...
  • rickdugan
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    14 years ago
    [repeat from another Board in case you didn't get it the first time] Ah Mister, a little skimming of your previous posts sheds some light on your gig. And to think I was actually starting to call Doug out on his comments relating to you. So please let me interrupt no more, oh Master of bitter posts and pick pocket politics. Please continue to enlighten us newbies with your learned teachings ;)
  • Dougster
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    14 years ago
    My two favorite times MisterGay was owned: 1) When he claimed AIG was worth $1 trillion because in accounting for special ed they never taught him that liabilities have to be subtracted from assets. Bad enough, but to this day he will still not admit he was wrong about this. 2) MisterGay goes to considerable lengths hear to show he is some kind of a moral hero because he supposedly respects whores. Problem is that one of the whores who should have been so impressed by this, fetish_dancer, merely concluded he was a "moral jackoff". Keep thinking you're some kind of white knight/hero MisterGay. No one else in the world is convinced. Especially not the whores you "respect" so much. rick: I can guarantee you that if you comb the entire internet you will not meet an idiot/moral jackoff whose head is as far up his ass as MisterGay's is, and who thinks he is a such a genius/moral hero.
  • rickdugan
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    14 years ago
    Doug, yeah, owing hundreds of billions on credit default swaps and other derivatives can be an inconvenient truth.
  • MisterGuy
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    14 years ago
    Since we're apparently repeating ourselves now for no apparent reason from thread to thread rickie: Real slick move siding with the obvious Internet Troll there rickie...you should go far on this site...ugh... Like I've said to CT before...don't get me started on AIG... :)
  • Dougster
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    14 years ago
    Go far? MisterGay? What is there a lifetime achievement award on TUSCL? Think you take things a little too seriously and are a little too fixated on strippers. Maybe time for you to get a life, yeah?
  • rickdugan
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    14 years ago
    Mister, my shot was just return fire for the comment above :)
  • Clubber
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    14 years ago
    rickdugan, Don't waste your time on the village idiot. Jut ignore it's idiocy.
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