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As a dancer, I get asked out a lot. And I've thought about this... I really think a lot of dating advice is too skewed, and mostly straight and narrow. I am also a writer, so this is my 2 cents worth. This is a no holes barred article, hopefully bringing you into the darker and kinkier sides of nightlife…

The number one male fantasy is of course FFM. Shortly thereafter follows the MMF variety. In a strip club setting many times, I have been asked to accommodate the FFM fantasy. In this article, I would like to address specifically how to better enjoy THIS fantasy of sheer *B*L*I*S*S*! First of all, it is of utmost importance that the two girls…

A recent thread about falling in love with a stripper received a surprising number candid responses with stories about the various feelings that strippers can stir up inside of you. I posted that my recent entrance into this interesting world of strip clubs caught me completely off guard, wondering what the hell one particular stripper had done to me. It was…

I am a dancer. I go state to state in hopes of fun, adventure, and lastly, but never the least, money. I started out working the normal corporate 8 to 5. It wasn't enough, I've always wanted the finer things. So the 2 bedroom apartment on a middle class side of town, an old beat up Ford that enjoyed overheating…

Updated for 2012, and taking the new laws into account. Virtually all Louisville clubs have the "wanna buy the lady a drink" hustle. The only exception that I know of to this practice is PT's, downtown. You can still buy a girl a drink, but you're going to pay the same price for hers that you would for yours.…

"Wait a minute, THIS ISN'T THE KARAOKE PLACE!" Wesley, an old friend from California, slurred as he stumbled out of the car. "Whaaa? You already said you didn't want to go to one. What kind of a friend would I be if I did something you said not to do?!" I'm a horrible friend. We were totally outside a of…

Quick little reference guide on how to get the most bang for your buck at Hong Kong Club in Tijuana. 1. Go during the day. The night is always a sausage fest and crowded. During the daytime you have minimal people, a ton of chicks and a better vibe. Plus...when you are there during the day, the…

Review: I am discussing my ideas about strip club design and management and designing a sample club as an illustration. The parameters are: 4000sf storefront with 10 ft ceilings, lap dances and VIP allowed but no alcohol. Club can run with as few as 3 non-dancers at slow times. The primary design goal is to maximize…

I deleted Alanna's number the next morning. I've seen fools trip over themselves, toss logic out the window, and let stupidity take the driver's seat while they succumb to their siren's calls. The sweet nothings that flow so effortlessly from the dancer's mouths enchant these drunken buffoons to dispense the cash right out their pockets. Case-in-point, two of my cohorts…

With gasoline approaching $4 a gallon, I began thinking about alternatives to driving to strip clubs. My favorite strip club in the Detroit suburb of Inkster is 7.7 miles from home, and the cost of a round trip in my BMW is around $3. That cost will be increasing as gas prices continue to rise. I…