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Quick little reference guide on how to get the most bang for your buck at Hong Kong Club in Tijuana. 1. Go during the day. The night is always a sausage fest and crowded. During the daytime you have minimal people, a ton of chicks and a better vibe. Plus...when you are there during the day, the…

Review: I am discussing my ideas about strip club design and management and designing a sample club as an illustration. The parameters are: 4000sf storefront with 10 ft ceilings, lap dances and VIP allowed but no alcohol. Club can run with as few as 3 non-dancers at slow times. The primary design goal is to maximize…

I deleted Alanna's number the next morning. I've seen fools trip over themselves, toss logic out the window, and let stupidity take the driver's seat while they succumb to their siren's calls. The sweet nothings that flow so effortlessly from the dancer's mouths enchant these drunken buffoons to dispense the cash right out their pockets. Case-in-point, two of my cohorts…

With gasoline approaching $4 a gallon, I began thinking about alternatives to driving to strip clubs. My favorite strip club in the Detroit suburb of Inkster is 7.7 miles from home, and the cost of a round trip in my BMW is around $3. That cost will be increasing as gas prices continue to rise. I…

A recent discussion topic about bareback sex with strippers got me thinking about risks in our lives, not just in our pursuit of this hobby but all the other risks we can face in our lives. The Strip Club hobby is rife with risk. If one is married or in a relationship there can be dire risk to the marriage or…

The most litigated issue under the Fair Labor Standards Act (FLSA) is whether an employee is an independent contractor or not. In this article, I would like to briefly discuss the issue of whether or not dancers should be classified as independent contractors. In the 1980's, Alan Markovitz, now owner of the world famous Flight Club and The Penthouse Club near…

"No way in HELL." I protested. I crossed my arms and leaned back in my chair to denote my firm, moral stance. The loud chattering of fellow gamblers, the cheering of the fortunate but few winners, and the incessant beeping and booping of the slot machines had the first floor of the MGM Grand bustling with life. Five of my friends and…

"Oh my god, I just want him to handcuff me and fuck the shit out of me." The comment didn't faze me in the least bit. In my past few visits, I've picked up on Alanna's unabashed sense of self. Every opinion, every thought, every philosophy she verbalized through her rose-petal pink lips were said with such conviction that it didn't…

A couple of weeks ago the city council proposed a restrictive ordinance regulating Strip clubs. I have been meaning to post a summary of strip clubs in Albuquerque for a while, and I guess i better do it before they change it all. The new ordinance would ban VIP rooms at the strip clubs, prohibit touching from the…

I have been to numerous strip clubs all across the country in my life. Every single one I go to seems so different. There are ones that are a little bit bigger than a local bar and there are ones that have 4 stages and the club looks like the size of Vons! The ultimate question is…