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I am a dancer. I go state to state in hopes of fun, adventure, and lastly, but never the least, money. I started out working the normal corporate 8 to 5. It wasn't enough, I've always wanted the finer things. So the 2 bedroom apartment on a middle class side of town, an old beat up Ford that enjoyed overheating…

Updated for 2012, and taking the new laws into account. Virtually all Louisville clubs have the "wanna buy the lady a drink" hustle. The only exception that I know of to this practice is PT's, downtown. You can still buy a girl a drink, but you're going to pay the same price for hers that you would for yours.…

"Wait a minute, THIS ISN'T THE KARAOKE PLACE!" Wesley, an old friend from California, slurred as he stumbled out of the car. "Whaaa? You already said you didn't want to go to one. What kind of a friend would I be if I did something you said not to do?!" I'm a horrible friend. We were totally outside a of…

Quick little reference guide on how to get the most bang for your buck at Hong Kong Club in Tijuana. 1. Go during the day. The night is always a sausage fest and crowded. During the daytime you have minimal people, a ton of chicks and a better vibe. Plus...when you are there during the day, the…

Review: I am discussing my ideas about strip club design and management and designing a sample club as an illustration. The parameters are: 4000sf storefront with 10 ft ceilings, lap dances and VIP allowed but no alcohol. Club can run with as few as 3 non-dancers at slow times. The primary design goal is to maximize…

I deleted Alanna's number the next morning. I've seen fools trip over themselves, toss logic out the window, and let stupidity take the driver's seat while they succumb to their siren's calls. The sweet nothings that flow so effortlessly from the dancer's mouths enchant these drunken buffoons to dispense the cash right out their pockets. Case-in-point, two of my cohorts…

With gasoline approaching $4 a gallon, I began thinking about alternatives to driving to strip clubs. My favorite strip club in the Detroit suburb of Inkster is 7.7 miles from home, and the cost of a round trip in my BMW is around $3. That cost will be increasing as gas prices continue to rise. I…

A recent discussion topic about bareback sex with strippers got me thinking about risks in our lives, not just in our pursuit of this hobby but all the other risks we can face in our lives. The Strip Club hobby is rife with risk. If one is married or in a relationship there can be dire risk to the marriage or…

The most litigated issue under the Fair Labor Standards Act (FLSA) is whether an employee is an independent contractor or not. In this article, I would like to briefly discuss the issue of whether or not dancers should be classified as independent contractors. In the 1980's, Alan Markovitz, now owner of the world famous Flight Club and The Penthouse Club near…

"No way in HELL." I protested. I crossed my arms and leaned back in my chair to denote my firm, moral stance. The loud chattering of fellow gamblers, the cheering of the fortunate but few winners, and the incessant beeping and booping of the slot machines had the first floor of the MGM Grand bustling with life. Five of my friends and…