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Why smelling good at a strip club is an amazing idea

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I am someone who has worked in many different clubs across Seattle. I have met a million different types of men. I’ve met straight ballers who are iced out and have a 400$ hoodie to dudes who are rocking a Walmart polo and some 40$ new balances (no shame Walmart has great clothes) and the one thing I have found…

Samual2000Samual2000Contributor· 4 yrs ago 2 21

If you're a regular, get to know the staff

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You grizzled old veterans know whether this applies to you or not. But for you newbies, some thoughts on how to wire the system in your favor, if you're a regular at a club. If you're a regular at a club, getting to know the staff is a pretty low-effort affair, that can result in a huge benefit to your…

SubramanSubramanVeteran Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 4 9

Surviving a Club Shooting

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The topic of mass shootings and gun control have been all over the news as of late. In the last few years we have seen mass shootings in churches, elementary schools, high schools, grocery stores, theaters, and nightclubs. Read the news on Google and you will see at least a few violent crimes taking place at gentlemen’s clubs every week.…

tuscltusclElite Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 1 9

Top 4 Reasons why you should befriend the bouncers at the Club

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Hey guys, I plan on going to clubs a lot more. Hence, I plan on writing reviews over here as well as giving tips on how to enjoy your experience at the strip club. 1-Most are very friendly One thing I have noticed about the bouncers is that many are friendly. Many of them are guys like yourself who want to network…

Beat100Beat100Contributor· 4 yrs ago 1 6

How to have the best night out

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First, the information below is my experience. It may not work for everyone, but it has never failed me (unless the club is a complete dump). Lastly, if you want to sit next to the stage and throw away all your money for eye candy this article isn't for you. If you want to get 1 on 1 attention read on. Obviously…

TheHaughTheHaughContributor· 4 yrs ago 3

What makes a good strip-club review

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IMHO, the purpose of strip club reviews is to provide accurate, timely information that the reader can use to decide if he wants to visit the club and what to expect. Different readers have different criteria, and they fall roughly into two groups; regulars and first timers. Regulars can benefit from timely updates about the club, a favorite dancer has…

Pussylicker2Pussylicker2Veteran Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 2 20

New Rules…$300 to Hotel Cascadas for TLN With a HK BG

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Not your standard trip report. Hotel Cascadas tried to charge me $300US to have a HK BG who was off shift TLN in my room. If you don’t want to read a LONG article about this shit show and my equally angry remarks, DO NOT read this article. You have been warned so I don’t want any grief about how…

PutaTesterPutaTesterElite Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 2 15

Finding an oasis in the desert

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Anyone who has ever visited foggy old Albion (or, to the less poetic amongst us, England) is likely to have had a pretty dismal lap dancing experience. The law, here at least, is more anti-ass than an ass itself. Whilst you are perfectly entitled to pay for sex with whomever is offering and happens to take your fancy, the idea…

leyhunterleyhunterContributor· 4 yrs ago 1 1

Fuck a girl you really don't want to fuck? Maybe.

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If no one is going to go to the ball park, no one is going to stop them. That wisdom from Yogi Berra has its corollary in sex clubs. If there’s no good reason for most men to go to a sex club, that’s not going to stop them. I’ve been to a bunch. And I can say with some authority…

SgrayeffSgrayeffElite Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 1 3

4th Trip to HK Tijuana

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My 4th trip to HK staying there for two nights from April 18th to April 20th. As mentioned in my previous reviews of HK and my last article, I typically add brief notes to my phone after arriba sessions to refer back to when writing posts. Crossed in to Mexico at around 2pm on Monday the 18th and decided to…

HalfnhalfHalfnhalfContributor· 4 yrs ago 6
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