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Instead of writing a review of HK, of which there are plenty and all of which have been “disliked” by desertscrub, I thought I’d contribute an article about my March 2022 trip to TJ. My third overall trip. Came in to this trip with the goal of getting in 5 arriba sessions over the 2-night trip, since previous trips…

Looking back on living in NYC in the mid-'80's. Times Square was a festival of sex... You name it you could find it. For a repressed kid from the midwest it was an eye opener. Live sex shows... People fucking right on the stage! Gay strippers, straight strippers, cross dressers. A virtual mall of depravity. My hottest time was…

1.Be nice to the girls, they are used to obnoxious sleezeballs, if you're polite and kind they will be much more attentive. High-end clubs at night These are the places that have valet parking, nice chairs, beautiful women, huge VIP rooms, possibly more than one floor, multiple stages, and usually a dress code of sorts (no t-shirts or shorts). Some guys…

Philadelphia. 1776. Independence Hall. The Liberty Bell. Signing of the Declaration of Independence. Richard Gere, Kobe Bryant, Grace Kelly, Bob Saget, Will Smith, Kevin Hart, Linda Fiorentino, Joey Bishop, Kevin Bacon, Teddy Pendergrass, Hall and Oates, Boyz II Men, Benjamin Franklin, Rocky Balboa. All sorts of good shit coming out of here. (And then also you got Bill Cosby,…

It was winter when I ventured into my first strip club with my boyfriend. He knew all about my bi curiosities- the crushes I'd had on friends, the numerous wet dreams involving me and another woman eating each other's pussies. The times I'd made out with friends in front of guys and secretly liked it. I was a baby…

I'm writing this to punish myself for making fun of someone in the comments section of a review where they overpaid for a BJ. I tried to think of a time where I made a similar mistake and I couldn't think of one...but then I remembered this gem. So, for your enjoyment (and my dismay): So, I used…

I got into the game late. I must admit, embarrassingly so, that growing up in SE Michigan I never knew about Tijuana of the North. I never knew that strippers actually provided "extras". I thought strippers providing those type of services were just stories that drunk dudes made up like fisherman telling stories after fishing trips.…

“In late 2020, Los Angeles Dist. Atty. issued a directive that stopped nearly all prostitution-related loitering prosecutions.” I had read about these “news”. I had to go to a “conference/meeting” all the way down in Downtown Los Angeles on February on a Monday at noon, and after the meeting I had some time, so I decided to drive along Figueroa…

There was an early spring day recently in Chicago. I decided to go out for a run. I’m 6’2”, and a muscular 175 pounds. I love running with my shirt off for attention, when the weather is warm enough. It had just topped 76 degrees out, and I out in my short running shorts.…