While masks are still required in some areas such as medical facilities and some emergency laws/regulations are just waiting to lapse for all intents and purposes we are out of Covid. Unfortunately I don’t think there will ever be a return to how things were before the pandemic. Strip clubs are no exception.
A lot of the dancers I…
The following is targeted neither at beginners nor at experienced strip club customers. It's just a list of things that have worked for me over the decades (shit, I'm old). Some of these things might work for you; some might not. Also, some of these recommendations may not work at some clubs or in some regions.
Honestly, for a…
DISCLOSURE
Hello my fellow TUSCL members. It has been a while since I have written an article or review. There was a good reason for that. Garfield has finally made the trek over to Frankfurt, Germany and Zurich, Switzerland and experienced the FKK world firsthand. Over the last two months, I have been writing…
As the outdoor lights faded, I stepped into a dark corridor, feeling the enveloping darkness surround me. My heart raced and my palms grew sweaty as I nervously handed my ID to the bouncer. At that time, I had only seen real breasts once, had only had sex with one person, and was exposed solely to pornography. I was…
I described the glories of the once-great BallPark Tavern in a previous article (see Blowjobs on Christmas (app.tuscl.net )). Here I'm going to continue the chronicle of debauchery in response to a recent conversation about Playhouse Lounge, which is nearby and nothing like the Ballpig, may it rest in peace.
I actually feel sorry for those who never experienced BP…
It is important to approach strip clubs with an open mind, respect for the performers, and consideration for the establishment's rules and policies.
With that said, here is a beginner's guide to strip clubs:
Choose a club: Research local strip clubs in your area and choose one that fits your preferences. Look for reviews and ratings online…
A long time ago, I wrote an article about my first trip to a strip club and what a great experience it was, and how you never forget your first club experience. After my first trip to The Grandview, I wanted to go back immediately. The only problem was I was a poor 18 year old working a part…
What exactly is it about eating pussy that makes it such a deliriously fabulous pastime? From certain perspectives, eating pussy could be considered gross. After all, women dribble pee across their pink parts. They bleed from their vaginas. They get yeast infections and UTIs. If that’s not enough, some people allege that eating pussy is bad for your teeth!
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I am a pervert and I am prepared to admit it. But, despite my occasional outrageous conduct, I do occasionally behave like I have a heart or a conscience.
I’m sure some of you have run into this dilemma. You feel a desperate need to be desplooginated by a gorgeous woman whom you’ve never even met. You jump into your…
