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So, for some inexplicable reason you find yourself in Utah and despite everything you already know about the state, you still want to visit a strip club. If you can't be talked into skiing, snowboarding or a stroll through the Mormon visitors center, the following will hopefully provide you with the information you need to decide where to go…

Strip clubs have become an endangered species in many parts of rural America during the last decade. If this pace keeps up you won't be able to see a naked woman on stage (or in a lap dance room) between Minneapolis and Denver within another decade.

North Dakota is down to 4 strip clubs in the entire state.…

The recent resurgence of the Burlesque art form figures prominently in the lives of those of us who rely on strip clubs for one reason or another. It's important to address how burlesque figures into history and the history of strip clubs.

One hundred years ago, there wasn't strip clubs, but there was Burlesque Halls. Like strip clubs,…

I walk into a suburban Toronto club (no cover, no valet), get a beer (cheaper than Detroit) and walk over towards the stage. I settle in at a table about three rows back and begin to take it all in. The performer on stage is a thin, tall blonde of about 30 and she's completely nude. I notice there's…

It looks like I'm going to be retiring from clubbing. Either that, or I'll only go to clubs when I'm out of town, which isn't very often. :( I recently read a review of the downtown Paper Moon in Richmond that informed me of some new rules they've implemented. In the past, this club has always offered 2 types…

Who is Christal? Well, I grew up in Los Angeles, CA. My life had been fairly simple. My parents loved to garden so we always had a large backyard garden, honey bee hives, fruit trees, goats, chickens, rabbits, dogs & cats. It was by no means a farm, In fact, it was just an average house on a corner…

Shopping with our little ingénue had not quite gone the way we anticipated but all-in-all was a pleasurable experience for both of us. After leaving the mall, we headed back to our motel for a bit. I had some work to crank out and my wife wanted to use the Jacuzzi in the room to relax. As we drove…

I have been to strip clubs in Albuquerque, El Paso, Tijuana, Miami, etc. I have realized many things over the years and will try to simplify everything I have learned based on my observations.

First, shower and look decent when you go to a strip club. Many strippers compliment me that I smell nice and appreciate that I took the…

Our first tricky element inside the club is the Stage. In fact the stage represents such a dilemma I considered getting rid of it entirely! Why? With the lap dances providing so much dollar potential per song and the stage so little typically the stage is financially a waste of time. Except in places where being at a club…