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The Fair Maiden

She had a dream... Of a white chariot.... a tall tower with a fair maiden peering from the window. Hair that flows like ringlets of spun gold down from her head draping beautifully as it falls out of the window & down the tower wall where she is captive. She had a longing for peace,…

Have you ever wondered about strip club lighting and lighting up the girls with EL Wire? This is an abbreviated form of the words electroluminescent wire. These thin copper wires are coated in phosphor. Whenever an alternating current is applied to these wires, they glow or light up. Lighting of this nature is typically used in toys, vehicles, emergency…

So, I thought since I have been recently been getting this question (next to are there any back room catfights) that I should openly address it.

Here we go, and I am going to anwer it openly and honestly the way I do at work just as if I were talking poin blank to a client. That is…

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Review: I have been thinking, some would say way…

So, for some inexplicable reason you find yourself in Utah and despite everything you already know about the state, you still want to visit a strip club. If you can't be talked into skiing, snowboarding or a stroll through the Mormon visitors center, the following will hopefully provide you with the information you need to decide where to go…

Strip clubs have become an endangered species in many parts of rural America during the last decade. If this pace keeps up you won't be able to see a naked woman on stage (or in a lap dance room) between Minneapolis and Denver within another decade.

North Dakota is down to 4 strip clubs in the entire state.…

The recent resurgence of the Burlesque art form figures prominently in the lives of those of us who rely on strip clubs for one reason or another. It's important to address how burlesque figures into history and the history of strip clubs.

One hundred years ago, there wasn't strip clubs, but there was Burlesque Halls. Like strip clubs,…

I walk into a suburban Toronto club (no cover, no valet), get a beer (cheaper than Detroit) and walk over towards the stage. I settle in at a table about three rows back and begin to take it all in. The performer on stage is a thin, tall blonde of about 30 and she's completely nude. I notice there's…

It looks like I'm going to be retiring from clubbing. Either that, or I'll only go to clubs when I'm out of town, which isn't very often. :( I recently read a review of the downtown Paper Moon in Richmond that informed me of some new rules they've implemented. In the past, this club has always offered 2 types…