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Stopped by the pink playhouse on a Thursday night. It’s been described a lot…. It’s a bright pink building on the side of the highway. Can’t miss it. Easy parking. Safe…

Baby Dolls is literally across the street from Oz. Just look south from the Oz parking lot and you can’t miss it. But the street it’s across is Umberton Road, a divided four lane…

Visited playhouse a couple of weeks back on a Thursday afternoon. Arrived around 1:00 pm. The place opens at noon. It is vey easy to get to and has an open safe parking lot…

Went there after midnight on a Friday. First time at a club in Tampa. The place looks large from the outside but is very small once you're in. Plenty of men just standing around as…

I was visiting anaheim for a conference and decided to swing by on a week night. Overall the women were good looking and the prices and mileage was comparable to other clubs in SoCal.

The club…

I was there on a Thursday around 6pm. I was surprised, it was fairly crowded with at least 10 girls. I went to my usual spot at the bar near where the girls…

Went in on a Friday around 10 pm. $8 cover, but I used a free pass. They ask for your license and scan it. ATM machine in the front and when you enter after the…

Go for the extras if you want, but don't go for the dancers!

The club is almost impossible to get to because Austin and TXDot built a huge interchange between 183 and 71; miss an…

Went to PP on a Friday night when thy advertised anal bead tug-o-war and I was greatly disappointed.

Paid the $12 cover around 10 PM and was wanded in by the bouncer. Place was pretty…

TL;DR: Cool club, beautiful women, relaxed vibe, decently priced. Stayed for one hour, spent near $300, and had an amazing time. Would definitely recommend.
I had never gone to a strip club on my own nor…

Consider this an update to my review of Sept. 1. The description of the place is the same. I was there from 5-6pm on a Thursday afternoon. In that period there 6…

I went in on a Tuesday afternoon for the first time. The place was pink on the outside and the parking lot was easy enough to park in. When you walk in the stage is…

So I came in on a rare rainy Friday in SoCal a few weeks ago for the first time not knowing what to expect since it was my first time here. I got the around…

Place: The venue on the nicer end of the spectrum, not luxury but not sketchy. Located on the north end of Fells Point... a few blocks up from where most of the bars and…

Second time going to Rick’s.

First thing of note is dress code, they turn away if you’re wearing athleisure. I sometimes like to gamble by wearing reasonably looking athletic pants that are quite thin for…

Went there Friday afternoon after my 2 days business meeting. It is the only club in downtown so walking distance from my hotel. I arrived early afternoon and entrance was $5 and it was free…

Adding aging with more clib details. Buddy was in town for a week and decided to visit this place on a weekday after work. Wanted to checkout this place. Club is located remotely just of…

This was first visit to the Hong Kong, and even to Tijuana. I’m writing this from the perspective of a newcomer and non-regular (regulars’ experiences may differ), and also without the benefit of seeing any…

Had some time on a Friday night, so I hit up the club. Been there both pre and post pandemic (even during). There is plenty of parking if you get there before 11pm which has…

Had some free time so made my way to the club on a Friday night around 8:00. It’s a $5 CAD cover charge and a beer was $8 CAD.
When you walk in, there is…

Decided to stop by the Cricket. Have not been there in a while. $9 beer bucket. No cover. $10 VIP fee. No valet. Wait staff does not push drinks.…

I know this is going to sound like a club ad. You are about to read a stupendous review of a club that generally gets shitty reviews. But if anyone has read my reviews, this…

Subi's Place is a mid-size club located in Southgate on Northline Road towards Wyandotte. Location is in a fairly safe neighborhood area. You can park on the street to avoid the valet, although…

When I was clubbing regularly, I’d kind of weaned myself down to two clubs: Booby Trap Doral for the big booties, and Cheetah Hallandale for the GFE (had this over a number of years between…

I had never been to Bogarts at night (3rd time I have been there at all). Was curious if the talent and vibe were any better than the day shift, so decided to stop in.…

The outside of this club is in an industrial area next to a gas station. The parking can be difficult, especially on a Thursday evening when I went. There is often an attendant who helps…

Parked inside gate, seemed safe enough. Use GPS to get to club....You will think you are lost, as it's in industrial area. Pass the other club (Showcase) shortly before you get to this…

Was in the area and the GPS said it would take me 2 hours to get home so decided to visit Oz for my first visit to kill some time while traffic eased up. Got…